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Funny story: Massachusetts Freshman Representative Denies Urging "Holding Erections" to Determine Committee Chairmanships

Massachusetts Freshman Representative Denies Urging "Holding Erections" to Determine Committee Chairmanships

Boston - Freshman Congressman Matt Brenner today denied urging "the holding of erections" to determine House leadership positions and apologized to "my female colleagues as well as the many heterosexuals who may have taken offense at me suggesting th...
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Funny story: BBC tea lady Mavis Mullen arrested over allegations of historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s

BBC tea lady Mavis Mullen arrested over allegations of historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s

Yet another arrest at the BBC yesterday as trolley lady, Mavis Mullen, was named publicly on Twitter for historical sex offences dating back to the 1970's. Mavis, now 89, had plagued the corridors and offices at the BBC targeting young men while di...
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Funny story: BBC household name Davros being held by police on historical sex offences. Daleks shocked at their Leader.

BBC household name Davros being held by police on historical sex offences. Daleks shocked at their Leader.

Another sex scandal erupted at the BBC yesterday as Davros, the leader of the Daleks, was arrested by the Metropolitan police for historical sex offences. The allegations are made by 15 women relating to incidents between 1970 and 1975. The matter...
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Funny story: New sex scandal grips British royals

New sex scandal grips British royals

London - A new pervy scandal is about to erupt after top Establishment toff Sir Bunty Luftwaffe KGB & Bar was caught with his panzers down at Buckingham Palace. Three shagged-for-shit corgis had to be euthanised along with the Queen's Official...
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Funny story: Prince Andrew exiled to Falkland Islands until US sex slave orgy lawsuit blows over

Prince Andrew exiled to Falkland Islands until US sex slave orgy lawsuit blows over

Florida - Randy Andy will lie low at Gooose Green in the Falklands for the duration while a new, wholesome organic role is hammered out by the Palace. That means he could be back in the saddle again as early as, uh, 2065 - all being well. Only...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Prowling near Disneyland Paris, Authorities Say

Tiger Woods Prowling near Disneyland Paris, Authorities Say

PARIS - French authorities say that Tiger Woods is on the loose near Disneyland Paris, one of Europe's top tourist destinations, and have urged hot women in three towns to stay indoors. The town of Montevrain sent out a news alert on its Fac...
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Funny story: Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

A false bookcase in the British parliament buildings, the Houses of Parliament slid aside to reveal a panelled secret corridor yesterday. To the astonishment of decorators removing books, a well lit passage appeared, leading from the back of the V.I.
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Funny story: The PM's Problem

The PM's Problem

David Cameron, we are informed by a sauce close to his table, finds himself with a difficult problem. Having announced, following the imprisonment of his former aide Andy Coulson, that 'NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW' he finds himself with the fact that...
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Funny story: Girl Reports Boy For 'Stealing' Her Virginity

Girl Reports Boy For 'Stealing' Her Virginity

A teenager from Southwark has reported the theft of her virginity to the Police, stating that she wants it back. With Candice Rankburger losing her virginity at 17, she was seen to be a Nun by friends and family in Southwark but the incident in qu...
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Funny story: Max Clifford V Dignity

Max Clifford V Dignity

Max Clifford was found guilty of several "historical sexual assaults" yesterday, or the day before that or the day before that, it really depends on when your reading this. Appearing outside the courthouse after the verdict had been announced Max loo...
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Funny story: Judge Used "Tingler" Under Robe During Trial

Judge Used "Tingler" Under Robe During Trial

A judge in Wisconsin has repeated the performance of the "Penis Pumper" Judge of a few years ago. Although Judge Larry Witherspoon denies the charges, the device fell out of his robes as everyone stood for him to leave for the day. Several atto...
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Funny story: Toronto Mayor Defends Behavior and Not Budging

Toronto Mayor Defends Behavior and Not Budging

Crack smoking on police cameras? Smoking weed in the streets? Popping pills, drinking on the job, hiring prostitutes, soliciting sex from employees. Mayor Ford has been in the spotlight for QUITE a crazy lifestyle, or so it seems. With his agon...
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Funny story: Anthony Weiner's Wife Huma May Be Filing For Divorce

Anthony Weiner's Wife Huma May Be Filing For Divorce

NEW YORK CITY - A very close friend of Huma Mahmood Abedin, Anthony Weiner's wife said that all of the stress from the ongoing Weinergate saga is starting to get to her. The unnamed friend spoke with Wyatt St. Yuma of The Gossipette Gazette and sa...
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Funny story: Italian Government Affirms Strict Stance On 18+ At Government Orgies

Italian Government Affirms Strict Stance On 18+ At Government Orgies

In a rare act of political unity from the land that brought the world Caligula, Benito Mussolini, and the single most influential cultural factor behind "Jersey Shore", the government of Italy has reaffirmed its stance that all whores in attendance a...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Asks President Obama If He Can Hire Her To Be A White House Tour Guide

Monica Lewinsky Asks President Obama If He Can Hire Her To Be A White House Tour Guide

WASHINGTON, D.C. - If there is one thing that Monica Lewinsky is not it's shy. The nation's most infamous White House intern has reportedly asked President Obama if he can hire her to be a White House tour guide. She stressed to the president that...
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Funny story: Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Prime Minister David Cameron is desperate to find more big news stories to hide scandals from the public. The latest round of scandals including Lords taking payments from lobbying firms and the collapse of A&E services due directly to his fla...
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Funny story: Top knobs' shagging caper banjaxes No 10 spin machine

Top knobs' shagging caper banjaxes No 10 spin machine

London - "This is the Brits' equivalent of the General Petraeus-Paula Broadwell scandal alright," a Pentagon cryptographer said today as the lurid details broke. "Both UK protagonists are well known to US military intelligence, we regularly sweep...
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Funny story: Anti Gay Pope Dresses Like A Girlieman. Joan and Melissa Give Fashion Review.

Anti Gay Pope Dresses Like A Girlieman. Joan and Melissa Give Fashion Review.

Joan and Melissa Rivers have given two big thumbs up to the Pope on his fashion choice. From his Chanel inspired overcoat to his Vera Wang lace under dress ending up on his ruby red slippers, Joan Rivers says outta the park. From a...
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