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Shakira Performs at The Voodoo Arena In New Orleans and She Breaks A Record

NEW ORLEANS - The Colombian Bombshell, Shakira performed at the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans and the audience went crazy. The belly dancing singer holds the record for gyrating her hips at 124 miles per hour, but she has just topped that record in...

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Shakira For President

Funny story: Shakira For President

NEW ORLEANS - Shakira was sitting backstage after having performed for 3 hours straight in the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the talk that millions of citizens in her native Colombia a...

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Shakira Finally Responds To The Chicharito Rumors

Funny story: Shakira Finally Responds To The Chicharito Rumors

NEW ORLEANS - Colombian singer-dancer Shakira recently performed at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After her three encores she sat backstage and talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. The 36-year-old South Am...

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Adam Levine of The Voice May Have To Leave The Country After His "Oops Moment"

Funny story: Adam Levine of The Voice May Have To Leave The Country After His "Oops Moment"

LOS ANGELES - In one of the worst foot-in-mouth instances to come along in a long, long time, Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine remarked while on the air that he hated this country. Levine made the statement after two of his singers (Judith Hill and S...

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Shakira Denies That Blake Shelton Propositioned Her

Funny story: Shakira Denies That Blake Shelton Propositioned Her

LOS ANGELES - Shakira, who along with Usher are the two newest members of The Voice, has already become embroiled in a bit of controversy. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, an inside source has revealed that the Colombian singing belly dancer an...

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Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

Funny story: Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

EL SEGUNDO, California - Shakira had just finished having breakfast at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in El Segundo when she was approached by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. He told the 36-year-old stunning blonde that she has never...

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A List of Celebrities Who Have Already Broken Their 2013 New Year's Resolutions

Funny story: A List of Celebrities Who Have Already Broken Their 2013 New Year's Resolutions

Noted author Edgar Allan Poe once said that rules are made to be broken. And he should know since he had a history of breaking all kinds of rules, regulations, guidelines, and basic metaphorical musings. Poe, whose real name was Bernardo Chang Poetic, once told a reporter with the Milwaukee Morning Mentioner, that he loved the word photosynthesis, and he tried to incorporate it into everything...

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Shakira's Ex-boyfriend Suing Her For $250 Million!

Funny story: Shakira's Ex-boyfriend Suing Her For $250 Million!

DETROIT - The South American firecracker, Shakira, had just finished performing at The Carburetor Coliseum in Motown when she received a phone call. The call was from her attorney Dardanelle Cyrus Blewpillski of New York City. Shakira, 35, was inf...

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Shakira and Dolly Parton To Record An Album To Be Titled "Hips & Nips"

LA PAZ, Bolivia - Shakira, AKA "The Colombian Firecracker" performed before a sold-out crowd of 17,903 at The Inca Dinka Doo Coliseum. Afterwards she met backstage with a member of Boli-News, the official entertainment news agency of Bolivia. S...

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Rolling Stone's son Lucas Jagger to co-write first song with Paris Jackson

Funny story: Rolling Stone's son Lucas Jagger to co-write first song with Paris Jackson

Los Angeles - A collaboration between two famous rock stars' children is the brainchild of Colombian singer-songwriter Shakira who spotted the pair's talent following a tip from international tennis ace Rafael Nadal. The Grand Slam champ apparentl...

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Shakira and Sofia Vergara Will Both Be Guest Chefs On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

Funny story: Shakira and Sofia Vergara Will Both Be Guest Chefs On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

LOS ANGELES - The executives of Hell's Kitchen have announced that two of Colombia's top exports Shakira and Sofia Vergara will be appearing on an upcoming episode of Chef Gordon Ramsay's show. Dryden B. Von Normandy, a spokesperson for HK, spoke...

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Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled, "Lips & Hips Sing The Songs of Justin Bieber"

Funny story: Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled, "Lips & Hips Sing The Songs of Justin Bieber"

LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler, the lead singer with Aerosmith and member of the American Idol judges panel has just announced a musical collaboration with none other than the Colombian firecracker herself Shakira. Tyler was quoted in The Showbiz Gaze...

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Shakira Says She'd Like For Lys Agnes of America's Got Talent To Be Her Opening Act on Her Upcoming "Hips Across America Concert Tour"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Shakira, AKA "The Colombian Firecracker" is getting ready to go on her Hips Across America Concert Tour and she recently stated that her opening act Kings of Leon has cancelled due to the lead singer's ongoing wisdom tooth problem [W...

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Shakira and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela

Funny story: Shakira and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Films in association with Sand Castle Pictures will soon start production on Bandini Borrapelli's The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela. Borrapelli has signed the world's most famous belly dancer Shakira to a...

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Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled "Lips & Hips"

Funny story: Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled "Lips & Hips"

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Shakira had another sell out performance and this one was at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in Green River. The standing room only crowd loved the little Colombian firecracker so much that she performed four encores. The sat...

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Clint Eastwood To Direct Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, and Shakira In The R-Rated Western "The High Noon Moon"

Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Direct Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, and Shakira In The R-Rated Western "The High Noon Moon"

SAN FRANCISCO - Clint Eastwood became famous in America for playing Rowdy Yates, a cattle herd ramrod on the television western Rawhide which ran from 1959 through 1965. He later traveled to Italy where he made the infamous spaghetti westerns in...

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Pippa Middleton, Victoria Beckham, Coleen Rooney, Katie Price Plan Wembley Shocker For Shakira, Imogen Thomas And Pep Guardiola

Funny story: Pippa Middleton, Victoria Beckham, Coleen Rooney, Katie Price Plan Wembley Shocker For Shakira, Imogen Thomas And Pep Guardiola

As rumours surface that Shakira and Imogen Thomas will be supporting Barcelona in Saturday's Champions League Final, with the whole hearted endorsement of Barca coach, Pep Guardiola, Brit icons, Pippa Middleton (of Pippawatch fame) Victoria Beckham,...

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Shakira To Attend Champions League Final - Gerard Piquet Warns Chicharito - "Hands Off!"

Funny story: Shakira To Attend Champions League Final - Gerard Piquet Warns Chicharito - "Hands Off!"

It appears that Colombian sex symbol, bon vivant, and sometime crooner, Shakira, is to attend the showcase Champions League Final at Wembley on May 28th, in support of her current beau, Barcelona defender, Gerard Piquet. So far, so good - nothing...

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