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Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Funny story: Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Edward Snowden, the revealer of secrets, has told the press that the United States already has robot soldiers and since he's been gone, they could number in the hundreds or thousands. "I don't think they want anyone to know how far advanced these...

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Amish Pirates Seize Freighter "Bilderburger" off Portugal.

Funny story: Amish Pirates Seize Freighter "Bilderburger" off Portugal.

From Independent News Agencies in Lisbon and a Portuguese cabdriver named Mac-The German freighter. "Bilderburger" was commandeered by "Yoder (the Boater) Geronimo and his gang of naval carpenters who quickly raised a barn around the ship and tra...

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The Film "Battleship" Sinks - Rihanna Is So Devastated It Is Affecting Her Singing Voice

Funny story: The Film "Battleship" Sinks - Rihanna Is So Devastated It Is Affecting Her Singing Voice

HOLLYWOOD - There wasn't an iceberg in sight but the blockbuster alien invasion naval action flick has capsized. Luckily there were plenty of lifeboats on board and stars Rihanna, Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson, Kyle Kim Shimabukuro, Hyoe Joe Takaha...

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Old People To Be Moved To Prison Ships

Funny story: Old People To Be Moved To Prison Ships

As concerns grow for elderly residents of care homes, new proposals have been advanced suggesting that placing the elderly on board strategically positioned prison ships will ease the burden on the taxpayer. The idea appears to be gaining support...

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Life Sentences: Maritime Memories

Funny story: Life Sentences: Maritime Memories

Waking once more, he took a swig of grog from the hollowed-out skull of the ship's chaplain. He gurned like an ill-tempered bulldog in the ferocious sunlight and stared at the cork life-jacket lying at my feet. Scratching his chin with the rusty hook that served as his left hand, he turned his one good eye to me. "Have a gorilla", he rasped. But I had to decline. "No thanks", I was forced to...

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Forest Levels Good News For Royal Navy

Funny story: Forest Levels Good News For Royal Navy

A top naval expert has welcomed news that British woodland has returned to the levels of the 1750s. Even better is a prediction that forests could soon cover 15 per cent of the country. The news means that the country can at last resort to buil...

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