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Life Sentences: More About Barbers

Funny story: Life Sentences: More About Barbers

Odd business, barbers, and what they do. What is that they do, eh? Barbery? Barbering? Barbing? See now? I told you it was an odd business. The barbers themselves, as well, eh? Queer kettle of fish altogether. Take this barber I once had. He shall remain nameless, mainly because I can't remember his name. Whatever his name was, he was a queer fish, even without taking the kettle into ac...

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Pompey & Plymouth Blunt Steel City Boys

Funny story: Pompey & Plymouth Blunt Steel City Boys

"Hipray! Hipray! Hipray!" The cheers rang out from the two great naval dockyards after a double victory over the Blades and the Owls. In a fixture list twist, struggling Sheffield Utd travelled to a resurgent Portsmouth while Plymouth, in financia...

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Hull City And Sheffield United 'Fans' To Organise FA Cup 'Tea Party'

Funny story: Hull City And Sheffield United 'Fans' To Organise FA Cup 'Tea Party'

Fans of Hull City and Sheffield United have come together in a bid to bury the hatchet and forget about their long-standing differences by organising a 'Tea Party' before, after and possibly during their FA Cup 5th round replay at the KC Stadium on T...

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Sheffield United Forced To Make Nickname Change, So Angry About It They Could "Stab People"

Funny story: Sheffield United Forced To Make Nickname Change, So Angry About It They Could "Stab People"

Kevin McCabe, Chairman of Sheffield United Football Club, publicly stated his "disgust" today upon being informed that the government has demanded the club change its nickname. A spokesman for Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, said this evening that...

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Yorkshire Football supporters - startling demographic revelations!

Funny story: Yorkshire Football supporters - startling demographic revelations!

Hull City supporters were today basking in the news that, in a recent Clinical study, they were found to be on average, at least 3 stages further along the evolutionary scale than some of their Yorkshire brethren from Leeds and Sheffield.

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Sheffield United And Middlesbrough To Be Prosecuted Under The 'Cruelty To Football Act'

Funny story: Sheffield United And Middlesbrough To Be Prosecuted Under The 'Cruelty To Football Act'

Championship side Sheffield United and their Premier League counterparts Middlesbrough are to be the first two teams to be prosecuted by the Football Association under the controversial 2008 Cruelty To Footba...

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Bryan Robson Admits He Can't Manage Football Teams To Save His Life

Funny story: Bryan Robson Admits He Can't Manage Football Teams To Save His Life

Struggling Bryan Robson the manager of struggling Championship strugglers Sheffield United, could be on his way out of Bramall Lane, according to some gossip I heard on the bus.

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Cluedo

Funny story: Cluedo

Any truth in the rumour that they are inventing a new Cluedo game, "Who relegated Sheffield United?" Was it Chairman Brown in the Boleyn Ground with the dodgy signing? Or Professor Benitez in the Cottage with the dodgy selection? Or most likely, Colonel Warnock in the Premiership with the shit team!...

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Blades and Hammers cast into eternal limbo

SHEFFIELD United will be promoted from their current Championship status, West Ham United will lose their Premiership place too as FA bosses cast them both into mid-division limbo. The Blades, who were ejected from the top flight on the last day...

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Flash Floods Herald Onset Of Global Warming

Funny story: Flash Floods Herald Onset Of Global Warming

Heavy flooding all over Britain is a sure sign of the early effects of Global Warming and Climate Change, say experts. Unseasonal torrential and prolonged outbreaks of very wet rain have caused flash...

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Sheffield United Reinstated To Premier League, Must Change Nickname - Ruling

Funny story: Sheffield United Reinstated To Premier League, Must Change Nickname - Ruling

Sheffield United, the team relegated from the Premier League on the last day of the season in May, are to be reinstated into the top flight, TheSpoof has learned.

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Neil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans

Funny story: Neil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans

Neil Warnock, the Sheffield United manager has been sacked by the club in the wake of their relegation from the Premiership. The news was announced this morning on the Blades' website, but there...

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Wigan Chairman 'too busy laughing' to care about Tevez row!!

Wigan Chairman Dave Whelan was unavailable for comment after his sides miraculous victory at Sheffield United. Whelan, 82, was said to have gone number blind & delirious due to counting the £40 Million that Sheff Utd had lost due to not being able to...

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Warnock's Gang Mean Business!

Neil Warnock and his Sheffield United football team - who on Saturday successfully kicked the shit out of a West Brom side who mistakenly thought they were playing in a football match - have been asked to stand down as players and become supporters i...

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