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Funny story: Sex education in schools to have practical side

Sex education in schools to have practical side

In the new national school curriculum unveiled yesterday by the Minister for Education, Mr. Ben Down, a major change in sex education is to take place in Australian schools. The Minister said that practical work would be introduced into the teaching...
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Funny story: Queen's Park "Pulls Out" of 2015 Sex Ed. Curriculum

Queen's Park "Pulls Out" of 2015 Sex Ed. Curriculum

Following the surge of parent protests on Monday, May 4th, the Ontario provincial government has rescinded their stance on the newly proposed sexual education curriculum. Newly revised curriculum affects grades 1-12. A summary of the pre-revised cu...
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Funny story: Dr. Seuss' latest book "a contribution-from-beyond-the grave"

Dr. Seuss' latest book "a contribution-from-beyond-the grave"

New Yawk, New Yawk -- Dr. Seuss, who died in 1999, has just published a new book, What Pet Should I Get? A parody of the Dick and Jane readers by which Americans became illiterate during the 1950s, the book is written in what critics contend is "m...
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Funny story: Critics Blast Common Core Sex Education Standards For Emphasizing Technique

Critics Blast Common Core Sex Education Standards For Emphasizing Technique

Washington DC - The Obama Administration's education department has come under fire for re-writing the nation's sex education standards so that they emphasize technique. The new standards, summarized in a recent Department of Education press relea...
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Funny story: Arizona School Board May Burn Science Books

Arizona School Board May Burn Science Books

GILBERT, Ariz. - A biology textbook, widely used in the state, has come under attack by a suburban school board in Gilbert. The school board has voted to exise or redact two pages in the book -544 and 545 -because they discuss sexually transmitted d...
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Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 2

Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 2

As everyone on earth now knows, beings from the planet Sophia 69, that harbors extraordinarily intelligent extra-terrestrial life, have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions in recent days. As reported in...
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Funny story: Parents object to condoms in sex ed lessons

Parents object to condoms in sex ed lessons

BEAN TOWN, MA -- Boston public schools have suspended the distribution of condoms-well some condoms. Specifically, officials will no longer provide, upon request, any condom that is packaged in a wrapper that encourage users to "hump one," advertises...
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Funny story: California High Schools Make A Landmark Decision Regarding Sex Education Classes

California High Schools Make A Landmark Decision Regarding Sex Education Classes

SACRAMENTO, California - The state of California has always prided itself as being in the forefront when it comes to education. California high schools have in recent years gone from concentrating mostly on non-academic activities such as cheerlea...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Preacher Says Sex With 9th Month Pregnant Wife is Fine

Duck Dynasty Preacher Says Sex With 9th Month Pregnant Wife is Fine

We were invited in to hear Preacher Robertson talk to young couples and families. Phil Robertson stated that he was glad to see the three young married couples there with us and that he felt like he should speak out about certain thangs that most...
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Funny story: Periodic Table to be used in Nun sex education lessons

Periodic Table to be used in Nun sex education lessons

The Periodic Table is to be used to teach sex education to Sisters in religious schools. Many nuns, who teach sex chemistry to young adults in The Pope's schools, currently do not understand the workings of the Periodic Table. The table, which is...
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Funny story: Area Wide School Ban On "Twerking" Enacted During Homecoming Season

Area Wide School Ban On "Twerking" Enacted During Homecoming Season

Localtown, USA - An area wide ban on a dance craze called "twerking" has been enacted during homecoming season. School officials have decided that it has gotten so out of hand that even the use of the term "twerk", "twerking", or any variation of i...
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Funny story: University of Tex Ass promotes new academic program

University of Tex Ass promotes new academic program

AUSTIN, TEX ASS - The University of Tex Ass at Austin shocked graduates, alumni, and students' parents with its announcement, printed on the school's 2012 Commencement program, of a new academic program that it has added to its curriculum to honor th...
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Funny story: Oklahoma To Officially Replace The Term Sex Education With The Birds and Bees Education

Oklahoma To Officially Replace The Term Sex Education With The Birds and Bees Education

OKLAHOMA CITY - After a heated debate in which two state senators nearly came to blows, the state of Oklahoma has voted to replace the educational term sex education. State Senator Bella Irene Tannerfrip, 65, [R-Tulsa] stated that the vote came ou...
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Funny story: Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits

Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits

PALO ALTO--In the age of the internet, few things get by the average wise-ass teenager, especially not the secrets of sex and reproduction. So when local 14-year-old Daniel Weatherby correctly guessed his mother's site blocker password to be her cat...
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Funny story: Woman With 2 Vaginas Seeks Man With 2 Penises

Woman With 2 Vaginas Seeks Man With 2 Penises

A one in a million woman with two vaginas is seeking a man with 2 penises. Yes you heard it right a woman with 2 vaginas has discovered she is a little different than the average bear. Hazel Jones was alerted to her difference when a boy friend n...
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Funny story: New Twist for Sex Education

New Twist for Sex Education

A senior Iranian cleric has emphasised the need for women not to dress promiscuously or there would be severe consequences not only for them but for the rest of Iranian society. In a speech made in Tehran, Hoiatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippe...
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Funny story: Recent Die-Offs Force Parents to Search for Alternatives to Explain Sex to Kids

Recent Die-Offs Force Parents to Search for Alternatives to Explain Sex to Kids

Birds are dropping dead at alarming rates. Bee populations continue to dwindle across America as well. In light of these recent die offs, parents who have not yet had "the talk" with their adolescent children are finding it necessary to use another i...
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Funny story: Necrophilia to be taught in schools

Necrophilia to be taught in schools

The government announced today a controversial list of new subjects to be taught in schools in an effort to improve the youth of Britain's sex education. Among the subjects to be added to the new GCSE curriculum will be Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Ex...
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