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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Names The Tumbleweed As The New State Flower

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Names The Tumbleweed As The New State Flower

PHOENIX - Lame duck Governor Jan Brewer has just issued a Governor's Proclamation which names the tumbleweed as the new state flower. Governor Brewer said that she just felt that it was time to replace the saguaro cactus which has been the state f...
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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has said that he turned down an offer to appear as a contestant on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Sheriff "Pinky" Arpaio, received his...
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Funny story: Arizonans Ask Lame Duck Governor Jan Brewer To Resign

Arizonans Ask Lame Duck Governor Jan Brewer To Resign

PHOENIX - It appears that many citizens of Arizona, Republicans as well as Democrats, have just about had their fill of the lame duck antics of Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer. Many are saying that it is apparent that Brewer has gone off the deep en...
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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Now Says She Wants To Replace Arizona's Border Fence With A Border Moat

Governor Jan Brewer Now Says She Wants To Replace Arizona's Border Fence With A Border Moat

PHOENIX, Arizona - Political Salad Bar Magazine's recent edition had a feature on Arizona's lame duck governor Jan Brewer. The magazine article written by Sinclair Petaluma stated that that there has never been a more disruptive lame duck governor...
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Funny story: Arizona May Ban Facebook

Arizona May Ban Facebook

PHOENIX - The latest item on the lame duck agenda list of Governor Jan Brewer is the possibility of banning Facebook from the state. Governor Brewer spoke with American Spotlight Magazine's Lexington Waterbuck and informed him that she has receive...
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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The man who calls himself The Toughest Sheriff in The United States has just announced a possible business venture. Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, who is considered to be Governor Jan Brewer's staunchest supporter and rumor...
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Funny story: President Obama Visits The Oldest Taxpayer In The United States

President Obama Visits The Oldest Taxpayer In The United States

TOLEDO, Ohio - President Obama flew into Toledo on Air Force One where he had a nice visit with Argyle Honeyhill, who just happens to be the oldest tax payer in the entire United States. Argyle who just turned 107, on March 17, said that he was th...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says He's Glad That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Will Not Seek A Third Term

Rush Limbaugh Says He's Glad That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Will Not Seek A Third Term

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rush Limbaugh has surprised many of his fellow Republicans with his strong comments regarding Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona, who announced she will not be seeking a third term. Limbaugh speaking on his national radio talk show...
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Funny story: Arizona Bans Girl Scout Cookies

Arizona Bans Girl Scout Cookies

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer recently held a press conference where she announced that she is tired of the national news media making her out to be a She-Devil. The governor said that nothing could be farther from the truth and if anyone does not...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Texted Ellen DeGeneres During The Academy Awards And Told Her To Dress Like A Woman Instead of Like A Man

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Texted Ellen DeGeneres During The Academy Awards And Told Her To Dress Like A Woman Instead of Like A Man

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres said that she could not believe a text message she received during the Academy Award Show. The host said that during the show's third hour she received a text message from Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona. The 69-year-...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, Jane Lynch, and Melissa Etheridge Plus 1 Million Lesbians Are Planning A Protest March In Phoenix

Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, Jane Lynch, and Melissa Etheridge Plus 1 Million Lesbians Are Planning A Protest March In Phoenix

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Four high profile lesbians met at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood to discuss the amazing anti-gay and lesbian bill that the state of Arizona has just passed. Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres are the co-organiz...
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Funny story: The NFL Says Arizona Could End Up Losing Next Year's Super Bowl XLIX (49)

The NFL Says Arizona Could End Up Losing Next Year's Super Bowl XLIX (49)

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the National Football League said that the football commissioner is closely monitoring the situation in Arizona. Governor Jan Brewer, 69, of the Desert State is considering signing a bill which would allow busine...
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Funny story: Thousands of Arizona Gays and Lesbians Say They Will Move To New Mexico

Thousands of Arizona Gays and Lesbians Say They Will Move To New Mexico

PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just approved a bill which will allow business merchants to prohibit gays and lesbians from entering their stores. As a result thousands of Arizona gay and lesbian residents have stated that they are getting read...
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Funny story: Minnesota Signs A Deal With Arizona To Take 800 Rail Cars Filled With Snow

Minnesota Signs A Deal With Arizona To Take 800 Rail Cars Filled With Snow

MINNEAPOLIS - State Senator Stormy Waterbook [D-Minneapolis] has just informed the press that the state of Minnesota will be shipping 800 gondola rail cars filled with snow down to Arizona. The senator stated that the snow has been piling up and t...
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Funny story: No ER Care For Children Of Undocumented

No ER Care For Children Of Undocumented

The Republican National Committee today issued the party's "Statement Of Principles" on immigration. Among its points are: 1) We recognize that our brown brothers and sisters are human beings especially genetically endowed to do stoop labor and pluck chickens in huge farm factories. 2) While we support the work of Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Az, and endorse his concept of a "Te...
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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has proclaimed himself to be The Toughest Sheriff in The United States. The 81-year-old received his nickname from Vice-President Joe Biden because of Arpaio's policy of making his inmates dres...
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Funny story: Arizona To Build A Mental Health Facility That Can House 30,000 Patients

Arizona To Build A Mental Health Facility That Can House 30,000 Patients

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just made a much anticipated announcement from her governor's mansion in Phoenix. She told the assembled news media that plans have been finalized on a new 30,000 mental patient facility to be built just outside t...
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Funny story: Radioactive Material Truck Stolen In Mexico Headed Towards Maricopa, Arizona

Radioactive Material Truck Stolen In Mexico Headed Towards Maricopa, Arizona

SAN DIEGO - United States Customs Agents have advised the Arizona state authorities to be on the look out for a late model mossy green truck that is reportedly headed for their state. Captain Lestingwood Grimwitch, 43, with the U.S. Department of...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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