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Funny story: Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Some use their fingers. Some try with their tongues. Some even research it online. However, most men still struggle to find their girlfriend's clitoris. Although one Michigan-man recently take his clit-reconnaissance efforts to a-whole-other...
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Funny story: Cute Missy World 2014 contestants face compulsory sex tests

Cute Missy World 2014 contestants face compulsory sex tests

London - "We've been asked to take off our undies and sit on a photocopier," a peeved Miss Australia said today, "to prove our gender without the rubber glove test." She and 99 other lovelies from all over the world are also being given the option...
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Funny story: "Offended" Woman to Sue

"Offended" Woman to Sue

A 23 year old London woman is to sue British Rail for what she claims is "personal trauma". It seems the woman boarded a subway train on the Bakerloo line on her way home from work. Then a couple of young men seated opposite her made what she cal...
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Funny story: Pope to Take On British Sex Scandal Enquiry

Pope to Take On British Sex Scandal Enquiry

The Pope has accepted the plea from Theresa May, Brittain's Home Secretary, to look into the alleged sex scandals among the British Establishment. 'We do not want someone too close to Brittain' she told a rowdy House of Commons 'The Pope is the id...
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Funny story: Husband hasn't gotten laid since wedding night

Husband hasn't gotten laid since wedding night

A recently married California man reportedly has not gotten laid since his wedding night back in March. The man, who wished to remain anonymous because he still has hopes of one day getting laid again, said his newlywed wife has not seemed the le...
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Funny story: New Zealand - Sex Three Times A Day To Be Made Compulsory

New Zealand - Sex Three Times A Day To Be Made Compulsory

The Hedonist lobby in the New Zealand parliament has gained overall control of the Government with a majority of 69. Recent statistics show that New Zealand's favourite alcopop, "Binge" is going out of fashion with a possible correlation with a reduc...
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Funny story: Limbaugh Hoisted Up On Own Petard

Limbaugh Hoisted Up On Own Petard

Speaking on Ohio State's new sexual assault policy, conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh had his own ideas of what consent to sex means. "How many guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that no means yes if you know how to spot it?...
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Funny story: All Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men

All Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men

Blue Balls, WI - A group of researchers comprised of the best minds in modern physics have directly proved part of Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity as it applies to human existence. The experiment and associated findings are focused on married...
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Funny story: Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Unpaid Sexual Favors

Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Unpaid Sexual Favors

The male community of a small town in Nevada are extremely concerned about a recent lawsuit that has reached the local news. 31 year old Robert Peacock, of Rumsfield, is taking his ex-girlfriend to small claims court with accusations of unpaid sexual...
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Funny story: Post Office Begins Registering Sexual Orientation

Post Office Begins Registering Sexual Orientation

Washington, DC-- The post office has begun a new program to find out information about Americans' sexual orientation. The federal government wants to know how many gay people there are in the country so it can better service sexual minorities. Lett...
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Funny story: Sporting Goods Chain Refuses to Pay for Employees' Boner Pills

Sporting Goods Chain Refuses to Pay for Employees' Boner Pills

Self Righteous Sporting Goods Corporation recently announced that their employee health plan will no longer cover medication for erectile dis-function (ED) unless the employee is married, Christian, and seeking to procreate. The closely-held retail c...
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Funny story: Horizontal Refreshment

Horizontal Refreshment

Sadly, due primarily to a more indolent life style, more and more British men are failing to either sexually satisfy, or get their respective partners pregnant and are generally firing blanks rather than healthy spermatozoon. Such is the seriousne...
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Funny story: Museum celebrates pioneer in fetishwear

Museum celebrates pioneer in fetishwear

The London Museum of Antiquarian Sexology in Bushey is hosting an exhibition of the life and works of Herbert Gimp, Victorian inventor of the gimp mask. Mr Gimp is a little known figure, whose pioneering work in the S&M community paved the way...
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Funny story: Nicole Sherzinger getting all hot and bothered

Nicole Sherzinger getting all hot and bothered

Nicole Sherzinger has been very vocal on our televisions lately. Writhing in pleasure as she delicately slurps down some luxury yoghurts. Moaning in ecstasy as she glides her perfectly manicured fingers through her sleek and shiny lathered up man...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Anchorage - Sardines entering coastal waters off Alaska have once again left a milky substance for miles of Alaskan coastline, causing conservatives to complain about the open display of unwanton sex! "It's just disgusting!" said Sarah Palin, "All...
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Funny story: Last regrets of the dying split down gender lines

Last regrets of the dying split down gender lines

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College published a study today that shows that elderly men and women have very different regrets weighing on their minds as their dying day draws near. Of the women, 38% regret the fact that they didn't say "I love yo...
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Funny story: Guy's One Night Stand Decides To Move In

Guy's One Night Stand Decides To Move In

It was meant to be so simple. So easy. So hassle free. But sex often complicates the simplest of human encounters. Robert Duffy had been going through a bit of a dry spell when he met Melissa Torne in a nightclub Friday night. After 9 months with...
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Funny story: Women To Become More Promiscuous Following US Gun Shooting

Women To Become More Promiscuous Following US Gun Shooting

New proposals by the US Congress are set to reduce laws that discriminate against women that engage in slutty behaviour. The laws are set to pass following the gruesome shooting by Elliot Rodger, a 22 year old virgin that could just never get round t...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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