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Lisa Marie Presley To Adopt Macaulay Culkin and Shaheen Jafargholi

HOLLYWOOD - It is being reported that Lisa Marie Presley who has just been given custody of Michael Jackson's three children will now be adopting Macaulay Culkin and Shaheen Jafargholi. Lisa Marie who was married to Michael Jackson for two years s...

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Russell Brand To Tour With Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi

Funny story: Russell Brand To Tour With Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi

LONDON - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions has just signed Russell Brand, Susan Boyle, and little 12-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi to go on a 61-city concert tour of the United Kingdom. Cowell said that he first approached Brand at a London boxin...

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Michael Jackson Wants To Meet Shaheen Jafargholi

Funny story: Michael Jackson Wants To Meet Shaheen Jafargholi

GARY, Indiana - Gary, Indiana's most famous native, Michael Jackson has told his manager that he wants to meet Britain's Got Talent contestant Shaheen Jarfargholi. The "Gloved One" said that he was impressed with the 12-year-old wonderboy from Wal...

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Official : Swine Flu bigger than Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi combined

Funny story: Official : Swine Flu bigger than Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi combined

Simon Cowell is apparently furious today that the new craze sweeping the world - the lethal Swine Flu, is out-googling both Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi combined. Rumours suggest that Cowell who had intended the current series of Britain's G...

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Hollie Steel and Shaheen Jafargholi will fist-fight for ' Britain's Got Talent' title!

Funny story: Hollie Steel and Shaheen Jafargholi will fist-fight for ' Britain's Got Talent' title!

Hollie Steel, from Accrington, Lancashire and Shaheen Jafargholi may have to don a pair of boxing gloves to settle the dispute of who is the best, says Simon Cowell. Simon has reportedly told insiders he is sick of pretending to 'be surprised', A...

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Shaheen Jafargholi should be thrown off 'Britain's Got Talent' for being a professional

Funny story: Shaheen Jafargholi should be thrown off 'Britain's Got Talent' for being a professional

Shaheen Jafargholi 12 years 7 months, has been vilified by adults with nothing better to do with their lives, because he is actually a professional entertainer. It's now emerged Shaheen 67, has appeared on Casualty, Torchwood and that classic CB...

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Britain's Got Talent Cheating Scandal

Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Cheating Scandal

Fans of the ITV show Britain's Got Talent have been rocked by an alleged cheating scandal. Viewers have been stunned by the performances of several newcomers over the last two weeks, but detractors have now alleged that a major 'hoodwinking' exerc...

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Willie Nelson To Record A Duet With Shaheen Jafargholi

Funny story: Willie Nelson To Record A Duet With Shaheen Jafargholi

AUSTIN - Country music legend Willie Nelson has agreed to record a duet with the wonderboy from Wales, 12-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi. Nelson who is 75-years-old has recorded with nearly every well-known singer in existence from Dolly Parton and L...

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Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi To Visit The White House

Funny story: Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi To Visit The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has just confirmed that "Britains Got Talent" participants Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi will be visiting The White House in a few weeks. The president said that the deal was worked out by the Secreta...

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Shaheen Jafargholi Gives Susan Boyle Her Second Kiss

Funny story: Shaheen Jafargholi Gives Susan Boyle Her Second Kiss

LONDON - Two of the top contestants on this year's "Britain's Got Talent" are 47-year-old Susan Boyle and 12-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi. After Miss Boyle revealed to the judges that she had never been kissed Angelina Jolie quickly arranged for Br...

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Shaheen Jafargholi emerges as a 'surprise' contender for Britain's Got Talent

Funny story: Shaheen Jafargholi emerges as a 'surprise' contender for Britain's Got Talent

A 'surprise' contender for the Britain's Got Talent favourite has emerged following the huge publicity that was created by Susan Boyle last week. Shaheen Jafargholi, a young Welsh lad, was chosen as this week's surprise as a way of keeping the pre...

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Michael Jackson Loves Shaheen Jafargholi of Britain's Got Talent

Funny story: Michael Jackson Loves Shaheen Jafargholi of Britain's Got Talent

Pop-star Michael Jackson says that he was "in love" with twelve year old Shaheen as soon as he took the stage. Shaheen sang a version of "Who's Loving You" that even impressed a usually critical Simon Cowell. Michael Jackson praised the young sing...

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Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi

Funny story: Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi

With a click of the mouse you too can give your opinion about which of the favorites on the Britain's Got Talent television show will go on to the finals: Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi. Susan Boyle is an unassuming middle-aged woman, apparent...

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