Boulder, Colorado resident, Johnny Rubble, was shocked to find the Atlantic Ocean's waves lapping at the edge of his back yard. He was so happy at the strange circumstance that he decided to take a swim in the ocean which would turn out to be both h...
Australia recorded its fifth shark attack of the year, when a Great White shark was savagely bitten by a man this morning. The attack occurred off the Brisbane coast, just after dawn.
Startled onlookers reported seeing the five metre long Great Wh...
Holidaying off Torquay with family and friends, Nasher White has reported seeing groups of strange creatures floating and splashing about on the surface of the sea whilst making loud, shrieking calls as if sick or in trouble.
Recognisable by the...
Mobile phones used to come in black. Then a few daring companies produced ruby red, navy blue and British Racing green phones. These phones will still dark.
Then came the iPhone, and it dared to be different.
It was available in WHITE. Not just...
Idiots worldwide are today celebrating the latest stupid theory involving the myth of evolution.
According to Professor Michael Coates, a biologist at the University of Chicago, the human lineage can be traced back to a primitive fish named Acanth...
HOLLYWOOD - Well summertime is right around the corner and that can only mean one thing. Get ready for the onslaught of shark attack motion pictures.
According to the Motion Picture Coalition Commission each summer Hollywood movie studios release...
VENICE, CALIF. -- The police chief of this small beachside suburb yesterday contracted with an international fish monger to lease three, drug-sniffing great white sharks. "I'm going to turn'em loose in our famous Venice canals," said Chief Ratchet. "...
A 4-year-old shark has suffered serious injuries to its back and tail fin in Australia's tenth surfer attack this month.
Australia normally has about 15 surfer attacks per year - some of them fatal. But there already have been 10 attacks this...
Following the fatal attack on an American tourist by a Great White shark this week, the Western Australian government has legalized hunting and killing the type of Great Whites that pose a threat to human life.
Camomile Aborhugger, a one-legged, a...
Dorking sardine billionaire, Vic Noblet, is missing presumed dead.
It is believed that Noblet, who made his fortune from the 1997 Mole Valley Sardine Boom, was eaten by Noddy, his beloved 14 foot pet Shark.
"We won't know for sure until Nodd...
The Marshall Islands has declared an area in the Pacific Ocean as the hugest shark sanctuary on the planet. Hunting shark fins for aphrodisiac purposes is forbidden so the Chinese will have to stick with viagra.
After declaring the region a shark...
Reports are coming in from Cornwall that a man-eating fridge freezer has been spotted basking in St Ives waters: "The massive beast came within yards of my boat as i was trawling round Zennor Head" said fisherman Blimey Windy.
Now speculation is m...
Do you have debts? Do you struggle to repay what you owe? Do you worry about your health and that of your family?
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Well some people have discovered a way to get help.
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Worthing lifeguard, Eric Clutterbuck, 76, was astonished to see a great white shark basking in the shallows of the English Channel, just off the coast of Worthing.
"I wasn't sure at first," he told reporters. "I had to go and fetch me specs from m...
The acclaimed director was accused by deranged Daily Mail reader, Cosmo Pelican, 76, of Musselborough, of provoking two fatal shark attacks in the Seychelles in recent days.
The incidents led to the tragic and bloody demises of two men, one a Fren...
Rhossili, Wales: 400 nudists in their "Birthday Suits" rushed into the freezing Irish Sea after hearing that the deadly White Tip Shark was searching for something to eat around the UK coast.
The nudists, mainly shark lovers and "Loonies" were des...
One of the most deadliest, vicious, wicked, evil sharks on the planet has decided to give the UK a visit. The shark called the Oceanic White Tip Shark, was spotted by drunken fishermen having a good old piss-up during a fishing cruise a mile off of...
The Tsunami that hit California brought with it several unintended consequences as Marine Border Patrol reports are coming in of Great White Sharks having surfed their way up the Colorado River snacking on several illegal immigrants attempting to flo...