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Commonwealth Games Shock as England Tiddlywinks Player Is Sent Home

Funny story: Commonwealth Games Shock as England Tiddlywinks Player Is Sent Home

In a hastily convened press conference at the Commonwealth Gold Coast games today, the Me Too Movement, assisted by Femen activists, told how they had been investigating a catalogue of abuse by English number one tiddlywinker and Balham’s former “art...

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Anthony Weiner Parlays His Fetish Into A Major Motion Picture

Funny story: Anthony Weiner Parlays His Fetish Into A Major Motion Picture

At first they were the catalyst for national embarrassment. Then the sordid events cost a rising democratic star his political future. And when the New York City tabloids were done with the sleazy imbroglio, the man behind the 'bulging' cell phone ph...

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UK sex mad pair order "extra hot and spicy pizza toppings" over and on the counter!

Funny story: UK sex mad pair order "extra hot and spicy pizza toppings" over and on the counter!

A global pizza fast food joints are becoming popular for gaga pairs hoping for a quickie over the counter while they wait for their hot, spicy, crispy treat with all kinds of melted cheesy toppings! The smell of the pizzas, especially those laced...

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Pizza Parlor Panic!

Funny story: Pizza Parlor Panic!

Montgomery Ala.: Creation scientist have issued a dire warning against eating pizza. Ford Cellars, of the Bible Center for Spiritual Research said they have evidence that consumption of the cuisine may lead to pedophila. "We've kept a close e...

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Beauty Queens Defend Trump: "If You Didn't Want To Suck His Dick, You Didn't Have To Enter Contest"

Funny story: Beauty Queens Defend Trump: "If You Didn't Want To Suck His Dick, You Didn't Have To Enter Contest"

New York, NY - A chorus of former beauty queens in Donald Trump sponsored beauty pageants today held a press conference to address charges of sexual harassment against the Republican Presidential Candidate. "We are here to say that Donald Trump...

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Hillary Sex Tape to Be Leaked!

Funny story: Hillary Sex Tape to Be Leaked!

Amid the torrent of DNC document leaks there is one potential bomb that could derail Hillary's White House dreams for good. A Russian man who would not give his name for the interview, said he was in possession of the tape and ready to release it t...

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I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Funny story: I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Lansing MI: Janis Porter blew the lid off of a secretive, filthy game of sensuous perversions that's rocked the world of orthodontics to it's core! Her nightmare began when she went in for a routine root canal last Wednesday. "My teeth are a mess...

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Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex

According to well placed sources in Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign, she and hubby Bill have not spoken in a week since he reportedly butt dialed Hillary while he was having sex with a physical therapist at her home. The source who wishes to be an...

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No Sex - We're British!

As the sex allegations against Top People begin to tumble into the gutter our intrepid hack Josh Wanker has been interviewed by the Police at the centre of the Investigations. After the interview Wanker told me 'There's nothing in it. They stopped...

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Prime Minister Penned in Piggate

UK Prime Minister Call Me Dave has admitted that he once had sexual intercourse with a pig as part of a game of 'Truth or Dare.' The game was carried out as part of the future prime minister's initiation into the exclusive and infamous 'Knobs Klub...

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The Meaningless One Night Stand

Funny story: The Meaningless One Night Stand

A man in Los Angeles has set police on the search for a lady whom he claims has "driven me into deep depression, guilt and self-loathing". For these ailments he is seeking psychiatric counselling and has filed a suit with the notorious legal fir...

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BBC tea lady Mavis Mullen arrested over allegations of historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s

Funny story: BBC tea lady Mavis Mullen arrested over allegations of historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s

Yet another arrest at the BBC yesterday as trolley lady, Mavis Mullen, was named publicly on Twitter for historical sex offences dating back to the 1970's. Mavis, now 89, had plagued the corridors and offices at the BBC targeting young men while di...

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BBC household name Davros being held by police on historical sex offences. Daleks shocked at their Leader.

Funny story: BBC household name Davros being held by police on historical sex offences. Daleks shocked at their Leader.

Another sex scandal erupted at the BBC yesterday as Davros, the leader of the Daleks, was arrested by the Metropolitan police for historical sex offences. The allegations are made by 15 women relating to incidents between 1970 and 1975. The matter...

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New sex scandal grips British royals

Funny story: New sex scandal grips British royals

London - A new pervy scandal is about to erupt after top Establishment toff Sir Bunty Luftwaffe KGB & Bar was caught with his panzers down at Buckingham Palace. Three shagged-for-shit corgis had to be euthanised along with the Queen's Official...

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Prince Andrew exiled to Falkland Islands until US sex slave orgy lawsuit blows over

Funny story: Prince Andrew exiled to Falkland Islands until US sex slave orgy lawsuit blows over

Florida - Randy Andy will lie low at Gooose Green in the Falklands for the duration while a new, wholesome organic role is hammered out by the Palace. That means he could be back in the saddle again as early as, uh, 2065 - all being well. Only...

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Tiger Woods Prowling near Disneyland Paris, Authorities Say

PARIS - French authorities say that Tiger Woods is on the loose near Disneyland Paris, one of Europe's top tourist destinations, and have urged hot women in three towns to stay indoors. The town of Montevrain sent out a news alert on its Fac...

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Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

Funny story: Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

A false bookcase in the British parliament buildings, the Houses of Parliament slid aside to reveal a panelled secret corridor yesterday. To the astonishment of decorators removing books, a well lit passage appeared, leading from the back of the V.I.

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The PM's Problem

Funny story: The PM's Problem

David Cameron, we are informed by a sauce close to his table, finds himself with a difficult problem. Having announced, following the imprisonment of his former aide Andy Coulson, that 'NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW' he finds himself with the fact that...

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