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Red meat may increase health risks but it also makes you "horny"!

Funny story: Red meat may increase health risks but it also makes you "horny"!

Eating red meat enhances the chances that one could die of "Mad Cow Disease", cancer, heart disease and other common symptons related to the consumption of this, pumped up with hormones, deadly product. Scientists have discovered this fact and adv...

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Seattle Washington - Zombies confirm human sex drive more than the need for food

Funny story: Seattle Washington - Zombies confirm human sex drive more than the need for food

The World News has confirmed that the dead are systematically coming back to life. But that's not the kicker. Reports from all over the globe are confirming that they are not after brains at all but the legs of the living. One doctor in New York f...

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US porn industry seeks stimulus as economy slows sex drive

Funny story: US porn industry seeks stimulus as economy slows sex drive

After ailing banks, automakers and ice cream vendors have all received loans and government bailouts, the US porn and sex work industry is ready to demand a government stimulus 'package', saying the economic slowdown has reduced sex drives and hit bu...

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Blue MM's Better than Green for Sex Drive?

Funny story: Blue MM's Better than Green for Sex Drive?

In an unscientific but documented study of colored MM candies on human sex drive, British Pharmacist Dr. Benjamin Licken discovered what was described as a definite connection between the ingestion of blue MM's and positive effects on the male libido...

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Scientists Discover Secret to Male Libido

Funny story: Scientists Discover Secret to Male Libido

Scientists at the University of California have uncovered the secret to the male libido. After years of research and study, researchers have finally unlocked the secret to what attracts men to their partners, and the answer is astounding.

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Chimp pimps

Funny story: Chimp pimps

Today's headlines have been abuzz with news that chimpanzees will trade food for sex. But what the mainstream outlets don't mention...

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Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food

Funny story: Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food

For many years, private schools and boarding schools were accused of putting saltpeter (Potassium Nitrate) in the food of their male students to keep down their sex drive. With the recent increase in numbers of teachers sleeping with or molesting st...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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