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Funny story: Mystery planet with huge structure found by boffins

Mystery planet with huge structure found by boffins

An announcement from NASA that the discovery of a possible structure surrounding a planet could be made by Aliens was met with a mixed reaction today. Scientists studying the planet say they have found what appears to be a structure surrounding th...
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Funny story: Child raised on sexually explicit movies grows up to be sex god

Child raised on sexually explicit movies grows up to be sex god

Local teenager Jake Smith is heralded to be outstanding at sex after spending the last ten years of his childhood watching films with strong sexual content. After years of subverting parental controls and sneaking into R-rated films to watch two...
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Funny story: Prime Minister Penned in Piggate

Prime Minister Penned in Piggate

UK Prime Minister Call Me Dave has admitted that he once had sexual intercourse with a pig as part of a game of 'Truth or Dare.' The game was carried out as part of the future prime minister's initiation into the exclusive and infamous 'Knobs Klub...
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Funny story: Sexbots Replace Human Sex Workers

Sexbots Replace Human Sex Workers

A campaign has been launched by the 'Alliance of Human Escorts and Sex Workers' for a ban on robots designed for sexual pleasure. 'Non-humans have made the hard work of flesh and blood sex workers look far too easy', said Union spokesman Tommy Tal...
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Funny story: God save the blond

God save the blond

Warfare has been man's prime idiocy ever since he came to existence. He fought for food, water and pasture; now, fights for petroleum, minerals and markets. Religions have provided esprit de corps to achieve these goals. However, we read in literature, that many men have died in pursuit of sex. Therefore, we may add sex as an impulse to engage in fighting. Nevertheless, nature or whatever uses...
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Funny story: The Meaningless One Night Stand

The Meaningless One Night Stand

A man in Los Angeles has set police on the search for a lady whom he claims has "driven me into deep depression, guilt and self-loathing". For these ailments he is seeking psychiatric counselling and has filed a suit with the notorious legal fir...
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Funny story: Free The Nipple Campaign- Feminists Call for Criminalization of Female Sexualization

Free The Nipple Campaign- Feminists Call for Criminalization of Female Sexualization

The re-emergence of the Free the Nipple Campaign has really taken hold with Feminists around the world especially here in the states. Based on the idea that a woman's nipples are no more offensive than a man's nipples, it has sparked the demand for...
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Funny story: New Man

New Man

Animals, predators or preys, are not ashamed of open mating. Aggressive men have a tendency for raping. However, people normally prefer mating behind closed doors. In backward nations, it is the man who decides when to perform mating. Lubrication does not matter. The desire of the man is so emphasized and respected that should he decide to have intercourse while traveling in sub Sahara along with...
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Funny story: Science Unlocks the Mysteries of Sexual Attraction

Science Unlocks the Mysteries of Sexual Attraction

Science proves what turns men on in women. It seems men check out women along the lines of reproductive fitness assessment. The five winning female traits are. 1. Wide Waist to Hips Ratio. Tarzan thinks: those big hips could pop out a dozen versions of me in a dozen years. I could have my own soccer team. 2. A High Pitched Voice. Tarzan thinks: I could make her squeal like a pig and al...
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Funny story: GQ Poll Shows Women Find Karate Stance Most Sexy

GQ Poll Shows Women Find Karate Stance Most Sexy

Washington, DC - a recent study of 3000 women around the globe, found that nearly three quarters of them found men to be sexiest when standing in a thai-chi, karate stance, regardless of ethnicity. This peeked our sexual curiosity around the offic...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover How to "Turn a Woman On"

Scientists Discover How to "Turn a Woman On"

This is actually for real, an article recently reported in askmen.com. "Touch a woman's arm, give her a hug or make long eye contact with her if you want to increase your chances of turning her on. Show her your caring side, and prove that nice guys can sometimes finish first." So were the latest findings of that august institution devoted to human happiness and freedom ... The Rockefeller U...
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Funny story: Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Des Moines, Iowa - Old Harold Grandy, 76, wasn't know for much in this sleepy little hamlet in western Iowa, but now he can hold his chin up high, as he has been crowned: The Most Romantic Man in America! And for a man who has struggled through the...
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Funny story: Bust Size & Tips

Bust Size & Tips

Every waitress wants TIPS. The American scientist Michael Lynn conducted a study of 482 waitresses at the age of 18 years and older. Waitresses rated themselves and answer the following questions: 1. In what year were you born? 2. What is your bra size? 3. What color is your hair? 4. How big around is your waist? 5. How big around are your hips? 6. How tall are you? 7. How much do you...
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Funny story: Energy Efficient Lighting Improves Sex Lives of Medical Examiners

Energy Efficient Lighting Improves Sex Lives of Medical Examiners

Since 1998 there has been a baby boom among medical examiners and coroners. This, according to experts, coincides with the increased use of CFL and LED lighting. Psychologist believe that the ghastly cyanotic hue of the skin under these lights allows...
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Funny story: Facebook creates new app that tells you when someone is masturbating over your profile picture

Facebook creates new app that tells you when someone is masturbating over your profile picture

Social media giant Facebook announced today that a new app will be on their website that informs users when someone is masturbating over their profile picture. Facebook creator Zuckerberg revealed in a demonstration yesterday in Los Angeles, how...
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Funny story: Earth Women flock to Vulcan

Earth Women flock to Vulcan

Spock's recent funeral in the ancient city of Kir, on the planet Vulcan, drew millions of mourners. In particular, there was a contingent of human females, clad in black Federation mini-dresses, who seemed particularly distraught at the passing of Earth's favorite Vulcan. One woman's lament seemed to typify the sentiment shared by all of the Earth women in attendance: "No man, human, Vulcan, Ro...
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Funny story: One Day Datebots Say No To Oldies

One Day Datebots Say No To Oldies

A spokesman for the Union of One Day Datebots has announced that the escort automatons will no longer accept the custom of older homo sapiens. In a surprise move, the robots have declared that they would deny their service to both mammals over the...
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Funny story: Libido, the Whip, and the Wardrobe - the great works of literature rewritten as erotic fantasies

Libido, the Whip, and the Wardrobe - the great works of literature rewritten as erotic fantasies

Various works of irrelevant fantastical fiction are being recalled to be rewritten as erotica. In the wake of the financial triumph and critical failure of 'mummy-porn' movie Fifty Shades of Grey, publishers have decided to re-publish best-selling...
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