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Funny story: Vampire Shark!

Vampire Shark!

Today marks the fortieth anniversary of Peter Buckwad's bestselling novel, Vampire Shark! In truth, the novel might not be remembered today if not for the blockbuster movie adaptation, but we're celebrating the book anyway. The movie's popularity was the cause of the anti-shark hysteria that gripped the world in the mid-seventies and eventually led to the complete extinction of all shark life on t...
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Funny story: Queensland left with no choice to but to lure Sharks with Human bait

Queensland left with no choice to but to lure Sharks with Human bait

In a dramatic turn of events, it was revealed by the Queensland fisheries minister yesterday, that the state government is to use dying children and the aged attached to drumlines in order to lure and trap man-eating Great White sharks. The mini...
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Funny story: State of Colorado has first shark attack - ever!

State of Colorado has first shark attack - ever!

Boulder, Colorado resident, Johnny Rubble, was shocked to find the Atlantic Ocean's waves lapping at the edge of his back yard. He was so happy at the strange circumstance that he decided to take a swim in the ocean which would turn out to be both h...
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Funny story: Shark Survives Being Bitten By Man

Shark Survives Being Bitten By Man

Australia recorded its fifth shark attack of the year, when a Great White shark was savagely bitten by a man this morning. The attack occurred off the Brisbane coast, just after dawn. Startled onlookers reported seeing the five metre long Great Wh...
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Funny story: Shark Attacks

Shark Attacks

Holidaying off Torquay with family and friends, Nasher White has reported seeing groups of strange creatures floating and splashing about on the surface of the sea whilst making loud, shrieking calls as if sick or in trouble. Recognisable by the...
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Funny story: White phones are like a shark lure, according to new research

White phones are like a shark lure, according to new research

Mobile phones used to come in black. Then a few daring companies produced ruby red, navy blue and British Racing green phones. These phones will still dark. Then came the iPhone, and it dared to be different. It was available in WHITE. Not just...
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Funny story: Before you were an ape, you were a shark? More evolution claptrap!

Before you were an ape, you were a shark? More evolution claptrap!

Idiots worldwide are today celebrating the latest stupid theory involving the myth of evolution. According to Professor Michael Coates, a biologist at the University of Chicago, the human lineage can be traced back to a primitive fish named Acanth...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In "Moonlight - The Very Last Shark Attack Movie Ever, Promise"

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In "Moonlight - The Very Last Shark Attack Movie Ever, Promise"

HOLLYWOOD - Well summertime is right around the corner and that can only mean one thing. Get ready for the onslaught of shark attack motion pictures. According to the Motion Picture Coalition Commission each summer Hollywood movie studios release...
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Funny story: Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic

Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic

VENICE, CALIF. -- The police chief of this small beachside suburb yesterday contracted with an international fish monger to lease three, drug-sniffing great white sharks. "I'm going to turn'em loose in our famous Venice canals," said Chief Ratchet. "...
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Funny story: Shark injured in attack by surfer

Shark injured in attack by surfer

A 4-year-old shark has suffered serious injuries to its back and tail fin in Australia's tenth surfer attack this month. Australia normally has about 15 surfer attacks per year - some of them fatal. But there already have been 10 attacks this...
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Funny story: The West Aussie government hunts killer sharks

The West Aussie government hunts killer sharks

Following the fatal attack on an American tourist by a Great White shark this week, the Western Australian government has legalized hunting and killing the type of Great Whites that pose a threat to human life. Camomile Aborhugger, a one-legged, a...
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Funny story: Gigantic shark sanctuary has opened it's gates for extreme surfers!

Gigantic shark sanctuary has opened it's gates for extreme surfers!

The Marshall Islands has declared an area in the Pacific Ocean as the hugest shark sanctuary on the planet. Hunting shark fins for aphrodisiac purposes is forbidden so the Chinese will have to stick with viagra. After declaring the region a shark...
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Funny story: Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast

Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast

Reports are coming in from Cornwall that a man-eating fridge freezer has been spotted basking in St Ives waters: "The massive beast came within yards of my boat as i was trawling round Zennor Head" said fisherman Blimey Windy. Now speculation is m...
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Funny story: "Carol Vorderman's" Consolidated Loans and Leg Brokerage

"Carol Vorderman's" Consolidated Loans and Leg Brokerage

Do you have debts? Do you struggle to repay what you owe? Do you worry about your health and that of your family? If so, you are not alone. Thousands of people are in the same boat. It seems like everyone is after your money doesn't it? And there is never enough to go round. Well some people have discovered a way to get help. "Carol Vordeman's" Consolidated Loans and Leg Brokerage of...
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Funny story: Great White Shark Spotted At Worthing

Great White Shark Spotted At Worthing

Worthing lifeguard, Eric Clutterbuck, 76, was astonished to see a great white shark basking in the shallows of the English Channel, just off the coast of Worthing. "I wasn't sure at first," he told reporters. "I had to go and fetch me specs from m...
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Funny story: Steven Spielberg Blamed For Seychelles Shark Attacks

Steven Spielberg Blamed For Seychelles Shark Attacks

The acclaimed director was accused by deranged Daily Mail reader, Cosmo Pelican, 76, of Musselborough, of provoking two fatal shark attacks in the Seychelles in recent days. The incidents led to the tragic and bloody demises of two men, one a Fren...
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Funny story: 400 UK nudists jump into to the sea hoping to prove that sharks don't like eating humans!

400 UK nudists jump into to the sea hoping to prove that sharks don't like eating humans!

Rhossili, Wales: 400 nudists in their "Birthday Suits" rushed into the freezing Irish Sea after hearing that the deadly White Tip Shark was searching for something to eat around the UK coast. The nudists, mainly shark lovers and "Loonies" were des...
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Funny story: Deadly, hungry sharks spotted off of UK coast!

Deadly, hungry sharks spotted off of UK coast!

One of the most deadliest, vicious, wicked, evil sharks on the planet has decided to give the UK a visit. The shark called the Oceanic White Tip Shark, was spotted by drunken fishermen having a good old piss-up during a fishing cruise a mile off of...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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