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Funny story: A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

Television personality Caitlyn Jenner announced yesterday that she is radically broadening her sexual orientation to include a host of other erotic preferences. "I simply had to do it," she said while browsing the 'personal lube' department of Big...
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Funny story: Sex and the Total Solar Eclipse

Sex and the Total Solar Eclipse

In a study to be released on Tuesday, Aug. 22, and simultaneously published in the Journal of the American Medical Association, the Harvard Institute on Human Sexuality will report that children conceived during the maximum point in a total solar ecl...
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Funny story: Putting a gun in "there" during "you-know-what" is not healthy claim sex experts!

Putting a gun in "there" during "you-know-what" is not healthy claim sex experts!

Sodom and Gomorrah, a Biblical fable where people did everything to enjoy their debauched lives is becoming a true story in one English town. During kinky sex games a moronic, sex-mad maniac, pulled out a gun, and tried to "put it in" (ouch!). Luc...
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Funny story: Pakistan is infected with demons

Pakistan is infected with demons

A Pakistani farmer has claimed to have seen the legendary sperm-sucking incubus after it was terrorising his neighbors. The creature was reportedly hunted down by the man, known only as, Mohsin Akhtar Kayani, with a pitchfork when it stalked into...
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Funny story: Highly evolved Germans analyze human sex

Highly evolved Germans analyze human sex

Royal Society- "Human reproductive behavior is a biological process not an ideological one," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans. The MIE are a logical group, deciding their actions on com...
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Funny story: Woman sues beta male lover for pretending to be alpha stud

Woman sues beta male lover for pretending to be alpha stud

Miami, FL - A one-night stand has ended in acrimony and legal action after a woman learned that the dangerous high-flying millionaire she slept with was in fact a lowly service clerk with mommy issues. "I haven't been so pissed off since the last...
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Funny story: Donald Trump intended to fire "Mr Cummy", not the head of the FBI

Donald Trump intended to fire "Mr Cummy", not the head of the FBI

In a bizarre interview with Fox News, Donald Trump has made some astonishing revelations about his sex life, and admitted that James Comey's dismissal was a result of an embarrassing mixup. The President revealed that he has used a number of nickn...
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Funny story: Porn Star sex and sexy shows all

Porn Star sex and sexy shows all

In an exclusive interview with Jimmy Astro, Jane Doe, famed gossiper and celebrity basher, shows all by complaining on national television about peoples money problems. Astro asked her if marriage is part of her agenda any time soon. Her reply w...
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Funny story: Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Hollywood, CA - On Monday's Family Feud show, when the question "what would you say to a man who lives with a transvestite?" came up, Steve Harvey went ballistic when none of the contestants could come up with any responses; all they did was blush an...
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Funny story: Man with New Girl Friend Already Working on Next One

Man with New Girl Friend Already Working on Next One

After mutually agreeing to have a committed relationship with his current girlfriend Sally Besman, Washington, DC man Eli Cummings has gone online to various dating websites in search of his next girlfriend. Mr. Cummings present girlfriend is pr...
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Funny story: Tokyo Unveils 2020 Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Tokyo Unveils 2020 Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Tokyo, Japan - In a move that greatly saddened Hello Kitty lovers across Japan, the Tokyo committee announced on Friday that they have decided to go with two inflatable sex dolls, as the mascots for 2020. Head of the committee, Titzi Wowhi, stated...
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Funny story: Bobby Bush, Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner Determine Clinton-Trump Outcome

Bobby Bush, Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner Determine Clinton-Trump Outcome

First Trump came for the Mexicans, calling them rapists, but in White Republican Households in the suburbs there are very few Mexicans. Then he came after African Americans but there are almost none in the households in question. Then he came after...
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Funny story: Area Feminist Just Wants Aggressively Masculine Man to Grab Her by the Pussy

Area Feminist Just Wants Aggressively Masculine Man to Grab Her by the Pussy

ST. LOUIS, MO - Speaking to reporters on Tuesday, local feminist activist Jessica Bell revealed that all she really, really wants is to be groped by a strange man, preferably one who adheres to rigorously strict gender norms. "Really, the rougher...
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Funny story: 69% of all Americans Approve of Oral Sex

69% of all Americans Approve of Oral Sex

A clinical research study at the Upjohn Downjill University Think Tank has concluded a favorable opinion of oral sex. A diverse collection of information was gathered stating that when asked about sexual gratification and where the subjects found...
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Funny story: Trump Would Abolish Program That Allowed For Melania's Nude Photo Shoots

Trump Would Abolish Program That Allowed For Melania's Nude Photo Shoots

Washington Post -- Donald Trump said today that he wants to end the H-1B visa program. The program is used to bring highly skilled workers into the U.S. needed by such companies that are in the Silicon Valley. In it is a little know provision tha...
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Funny story: Prostitution Booms During RNC

Prostitution Booms During RNC

The worlds oldest and the worlds most odious professions have met in Cleveland and the result has been a windfall for the worlds oldest. Sex worker Lydia Kidder, not her real name, explains why the business for prostitutes was so good this year a...
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Funny story: Charlie Brown Loses Virginity

Charlie Brown Loses Virginity

The sequence of events began innocuously enough, with the Cute Little Red-Haired Girl flashing a shy smile in Charlie Brown's direction as she read the note which he had hidden in her spelling textbook. When the final bell rang, she wasted no time in tucking her gym towel under one arm and taking Charlie by the hand, coyly leading him to a remote corner of the local pumpkin patch. After her...
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Funny story: 'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus

'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus

The 'Fellatio Cafe', set to open in Geneva, Switzerland, by end of the year, will allow its customers to order a coffee before choosing a prostitute on their iPads. Men will have to pay more than £40 for the hot, robust drink and lascivious sex act,...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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