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Funny story: Crystal County Sheriff Disputes Allegation of Probable Failure - Suspect In Custody

Crystal County Sheriff Disputes Allegation of Probable Failure - Suspect In Custody

Crystal Cove, Ohio - Crystal County Sheriff Tom Jones held a press conference this morning to dispute an implication that his department would never have stopped local criminal activity, and that an outside criminal investigative organization was req...
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Funny story: President Obama Wanted To Sell Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy's Cattle To North Korea

President Obama Wanted To Sell Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy's Cattle To North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that the 402 head of cattle that the Nevada Bureau of Land Management had confiscated from rancher Cliven Bundy were going to be sold to North Korea. President Obama had talked to a repre...
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Funny story: Local Man Thinks Note He Got From Lady Means She Wants His Body

Local Man Thinks Note He Got From Lady Means She Wants His Body

James Milan of right here in Leonardsville is excited over a lady that he spotted that had recently moved to town "And boy is she a knockout!" "I have been asking around to those who will talk to me, mostly men, and they tell me that she is a wido...
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Funny story: Local Man Cuts Down Tree On Old Lady Feeding Pigeons

Local Man Cuts Down Tree On Old Lady Feeding Pigeons

Harold Gillis told everyone gathered around him that he was sorry that he had cut down the wrong tree and crushed the old lady and several pigeons she was feeding. "Look, it could happen to any of us. We think the tree is going to fall a certain w...
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Funny story: Pennsylvania Sheriff Finds The Biggest Snowball In The History of Snowballs

Pennsylvania Sheriff Finds The Biggest Snowball In The History of Snowballs

ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - Sheriff Drexel Carbonero, 59, has been in law enforcement for over 32 years. And in that time he says he has literally seen it all. But yesterday afternoon as he was out on patrol he came upon something that he could not be...
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Funny story: Arkansas Residents Fined For Using An Old Inactive Volcano As A Gigantic Trash Bin

Arkansas Residents Fined For Using An Old Inactive Volcano As A Gigantic Trash Bin

FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - A group of Arkansas residents were surprised to receive a visit from the local sheriff. Reporters for a local television station reported that Sheriff Hadley Foxfair, 51, received word about an illegal activity that was go...
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Funny story: Most Stolen Item in America?

Most Stolen Item in America?

You'll have to guess several times as this writer gave it my beat shot! Believe it or not, it's hogs. I know you're thinking why so many hogs? Well, for one thing, an average sized hog can bring you $250 if you already have a customer ready to sl...
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Funny story: Wyatt Earp Cloned in area 51

Wyatt Earp Cloned in area 51

A large number of Wyatt Earps have been found in a town near the CIA's area 51 alien catching centre. Interviewed by journalists, a spokesperson for the Earp clones said, "We are all hanging around here waiting for the Doc Hollidays to be completed".
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Funny story: Taliban General Plotting To Kidnap Sarah Palin Captured In Wasilla, Alaska

Taliban General Plotting To Kidnap Sarah Palin Captured In Wasilla, Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - Local authorities in Sarah Palin's hometown of Wasilla are reporting that they have made one of the biggest arrests in the history of the Alaskan town. Wasilla Sheriff Abner Bellbubble stated that at 4 a.m. on Friday morning loca...
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Funny story: Ginger Vitus The Lone Star Rider

Ginger Vitus The Lone Star Rider

Ginger Vitus rode high in the saddle on his worn out donkey. The poor beast had seen better days, like the retirement home he was in before being rustled by Ginger. The pair made their way along the dusty trail toward the town of Calcium, a violent whiskey soaked community on the border of San Antonio and Mexico. A few miles from the destination, Ginger halted. "There must be somewhere to...
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Funny story: Recently Discovered Diary of Sheriff of Nottingham Reveals that Little John's Real Nickname Was Little Johnson

Recently Discovered Diary of Sheriff of Nottingham Reveals that Little John's Real Nickname Was Little Johnson

The discovery of a journal in a London trunk has revealed many unknown facts about the whole Robin Hood legend. Historians and historical archaeologists are hurriedly reading through the pages and cross checking facts to determine what did happen in...
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Funny story: Alien Abducted By Humans

Alien Abducted By Humans

39 year old, Vzzt, is recovering in hospital after claiming to have been abducted by so-called 'humans'. The father of 297 minomotz says that he was innocently going about his business when all of a sudden an...
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Funny story: The Wrong Sheriff

The Wrong Sheriff

The Wrong Sheriff (A Tale of the West)...
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Funny story: Harris County Photographer Sets Sights on the Big Time

Harris County Photographer Sets Sights on the Big Time

Sandra Bright, the official photographer of the Harris County Sheriff's Office, has been inundated with job offers for weddings and bar mitzvahs just days after taking Republican representative Tom Delay's booking photograph on Friday.
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Funny story: Albuquerque Sheriff's Helo brought down by Gunfire

Albuquerque Sheriff's Helo brought down by Gunfire

Albuquerque NM-- In a sign of the times, a Sheriff's helicopter circling over suspected burglars was reportedly brought down by gunfire Monday night. The helicopter's crew was unharmed, although the chopper itself was destroyed on impact.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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