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Funny story: Red Fox to be introduced to Shetland due to chicken thuggery

Red Fox to be introduced to Shetland due to chicken thuggery

The rugged red fox could soon be seen on the Islands of Shetland due to a recent spell of chicken thuggery. Picture the scene: beautiful remote islands, wild geese, unusual artic birds, peace and quiet, otters browsing the beaches... And then...
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Funny story: Shetland Island Project to heat North Sea ends in failure

Shetland Island Project to heat North Sea ends in failure

It was reported today that the 6 trillion pound 'Heat the North Sea' project had failed to meet it's target.People were up in arms,pickets were held outside the SIC building, banners were waved in peoples faces. The project itself could have been...
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Funny story: Stonehenge to move to Fetlar

Stonehenge to move to Fetlar

Meetings have been held today on a small island in the North Sea, chaired by the head of the druids UK and the population of Fetlar folk about the possible move of Stonehenge to Fetlar. Agaze Himbo, the druid head called for this meeting after th...
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Funny story: Shetland poised to take over the world

Shetland poised to take over the world

The mainland of the UK prepares itself today for a calculated attack by the whole population of the Shetland Isles. It appears this nation of people have had enough of windy weather and no trees , apparently Gordon Brown has replied rather severely a...
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Funny story: Big Sheep Dip - Arabs Buy Into Shetland Oil, Hilary Gets Richer while Crown Stalls on Ownership of Oil Rich Island!

Big Sheep Dip - Arabs Buy Into Shetland Oil, Hilary Gets Richer while Crown Stalls on Ownership of Oil Rich Island!

Lerwick/Shetland Times - There was big news on this wind swept island the past weeks as a myriad of shady dealings continued to stir up deep sheep dip involving ownership of the land, and continued intrusion into the oil rich region by BIG Arab Mone...
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Funny story: Viking Shows Up with 1468 AD Pawn Ticket, Reclaims Shetland Isles!

Viking Shows Up with 1468 AD Pawn Ticket, Reclaims Shetland Isles!

Hjaltland/ The Shetland Times - A Viking descendant of former Norwegian King Christian 1 surfaced today with an aging Pawn Ticket to reclaim the Shetland Isles. Pawned off in 1468 to raise money for his ugly daughter's Dowery, the cash poor Ki...
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Funny story: Anti-nuclear Lobby to be rehoused on Shetland Isles

Anti-nuclear Lobby to be rehoused on Shetland Isles

Green, tree-hugging, pot smoking, and CO2 emitting hippies are to be relocated to the Shetlands, it has been announced. Following the UK government's plans to rely more heavily on nuclear energy, it has been decided to remove all anti-nuclear grou...
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