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Funny story: DiNozzo, McGee and Gibbs hotfoot it downtown amid Capitol Hill gunshots lock down

DiNozzo, McGee and Gibbs hotfoot it downtown amid Capitol Hill gunshots lock down

Washington DC - The sound of gunfire on Capitol Hill has seen the arrival of the same NCIS rapid response unit that secured the Washington Navy Yard on 16 September following a massacre that claimed 12 innocent lives. Special Agents Jethro Gibbs,...
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Funny story: Workplace Shooting in Kansas

Workplace Shooting in Kansas

The epidemic of gun violence in America continues unabated. The most recent incident occurred this past Friday at the Acme Widget and Wingding factory in Schnottville, Kansas. What seemed at first to be a typical Friday at the factory turned deadl...
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Funny story: Teenage Boy Opens Fire on Wayne LaPierre and Sean Hannity

Teenage Boy Opens Fire on Wayne LaPierre and Sean Hannity

National Rifle Association CEO and gun-rights martyr Wayne LaPierre likely was not expecting to be shot at as he celebrated the day after Gun Appreciation Day by shooting off his mouth with Sean Hannity on the Fox Comedy Network. LaPierre said he...
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Funny story: President Obama Quitting, Moving to UK

President Obama Quitting, Moving to UK

WASHINGTON - U.S. President Barack Obama announced Monday morning that he is resigning from the presidency effective immediately and moving to the United Kingdom. According to a White House press release, Obama has lost all hope for the country a...
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Funny story: "I Guess I'll Have to Postpone My Mass Killing if Guns Are Outlawed" - an opinion piece

"I Guess I'll Have to Postpone My Mass Killing if Guns Are Outlawed" - an opinion piece

by Robert James Helper, future murderer With the events in Connecticut this week, a lot of Americans are finally starting to ask if stricter gun control is the key to preventing these types of tragedies from occurring. This argument is pretty sound: fewer guns, fewer killings with guns. I think all Americans should be able to agree that new gun regulations are a necessary and vital component fo...
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Funny story: New Mexico man shot during robbery, or by accident, or some damned how

New Mexico man shot during robbery, or by accident, or some damned how

SILVER CITY, New Mexico (ABSNN) - Oddly enough, given the large number of guns and ammunition stores found in a gun shop, very few people have ever been shot in one, unless, of course, "they had it coming." Such was the case in this tiny New Mexico...
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Funny story: Phillie flight attendant not an 'Annie Oakley'

Phillie flight attendant not an 'Annie Oakley'

CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE AIRPORT, PA (ABSNN) - An unnamed Philadephia flight attendant was arrested for disorderly conduct after a handgun in her carry on luggage discharged during a search by the TSA. The weapon fired as the flight attendant showed h...
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Funny story: Breivik Declared Sane, NRA Make Job Offer

Breivik Declared Sane, NRA Make Job Offer

Norwegian mass killer Anders Behring Breivik, who killed 77 people, has been declared sane and has been sentenced to 21 years in prison, the maximum permissible under Norwegian law. However, with good behaviour and no more outbursts about multicul...
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Funny story: Reasons behind NBC's decision not to live broadcast the London Olympics revealed, dramatic events ensue

Reasons behind NBC's decision not to live broadcast the London Olympics revealed, dramatic events ensue

American station NBC refuses to live broadcast the 2012 London Summer Olympic Games. Jonathan D. Miller, the President of NBC Sports, has just announced that NBC had made a calculated choice to air sport events with 6 to 8 hours delay. "Scientific...
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Funny story: US Gun Laws Not To Be Toughened

US Gun Laws Not To Be Toughened

Following another tragic mass shooting in the US, in which twelve people died and a further fifty or so were injured, there have, again, been calls for a tightening of gun control laws. Public sentiment is running high and people are asking how many...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!

Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!

In Cheyenne, Wyoming today there is much celebration among the Northern Arapaho Indians and former Vice President Dick Cheney who is from the same area and was once a Wyoming Representative in the US House of Representatives. The US Fish & Wil...
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Funny story: Dorking pheasantry scandal

Dorking pheasantry scandal

Dorking, Surrey - "They'd never have dared to boot us out if the Old King was still alive!" was the defiant war cry of Squire Norris of the Polesden Lacey Pheasant Shooting Syndicate upon eviction from the grace and favor terroir. His 100 fellow m...
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Funny story: Irish Homeowners Can Now Legally Shoot Intruders; Hospitality Urged

Irish Homeowners Can Now Legally Shoot Intruders; Hospitality Urged

The legal ruling in Ireland granting this right has gotten mixed reviews. Some think of it as a blessing; others, as a curse. But both sides are united in the belief that good old Irish hospitality should prevail, even in the case of a home inv...
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Funny story: Prince Philip denies shooting commoner

Prince Philip denies shooting commoner

Following the discovery of a dead body on their Sandringham estate, the Royal Family has categorically denied that the body is that of a member of the public who was shot by Prince Philip. The Prince, who had spent Christmas in hospital followin...
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Funny story: Yemen takes the lead in dealing with Occupy Wall Street protesters: shoot them dead

Yemen takes the lead in dealing with Occupy Wall Street protesters: shoot them dead

SANAA, Yemen--President Saleh, who's been dealing with Occupy Wall Street protesters since before they were called that, decided two days ago to have his troops open fire on protesters in hopes of putting an end to the silliness. Calling for the p...
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Funny story: Bwahaha! Another royal corgi drops dead on holiday

Bwahaha! Another royal corgi drops dead on holiday

Scotland - The Queen is inconsolable - borderline suicidal - at the death of her beloved pooch Dorky this weekend. On Sunday night she locked herself in her bedroom and drank three bottles of Creme de Menthe to cheer herself up after 'the incident...
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Funny story: Enforcement Droid ED-209 Kills Company Executive In Horrific Demonstration

Enforcement Droid ED-209 Kills Company Executive In Horrific Demonstration

ED-209, the futuristic police Enforcement Droid designed and operated by OCP, today went berserk and killed a high ranking company executive. The board meeting was going well, when Senior President Dick Jones demonstrated his latest creation, the...
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Funny story: Ashley Cole Shoots - It's in the Back of the Neck!

Ashley Cole Shoots - It's in the Back of the Neck!

As a defender, Ashley Cole doesn't get many shooting opportunities. So when one comes along he tries to make it count. At a training session last weekend, it has been reported that the Chelsea player accidentally shot and injured a student with a...
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