A source in the Government has revealed that persons high up in the treasury have lost all the UK gold resources spread betting them away on the Facebook share offering.
"We thought we could gamble our way out of debt with 80% used buying the shar...
The numbers of the zombie population have drastically dropped in recent decades, because their primary food source, namely that of brains, has been found sadly wanting in our younger generations. Somewhere between the nineteen-eighties and the year t...
Shares in Private Equity, manufacturers of men's underpants, decreased markedly after safety inspectors discovered design faults.
Midriff bands had weakened during the recession, possibly due to severe weakening of essential commodities.
BIRMINGHAM - On the Playground Stock Exchange (PGSE), the price of Jelly Babies (JEB) has risen due to the drop in sales of Smarties (SMT).
JEB reached a high in 2010, however it was deflated upon the news that sales of Jawbreakers (JBR) were pick...
The London Stock Exchange has denied that it has used bullying tactics to stabilise its share of blue-chip trading.
Figures show that the LSE's share of trading over the past five months has averaged at 57 per cent.
But allegations by rivals th...
Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON.
Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:
American Can, Interstate Water, National Gas Company, and Northern Tissue Company. Due to uncertain market conditions,...
Theo Walcott, Arsenal's three-goal England teenage matchwinner in Croatia on Wednesday night, has ignited the national team's charge towards World Cup qualification, and done his own personal value no harm either, as shares in him on the Stock Market...
The once popular business of sharing has met with stiff opposition from greedy bastards and is seriously in decline.
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