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Robotic Dog Takes Crofting To New Heights On Fetlar

Funny story: Robotic Dog Takes Crofting To New Heights On Fetlar

Following the news on the technological advances in the northern isles of the UK, it has come to the attention of the Shetters news team that a band of dedicated crofters on the island of Fetlar in the Shetland Islands are replacing the traditional c...

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Shetland Islands Vote to Secede from Scotland and Join Norway

Funny story: Shetland Islands Vote to Secede from Scotland and Join Norway

Shetland MainlandTired of being "held down" by Scotland all these years, the Shetland Islands will vote on whether they will quit Scotland and join Norway. When Scotland had their vote about quitting England, it made us think about it. We sent a f...

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BNP leader appears on Desert Island Discs

Funny story: BNP leader appears on Desert Island Discs

Nick Griffin, odious leader of the bunch of racist thugs who hijack democracy to masquerade under the title of a political party - viz the BNP - is to appear on the BBC insitution, Desert Island Discs. Presenter, the fragrant Kirstie Young, said:...

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Big Sheep Dip - Arabs Buy Into Shetland Oil, Hilary Gets Richer while Crown Stalls on Ownership of Oil Rich Island!

Funny story: Big Sheep Dip - Arabs Buy Into Shetland Oil, Hilary Gets Richer while Crown Stalls on Ownership of Oil Rich Island!

Lerwick/Shetland Times - There was big news on this wind swept island the past weeks as a myriad of shady dealings continued to stir up deep sheep dip involving ownership of the land, and continued intrusion into the oil rich region by BIG Arab Mone...

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Viking Shows Up with 1468 AD Pawn Ticket, Reclaims Shetland Isles!

Funny story: Viking Shows Up with 1468 AD Pawn Ticket, Reclaims Shetland Isles!

Hjaltland/ The Shetland Times - A Viking descendant of former Norwegian King Christian 1 surfaced today with an aging Pawn Ticket to reclaim the Shetland Isles. Pawned off in 1468 to raise money for his ugly daughter's Dowery, the cash poor Ki...

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Anti-nuclear Lobby to be rehoused on Shetland Isles

Funny story: Anti-nuclear Lobby to be rehoused on Shetland Isles

Green, tree-hugging, pot smoking, and CO2 emitting hippies are to be relocated to the Shetlands, it has been announced. Following the UK government's plans to rely more heavily on nuclear energy, it has been decided to remove all anti-nuclear grou...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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