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Keith Richards builds a rollercoaster in his shed

Funny story: Keith Richards builds a rollercoaster in his shed

Ageing drug-addled rocker Keith Richards has announced the opening of an "exhilarating theme-park ride" in his garden shed. Richards, 94, held a brief press conference this afternoon. Tickets would be available in exchange for hard drugs, and cust...

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DIY chain confirms Conservative order of 250,000 sheds for Housing

Funny story: DIY chain confirms Conservative order of 250,000 sheds for Housing

A DIY superstore has acknowledged the agreement in principle to the advance acquisition of 250,000 new luxury sheds for the Conservative government should they win the next election. The sheds are seen as a gap fill in the market of new affordable...

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Welsh Tourist Board says Dylan Thomas's shed is too exciting

Funny story: Welsh Tourist Board says Dylan Thomas's shed is too exciting

Welsh poet Dylan Thomas's writing shed is being sent to England as a heritage promotion as it is causing sexual hysteria among female tourists who frequently confuse the dead poet with Tom Jones. The shed, built last month, will be taken around th...

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Source Of Little Divot Food Poisoning Outbreak Revealed

Funny story: Source Of Little Divot Food Poisoning Outbreak Revealed

'McNab's Kebabs' in the leafy village of Little Divot has been identified as the source of a recent food poisoning outbreak. Last Saturday night eight local clubbers were hospitalised after consuming kebabs following a night out at the 'Shit's and...

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Pippa Middleton Hiding Out In Garden Shed

Funny story: Pippa Middleton Hiding Out In Garden Shed

Following the furore surrounding the release by treacherous French ingrates, who for some reason fail to appreciate the sacrifices of D-Day and the Normandy landings, of intrusive intimate photographs taken by scumbag paparazzi of the Duchess Of Camb...

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Man Dies In Vicious Shed Related Attack

Funny story: Man Dies In Vicious Shed Related Attack

A man died in a small Kent village last night, after being repeatedly beaten with a border spade during an argument. The man, in his late fifties, was said to have suffered severe head trauma in the attack, which was carried out by his neighbour.

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Dad's Army Shed Shrine Favourite To Win 'Shed Of The Year' Title

Funny story: Dad's Army Shed Shrine Favourite To Win 'Shed Of The Year' Title

19 year old Jack Jones, of Gorleston near Great Yarmouth is the talk of the town today, after having his garden shed nominated for the 'Shed Of The Year' title, sponsored by Just Champion Sheds Ltd of Jarrow. Jack's shed is no ordinary shed, fille...

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Lady Gaga Admits To Three In A Shed Romp

Funny story: Lady Gaga Admits To Three In A Shed Romp

Lady Gaga admitted yesterday that she had once spent some time in a garden shed with two other people, although she drew the line at revealing the sexes of the other two people involved. It's a little known rumour that the flamboyant songstress is...

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Pippa Middleton Considers Buying A New Garden Shed

Funny story: Pippa Middleton Considers Buying A New Garden Shed

Royal watchers in the UK today revealed that it is their understanding that Royal Wedding beauty Pippa Middleton is considering the purchase of a new garden shed. Speculation reached fever pitch within the last few hours when it was confirmed that...

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SOS! - Save our sheds! - OAP revolts!

Funny story: SOS! - Save our sheds! - OAP revolts!

In the wake of police advice to homeowners to be a bit careful about how they go about protecting their garden sheds, just in case potential thieves or marauding pikeys should injure themselves and subsequently take legal action against the shed owne...

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Shock: Woman Collapses After Seeing Husband In Shed

Funny story: Shock: Woman Collapses After Seeing Husband In Shed

Mary Partridge, 48, of Elm Court, Wellingborough, collapsed outside her home last night, in a 'terrible state' say witnesses. The shock occurred when Mrs Partridge had gone into her back garden to locate the whereabouts of her husband, Stanley.

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Osama bin Laden found in local man's shed

Funny story: Osama bin Laden found in local man's shed

There was pandemonium yesterday when the world's most wanted terrorist was discovered in the garden shed of local man Kevin Smally. Mr Smally, a junior quality control inspector at the local biscuit factory, made the discovery when he entered his...

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Hiding In Sheds Is Not Good Form

Funny story: Hiding In Sheds Is Not Good Form

A man who hid in his ex- girlfriend's shed for ten days, before emerging, raping, and threatening to kill her was told by a High Court Judge yesterday that "hiding in sheds, drilling observation holes in the walls, and terrorising your ex-girlfriend...

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Yorkshire man creates microcosmos in his potting shed

Funny story: Yorkshire man creates microcosmos in his potting shed

Yorkshire pensioner, Fred Cocksplodge, is a man with an unusual hobby. For twenty years now he has been fiddling with the laws of nature and has now revealed that he has created his own fully operational cosmos.

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