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Dick Cheney Admits "I Used To Shave My Man Boobs"

Funny story: Dick Cheney Admits "I Used To Shave My Man Boobs"

Former Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney admitted yesterday that he used to shave his chest and his man boobs. The Wyoming Republican made the revelation at a business luncheon sponsored by the Gillette Razor Company. "I used a razo...

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Jimmy Wilkinson's Edged Weapons Announce The Latest In Shaving Technology - A 58 Blade Razor With Artificial Intelligence

Funny story: Jimmy Wilkinson's Edged Weapons Announce The Latest In Shaving Technology - A 58 Blade Razor With Artificial Intelligence

Dubai, sunset. - Much fanfare here in Dubai at the Filthy Rich To The Extent That It Borders On Obscenity Hotel, Dubai, at sunset. UK shaving technology giants Jimmy Wilkinson's unveiled their much heralded 58 blade miracle item of high tech shavi...

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Andy Murray Vows To Have A Shave

Funny story: Andy Murray Vows To Have A Shave

Andy Murray, the beaten finalist in last night's US Open Tennis championships at Flushing Meadows, has said he knows he has to improve elements of his game if he is to win a major tournament, and has vowed to have a shave. Murray lost in straight...

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Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Funny story: Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Noel Fielding, co-creator of 'The Mighty Boosh' is to shave his head for charity.

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Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved

Funny story: Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved

The Prime Ministers eyebrow will be removed by Downing Street's in house barbers tomorrow after it was complained about that it was too revolting to be shown on television.

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Paris Hilton Denied Razor And Wax In Prison

Funny story: Paris Hilton Denied Razor And Wax In Prison

Paris Hilton has reportedly been denied razors (electric and blade) in her prison. She has also been denied access to hot wax and Brazilian Bikini Wax specialists. As her stay will be under 60 days (with good behaviour), she will also not in the ne...

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Britney Spears Explains Shaved Head

Funny story: Britney Spears Explains Shaved Head

CCN - Hollywood - Today, in an interview, Britney Spears explained the real reason she shaved her head. Said Britney, "My idol is Sinéad O'Connor, and I hate the Pope too."...

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Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Funny story: Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...

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Justin Timberlake Says "Britney Shaved Her Head Bald For Me"

Funny story: Justin Timberlake Says "Britney Shaved Her Head Bald For Me"

Justin Timberlake, entertainer, singer, and former boyfriend of Britney Spears, admitted today that Britney shaved her head to be closer to him. "It's an obsession with her," he said. "I shave my head, so she has to shave her head. I pull off Jane...

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Britney Spears Shaved Bald Due to Head Lice

Funny story: Britney Spears Shaved Bald Due to Head Lice

Britney Spears, supporting a new chrome dome, revealed today the simple and embarrasing reason for her new look: head lice. "I musta caught them fellers off of a pillow from some guy when I was out partying with Paris," said the slightly red-faced...

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Shaved Pussy prank goes too far

Funny story: Shaved Pussy prank goes too far

A drunken prank went too far when cat owner Agnes Welch, sick of her boyfriends pestering decided to shave her pussy, right their and then in front of all his friends.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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