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Funny story: Pussy Riot, Putin It To The Kremlin

Pussy Riot, Putin It To The Kremlin

Vladimere Putin said in an interview he thought the members of the punk band, Pussy Riot, should be taught a lesson for their protest display in Russia's main Orthodox church. Some of the punishments Putin would recommend included, the rack, Judas...
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Funny story: Question Time Braced For Anarchy

Question Time Braced For Anarchy

Never mind the bollocks - it's Question Time! BBC chiefs are bracing themselves for they don't quite know what tonight as political debate show Question Time features former Sex Pistol John Lydon as a panellist. Lydon - or Johnny Rotten, as he...
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Funny story: Indonesian police shave anti-social punks' hair Mohican style as punishment, Oi!

Indonesian police shave anti-social punks' hair Mohican style as punishment, Oi!

Indonesian punks who behave badly and as anti-socially as punks generally do, are having their heads forcibly shaved Mohican-style as a punishment. There's only one problem; someone forgot to tell the police that Mohican-style haircuts are what globa...
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Funny story: Harry organises Willy's stag night and he's booked the Sex Pistols!

Harry organises Willy's stag night and he's booked the Sex Pistols!

It certainly will be the stag-night of the century, Prince Harry has decided to organise a really wild-punk-party in honour of his brother's last days as a bachelor. It was suppose to remain a surprise, but Prince Harry, always being slightly cont...
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Funny story: Malcolm McLaren To Receive Full State Funeral

Malcolm McLaren To Receive Full State Funeral

Malcolm McLaren, the former Sex Pistols manager who died in a Swiss hospital on Thursday, is to receive a full state funeral preceded by a full week of national mourning, it has been announced. McLaren, 64, died of mesothelioma, a rare form of can...
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Funny story: The man who gave us Johnny Rotten and Sid Vicious is dead, RIP!

The man who gave us Johnny Rotten and Sid Vicious is dead, RIP!

Malcolm McClaren didn't do a lot, owned a sex shop with outrageous and overrated designer, Vivienne Westwood, tapped into the NY street dance scene, managed a couple of peripherial bands and that was about it: Apart from one mercurial, genial proj...
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Funny story: The Greatest Ever Rock And Roll Swindle

The Greatest Ever Rock And Roll Swindle

In the heady days of the 1970s, lead singer of the infamous Brit punk band, The Sex Pistols, Johnny Rotten, once famously concluded a US gig with the words: "Do you feel you've been conned?" Rotten, now known as John Lydon, a half Irish ne'er d...
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Funny story: "Where Are The 'New' Sex Pistols?" Asks Minister

"Where Are The 'New' Sex Pistols?" Asks Minister

Westminster - Minister for Desperate Situations, the Rt Hon Chris Talmighty today appealed for a youth led musical revolution to deliver us all from the evil of recession, on the grounds that it worked in the seventies. Mr Talmighty referred to th...
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Funny story: Eco-Town To Be Twinned With LazyTown

Eco-Town To Be Twinned With LazyTown

One of the new government-planned Eco-Towns is to be built near to the site of the kids BBC settlement, LazyTown, and will be twinned with it, says a report.
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Funny story: Johnny Rotten Betrays Fans By Denying... He's Rotten!

Johnny Rotten Betrays Fans By Denying... He's Rotten!

When an Afro-Briton rocker lay bleeding and prone backstage at the Spanish music festival, witnesses and worshippers of Sex Pistol Johnny Rotten bragged that the punk rock outlaw and his entourage visited a racist rampage on the poor black bloke.
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Funny story: Jah Wobble Chinese Dub Gig Mesmerises Crowd - Man's Glasses Stolen

Jah Wobble Chinese Dub Gig Mesmerises Crowd - Man's Glasses Stolen

There was trouble at Birmingham Glee Club last night when multi-instrumentalist and legendary bass guitarist Jah Wobble rolled into town with a 22-piece ensemble for his Chinese Dub show. The group featured singers from Tibet and Yunnan Province,...
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Funny story: BBC Denies Fame Academy Vote-Rigging Charge

BBC Denies Fame Academy Vote-Rigging Charge

A new row erupted last night at the BBC when Shaun Williamson, aka Barry Evans, was incorrectly voted out of the Fame Academy competition.
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Funny story: Sex Pistols To Reform For Queen's Birthday Bash

Sex Pistols To Reform For Queen's Birthday Bash

The Sex Pistols are to get back together again for a concert at a Buckingham Palace party to commemorate the Queen's 115th birthday.
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