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Funny story: Shetland Islands Vote to Secede from Scotland and Join Norway

Shetland Islands Vote to Secede from Scotland and Join Norway

Shetland MainlandTired of being "held down" by Scotland all these years, the Shetland Islands will vote on whether they will quit Scotland and join Norway. When Scotland had their vote about quitting England, it made us think about it. We sent a f...
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Funny story: BNP leader appears on Desert Island Discs

BNP leader appears on Desert Island Discs

Nick Griffin, odious leader of the bunch of racist thugs who hijack democracy to masquerade under the title of a political party - viz the BNP - is to appear on the BBC insitution, Desert Island Discs. Presenter, the fragrant Kirstie Young, said:...
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Funny story: Big Sheep Dip - Arabs Buy Into Shetland Oil, Hilary Gets Richer while Crown Stalls on Ownership of Oil Rich Island!

Big Sheep Dip - Arabs Buy Into Shetland Oil, Hilary Gets Richer while Crown Stalls on Ownership of Oil Rich Island!

Lerwick/Shetland Times - There was big news on this wind swept island the past weeks as a myriad of shady dealings continued to stir up deep sheep dip involving ownership of the land, and continued intrusion into the oil rich region by BIG Arab Mone...
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Funny story: Viking Shows Up with 1468 AD Pawn Ticket, Reclaims Shetland Isles!

Viking Shows Up with 1468 AD Pawn Ticket, Reclaims Shetland Isles!

Hjaltland/ The Shetland Times - A Viking descendant of former Norwegian King Christian 1 surfaced today with an aging Pawn Ticket to reclaim the Shetland Isles. Pawned off in 1468 to raise money for his ugly daughter's Dowery, the cash poor Ki...
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Funny story: Anti-nuclear Lobby to be rehoused on Shetland Isles

Anti-nuclear Lobby to be rehoused on Shetland Isles

Green, tree-hugging, pot smoking, and CO2 emitting hippies are to be relocated to the Shetlands, it has been announced. Following the UK government's plans to rely more heavily on nuclear energy, it has been decided to remove all anti-nuclear grou...
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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