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Funny story: Sex in the UAE between men and women illegal!

Sex in the UAE between men and women illegal!

The UAE (United Arab Emirates) have banned all forms of sex between men and women, and any other form of sexual behaviour unless the couple participating are married! A South African unmarried couple were caught copulating, not in public, and were...
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Funny story: Pizza Parlor Panic!

Pizza Parlor Panic!

Montgomery Ala.: Creation scientist have issued a dire warning against eating pizza. Ford Cellars, of the Bible Center for Spiritual Research said they have evidence that consumption of the cuisine may lead to pedophila. "We've kept a close e...
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Funny story: Beauty Queens Defend Trump: "If You Didn't Want To Suck His Dick, You Didn't Have To Enter Contest"

Beauty Queens Defend Trump: "If You Didn't Want To Suck His Dick, You Didn't Have To Enter Contest"

New York, NY - A chorus of former beauty queens in Donald Trump sponsored beauty pageants today held a press conference to address charges of sexual harassment against the Republican Presidential Candidate. "We are here to say that Donald Trump...
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Funny story: Hillary Sex Tape to Be Leaked!

Hillary Sex Tape to Be Leaked!

Amid the torrent of DNC document leaks there is one potential bomb that could derail Hillary's White House dreams for good. A Russian man who would not give his name for the interview, said he was in possession of the tape and ready to release it t...
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Funny story: I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Lansing MI: Janis Porter blew the lid off of a secretive, filthy game of sensuous perversions that's rocked the world of orthodontics to it's core! Her nightmare began when she went in for a routine root canal last Wednesday. "My teeth are a mess...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex

Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex

According to well placed sources in Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign, she and hubby Bill have not spoken in a week since he reportedly butt dialed Hillary while he was having sex with a physical therapist at her home. The source who wishes to be an...
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Funny story: No Sex - We're British!

No Sex - We're British!

As the sex allegations against Top People begin to tumble into the gutter our intrepid hack Josh Wanker has been interviewed by the Police at the centre of the Investigations. After the interview Wanker told me 'There's nothing in it. They stopped...
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Funny story: Prime Minister Penned in Piggate

Prime Minister Penned in Piggate

UK Prime Minister Call Me Dave has admitted that he once had sexual intercourse with a pig as part of a game of 'Truth or Dare.' The game was carried out as part of the future prime minister's initiation into the exclusive and infamous 'Knobs Klub...
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Funny story: The Meaningless One Night Stand

The Meaningless One Night Stand

A man in Los Angeles has set police on the search for a lady whom he claims has "driven me into deep depression, guilt and self-loathing". For these ailments he is seeking psychiatric counselling and has filed a suit with the notorious legal fir...
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Funny story: BBC tea lady Mavis Mullen arrested over allegations of historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s

BBC tea lady Mavis Mullen arrested over allegations of historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s

Yet another arrest at the BBC yesterday as trolley lady, Mavis Mullen, was named publicly on Twitter for historical sex offences dating back to the 1970's. Mavis, now 89, had plagued the corridors and offices at the BBC targeting young men while di...
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Funny story: BBC household name Davros being held by police on historical sex offences. Daleks shocked at their Leader.

BBC household name Davros being held by police on historical sex offences. Daleks shocked at their Leader.

Another sex scandal erupted at the BBC yesterday as Davros, the leader of the Daleks, was arrested by the Metropolitan police for historical sex offences. The allegations are made by 15 women relating to incidents between 1970 and 1975. The matter...
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Funny story: New sex scandal grips British royals

New sex scandal grips British royals

London - A new pervy scandal is about to erupt after top Establishment toff Sir Bunty Luftwaffe KGB & Bar was caught with his panzers down at Buckingham Palace. Three shagged-for-shit corgis had to be euthanised along with the Queen's Official...
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Funny story: Prince Andrew exiled to Falkland Islands until US sex slave orgy lawsuit blows over

Prince Andrew exiled to Falkland Islands until US sex slave orgy lawsuit blows over

Florida - Randy Andy will lie low at Gooose Green in the Falklands for the duration while a new, wholesome organic role is hammered out by the Palace. That means he could be back in the saddle again as early as, uh, 2065 - all being well. Only...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Prowling near Disneyland Paris, Authorities Say

Tiger Woods Prowling near Disneyland Paris, Authorities Say

PARIS - French authorities say that Tiger Woods is on the loose near Disneyland Paris, one of Europe's top tourist destinations, and have urged hot women in three towns to stay indoors. The town of Montevrain sent out a news alert on its Fac...
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Funny story: Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

A false bookcase in the British parliament buildings, the Houses of Parliament slid aside to reveal a panelled secret corridor yesterday. To the astonishment of decorators removing books, a well lit passage appeared, leading from the back of the V.I.
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Funny story: The PM's Problem

The PM's Problem

David Cameron, we are informed by a sauce close to his table, finds himself with a difficult problem. Having announced, following the imprisonment of his former aide Andy Coulson, that 'NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW' he finds himself with the fact that...
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Funny story: Girl Reports Boy For 'Stealing' Her Virginity

Girl Reports Boy For 'Stealing' Her Virginity

A teenager from Southwark has reported the theft of her virginity to the Police, stating that she wants it back. With Candice Rankburger losing her virginity at 17, she was seen to be a Nun by friends and family in Southwark but the incident in qu...
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Funny story: Max Clifford V Dignity

Max Clifford V Dignity

Max Clifford was found guilty of several "historical sexual assaults" yesterday, or the day before that or the day before that, it really depends on when your reading this. Appearing outside the courthouse after the verdict had been announced Max loo...
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Pigeons In Uproar Over Loss of Statues

The recent nationwide spree of removing public monuments has resulted in an upheaval among the so called 'rats with wings' as they attempt to cling to structures that no longer exist.
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