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'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles

Funny story: 'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles

Ballybollox, Eire - The Prince of Wails was in shock today when ex-IRA scumbag Gerry Adams fingered diehard Provos for slaughtering and barbecuing the Aga Khan's fabled wonder horse. "They charcoal-grilled and ate him at a garden party during the...

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Gerry Adams 'butchered and ate missing champion racehorse Shergar' according to leprechaun super grass

Funny story: Gerry Adams 'butchered and ate missing champion racehorse Shergar' according to leprechaun super grass

Co Antrim, N Ireland - Former IRA thug turned Global Piss Process luminary Gerry Adams remains in custody tonight as Northern Irish police turn on the thumbscrews about his tastes in equine stuff. Adams, 69, was arrested Wednesday night following...

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Scarifying around the brassicas: the Queen's veggie plot thickens

Funny story: Scarifying around the brassicas: the Queen's veggie plot thickens

Norfolk - A quasi-archaeological dig near Anmer Hall is closing in on equine remains possibly belonging to missing legendary wonder horse Shergar. The 1981 Epsom Derby and European Horse of the Year winner was put through some extraordinary rendit...

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Where's the beef as Shergar whoppers furor rages?

Funny story: Where's the beef as Shergar whoppers furor rages?

London - A consignment of dodgy burgers has been confiscated by the UK National Poisons Unit after testing positive for traces of the missing racehorse. Shergar vanished from his Ballybollox, County Mayo stables shortly after winning the 1982 Epso...

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Epsom Derby meeting: College of Psychic Studies channels Shergar warning

Funny story: Epsom Derby meeting: College of Psychic Studies channels Shergar warning

London - Thirty-one years after burning the Derby course and distance record a spooky Shergar hexoplasm apparition has rattled bookies. Last night's seance at London's top spiritualism freakshow channelled the dead thoroughbred's warning that the...

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Sandringham cops search for 'massive suitcase' amid Shergar tip-off

Funny story: Sandringham cops search for 'massive suitcase' amid Shergar tip-off

Norfolk - Detectives probing the unexplained death of a woman found on the Sandringham estate's pheasant potting range have been tipped the wink about another unexplained RIP. It's said to be 'so astonishing' that ground penetrating radar may now...

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'Queen kidnapped and ate Shergar during Palace meat rationing crisis' protesters claim

Funny story: 'Queen kidnapped and ate Shergar during Palace meat rationing crisis' protesters claim

Dublin - Whorsewhisperers close to the Ballybollox Stud from which hapless dual Derby winner Shergar was sprung plan to release a video of the Buckingham Palace feast. This shows the Queen enjoying the stallion's 'Tipperary tendergroins' - raw tes...

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Shergar Found After Royal Mail Issues Horse Stamps

Funny story: Shergar Found After Royal Mail Issues Horse Stamps

The Royal Mail has today withdrawn 14,000 first day cover issues of horse related celebratory stamp sets featuring missing thoroughbred Shergar after Shergar's DNA was found to be contained in the adhesiv...

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Lord Lucan Found 'Sitting On A Log" By Hobbits In New Zealand

Funny story: Lord Lucan Found 'Sitting On A Log" By Hobbits In New Zealand

Lord Lucan, the eccentric English peer who disappeared from the face of the earth after his children's nanny was murdered in 1974, has been found alive and well by Hobbits in New Zealand.

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