NASA say the 'Space Parasol' now positioned seven million miles above the world between Sun and Earth and designed to shield the planet from increasingly harmful solar flares will soon be ready for testing.
Current plans are to begin the testing...
In a revelation that many saw coming months ago, newly signed Vikings QB today admitted the source of his chronic indecisiveness and schizoid behavior.
"My shadow. It's been vexing me for a few years now," the perennial pro-Bowl QB said Thursday i...
London - Advertising executive and fitness buff Brock Bifford was suprised this week when he managed to outpace his shadow while running up his usual seventeen flights of stairs to work.
"Well usually its pretty well neck-and-neck you know. I reck...
WASHINGTON - Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has announced plans to use spy satellites, drone aircraft, and surveillance cameras to track the movements and activities of anyone who casts a shadow.
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