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Funny story: The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: The Case of the Missing Diamond

The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: The Case of the Missing Diamond

I awoke in unfamiliar surroundings with a terrible headache. Next to me lay the body of Sherlock Hunt, chained to my left ankle. On my other side, my right hand was chained to a bathtub. My memory began to return. We had been on the trail of a diamond thief. A huge jewel, recently uncovered in Egypt, had been on display at the British Museum under high security. The Giza Diamond was a 300 carat...
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Funny story: The Case of The Mysterious Face Jammer

The Case of The Mysterious Face Jammer

Panic in the streets of small town continued tonight as the mysterious face jammer claimed yet another victim, this time outside of the bespoke chickens shop on 'dash-it-all street'. Chief inspector Williams has been drafted in from the 'super-duper...
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Funny story: The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: On The Trail of Jack The Kipper

The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: On The Trail of Jack The Kipper

Some months had passed since I had heard from Sherlock Hunt. He had been on one of his frequent travels abroad, trying to locate a mythical beast. Meanwhile, London was living in fear. A new killer had appeared in the streets of the East End by the name of Jack the Kipper. Stories of his gruesome murders filled the tabloids, including graphic descriptions of how he would disembowel his victims.
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Funny story: The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: The Case of the Missing Apple

The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: The Case of the Missing Apple

It was a quiet Thursday morning and we were browsing the newspapers in Hunt's Baker Street apartment. There was troubling news - riots had broken out at a factory in London. Sherlock had a personal interest in the matter, for it had happened at Jenkins' Opium Refinement Plant, the factory that provided his private supply of opium. "Bastards! The greedy bastards!" he raged. "Did you read this,...
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Funny story: The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: An Oriental Adventure

The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: An Oriental Adventure

I had been in the employ of the esteemed Mr Sherlock Hunt for some weeks now, and had become accustomed to his violent moods. However, I had also caught flashes of his genius, and was determined to remain his protege in order to learn as much as possible from the great man. It was a Tuesday morning in late 1884, and I arrived at Baker Street to find a great hullabaloo. A local tradesman had del...
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Funny story: The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: Murder at Black Dog Manor

The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: Murder at Black Dog Manor

It was to my utter delight that I learned I was to become assistant to the great Sherlock Hunt, master detective. I had heard such stories about the man that I dared not believe I would have a chance to actually work with him. Nevertheless it was to be my employ, and on the day it began I hastened to Baker Street with a spring in my step and joy in my heart. "Good morning Mr Hunt," I ejaculated...
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Funny story: The Glass Scimitar Chapter One; A Porlock Soames Adventure

The Glass Scimitar Chapter One; A Porlock Soames Adventure

Being An Excerpt From The ReminiscencesOf Dr James H Flotsam, M. D.,late of the Secret Service Medical Department Chapter One: Mr Porlock Soames In the year 1878 I took my degree of Doctor of Hatmaking from the University of Budleigh Salterton, and proceeded to Aldeburgh to undergo the course prescribed for surgeons in the Secret Service. Finding that I was refused entry to the students'...
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Funny story: Bubba Watson, Dr. Watson, and IBM Computer Watson Star in New TV Show

Bubba Watson, Dr. Watson, and IBM Computer Watson Star in New TV Show

It's a Reality Show. Its name, you ask? The Three Watsons, of course! Early reports say that the three celebs are having a difficult time getting along with each other. No problem, experts say, as controversy fuels Reality TV. But maybe not...
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Funny story: Sherlock Holmes And Hercule Poirot To Marry

Sherlock Holmes And Hercule Poirot To Marry

London, England-- The two greatest detectives of all time have announced their engagement! Sherlock Holmes and Hercule Perot will marry each other in a civil ceremony on April Fools Day. Dr. Watson will be the best man for both gentlemen. Sherlo...
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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt X Of X; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt X Of X; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

When I opened my eyes I saw red coals, licking flames. My left leg was burning. Above me, giant faces loomed; they were contorted hideously. Had I truly descended to hell? I had not. I looked about me. I was in the sitting room at 221b Candlestick Maker Street. The faces were those of Inspector Stanley Livingstone Stanley and - my God! - could it really be my friend Shylock Humes? I moaned, an...
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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt IX; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt IX; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

Falling, I fell forever into fathomless blackness. Tumbling, I was helpless. Into what, I could not know, only that plunge I must, and for eternity. Was this Hell itself, was it Pandaemonium through which I plummetted? And yet, there were glimpses, terrible, desperate fleeting visions, of a world so dear. Of a world forever closed to me. Our bedroom, at home, the smell of lavender. The lovely f...
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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VIII; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VIII; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

My friend Shylock Humes and I were crouching on the lawn of the villa of Colonel Clavicord, late of the Bengal Dancers, waiting for our friends from Scotland Yard to gather their forces for the final push into the villa, where it was my fervent hope that we would at last encounter the denouement of The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose. Shylock Humes turned to me. In order to do this, he...
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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VII; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VII; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

My friend Shylock Humes and myself were sitting in a London growler, in the inky-shadowed street outside the villa of Colonel Clavicord, late of the Bengal Dancers. This villa was, I hoped, to be the scene of the great denouement of our adventure, in which all the various skeins, threads and loose ends gathered so painstakingly by my friend, would at last be tied, tidied and secured in lots of lov...
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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VI; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VI; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

My friend Shylock Humes and I sat in the four-wheeler, in the inky-shadowed street outside the villa of Colonel Clavicord, late of the Bengal Dancers and host of the Annual Convention of Not-Quite Correct Things. We waited on the arrival of Inspector Arbuthnot Williams of Scotland Yard, who ought by now to have been relieved from his vigil at 345 Bombay Road by Inspector Stanley Livingstone Sta...
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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt V; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt V; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

My friend Shylock Humes, Inspector Stanley Livingstone-Stanley and I were jogging through the suburbs of Norwood in a London growler, bound, as we thought, for the villa of Colonel Clavicord, late of the Bengal Dancers, who was there hosting the Annual Convention of Not Quite Correct Things, for there it was, according to Humes, that we should, at last, attain the longed-for denouement of the Adve...
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Funny story: Sherlock Holmes's Fury At Dartmoor Parking Charges

Sherlock Holmes's Fury At Dartmoor Parking Charges

A top local detective is furious at the introduction of parking charges on Dartmoor. The move follows cuts to the national park's funding. There has been an angry reaction to plans to replace "honesty boxes" with £4-a-day ticket machines. But m...
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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt IV; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt IV; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

Inspector Stanley Livingstone-Stanley and I sat silently, as we lurched along through the winter evening streets of London. We were sitting in a two-horse brougham opposite a Bolivian admiral who was on his way to the Annual Convention of Not Quite Correct Things, which is an event hosted by Colonel Clavicord, late of the Bengal Dancers, and is a veritable Mecca to those with a penchant for the re...
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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt III; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt III; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

Inspector Stanley Livingstone Stanley and I stood in the sitting room at 221b Candlestick Maker Street, waiting for Shylock Humes to emerge from his bedroom. I had donned my Littlehampton waterproof coat with detachable 24 inch cape, in navy worsted serge. I was forced to wear the worsted one. My bestest coat had been at the Chinese laundry for a week or two, along with my Harris Tweed duck-sho...
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