LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers have finally made it to .500 ball and superstar Kobe Bryant is taking the credit.
Kobe, who has just given himself the new nickname of Vino (Wine), recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Dai...
PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just passed what has got to be one of the most amazing state laws in the history of state laws.
According to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk the Arizona state senate has just passed The Senator Arlene...
PHOENIX, Arizona - The state of Arizona has just announced plans to build what will be the largest landfill in the world.
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer stated that the dump is being built on a 20 mile by 20 mile tract of land that is part of the fam...
PHOENIX - Many people believe that Arizona governor Jan Brewer has finally gone off the deep end.
The woman who has banned tacos, tortillas, and tamales in her state recently appeared on The View and made an astounding comment.
She stated to Jo...
PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer recently was asked by a reporter for Political Salad Bar Magazine about a very personal matter.
Sinclair Petaluma learned from Internet surfing that Governor Brewer, with the assistance of Maricopa County Sher...
Romney VP pick Paul Ryan doubled down today on lies told during his Republican Convention acceptance speech and admitted fib to Runner's World about having run a sub three hour marathon. Wowing America's ninnies, he told the Harvard debate team this...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer acting on the advice of her good friend and political supporter Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has taken steps to issue a song band for her state.
The governor recently met with Arpaio, the self-proclaimed toughest lawman...
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed greatest sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has just announced that he and a deputy have captured three very strange looking individuals.
Sheriff Arpaio informed Rumsfeld Muddlefish a reporter wit...
PHOENIX - In a move that has surprised many fans of The Green Lantern, the state of Arizona has banned the sale of all Green Lantern Bobblehead Dolls.
According to Taffeta Kixx with the iRumors News Agency, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has just sig...
CROWN KING, Arizona - It is just about summertime and that means two things; hurricanes and wildfires.
Arizona has not been hit with a hurricane since 1967, when Hurricane Mazola slammed into Tombstone knocking down power lines, saguaro cactuses,...
BILLINGSGATE POST - In a speech before the National Scissor Butt Thesbians and Lisping Sportswriters of America, President Obama announced today that America's toughest sheriff and its weakest Attorney General are engaged to be married after the Nov...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has once again shown that she is going to run the state of Arizona with an iron fist, an iron mouth, and an iron groin.
The 66-year-old very weathered governor, known as Jan "The Man" because of her unfeminine charact...
PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona was asked by the news media if she as governor is doing everything within her power to try and contain the massive wildfires that have already destroyed over 250,000 acres of land.
The governor, who lately has bee...
PHOENIX - Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to go to Arizona where he will not be in the limelight due to all of the other stuff that Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer and her sidekick Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio have going on.
Arnie, as hardly anyone refe...
Fukushima - Thousands of farm animals, according to my source, Mr. Sukucowteata, a farmer here, are slowly dying in the "no go" zone 20 kilometers around the death-spewing Fukushima reactor. Pigs on automatic feeding machines are slowly dying and up...
MARICOPA, Arizona - The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle recently spoke with Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, who is probably the most well-known lawman in the entire United States.
"Pinky" Arpaio, was given his unusual nickname by the inmates, pr...
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - One of the most famous sheriffs in the entire United States, the legendary Joe "Pinky" Arpaio sat at a Jack-in-The-Box having a cup of coffee.
He was asked by a reporter for The Discovery Channel if he had heard that the...
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio was asked what he thinks about the rumors that the Mexican drug cartels have put out the word that they want him to pack up his pink wardrobe and move up to Alaska as soon as possible.