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Funny story: New Zealand - Sex Three Times A Day To Be Made Compulsory

New Zealand - Sex Three Times A Day To Be Made Compulsory

The Hedonist lobby in the New Zealand parliament has gained overall control of the Government with a majority of 69. Recent statistics show that New Zealand's favourite alcopop, "Binge" is going out of fashion with a possible correlation with a reduc...
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Funny story: Limbaugh Hoisted Up On Own Petard

Limbaugh Hoisted Up On Own Petard

Speaking on Ohio State's new sexual assault policy, conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh had his own ideas of what consent to sex means. "How many guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that no means yes if you know how to spot it?...
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Funny story: All Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men

All Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men

Blue Balls, WI - A group of researchers comprised of the best minds in modern physics have directly proved part of Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity as it applies to human existence. The experiment and associated findings are focused on married...
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Funny story: Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Unpaid Sexual Favors

Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Unpaid Sexual Favors

The male community of a small town in Nevada are extremely concerned about a recent lawsuit that has reached the local news. 31 year old Robert Peacock, of Rumsfield, is taking his ex-girlfriend to small claims court with accusations of unpaid sexual...
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Funny story: Post Office Begins Registering Sexual Orientation

Post Office Begins Registering Sexual Orientation

Washington, DC-- The post office has begun a new program to find out information about Americans' sexual orientation. The federal government wants to know how many gay people there are in the country so it can better service sexual minorities. Lett...
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Funny story: Sporting Goods Chain Refuses to Pay for Employees' Boner Pills

Sporting Goods Chain Refuses to Pay for Employees' Boner Pills

Self Righteous Sporting Goods Corporation recently announced that their employee health plan will no longer cover medication for erectile dis-function (ED) unless the employee is married, Christian, and seeking to procreate. The closely-held retail c...
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Funny story: Horizontal Refreshment

Horizontal Refreshment

Sadly, due primarily to a more indolent life style, more and more British men are failing to either sexually satisfy, or get their respective partners pregnant and are generally firing blanks rather than healthy spermatozoon. Such is the seriousne...
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Funny story: Museum celebrates pioneer in fetishwear

Museum celebrates pioneer in fetishwear

The London Museum of Antiquarian Sexology in Bushey is hosting an exhibition of the life and works of Herbert Gimp, Victorian inventor of the gimp mask. Mr Gimp is a little known figure, whose pioneering work in the S&M community paved the way...
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Funny story: Nicole Sherzinger getting all hot and bothered

Nicole Sherzinger getting all hot and bothered

Nicole Sherzinger has been very vocal on our televisions lately. Writhing in pleasure as she delicately slurps down some luxury yoghurts. Moaning in ecstasy as she glides her perfectly manicured fingers through her sleek and shiny lathered up man...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Anchorage - Sardines entering coastal waters off Alaska have once again left a milky substance for miles of Alaskan coastline, causing conservatives to complain about the open display of unwanton sex! "It's just disgusting!" said Sarah Palin, "All...
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Funny story: Last regrets of the dying split down gender lines

Last regrets of the dying split down gender lines

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College published a study today that shows that elderly men and women have very different regrets weighing on their minds as their dying day draws near. Of the women, 38% regret the fact that they didn't say "I love yo...
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Funny story: Guy's One Night Stand Decides To Move In

Guy's One Night Stand Decides To Move In

It was meant to be so simple. So easy. So hassle free. But sex often complicates the simplest of human encounters. Robert Duffy had been going through a bit of a dry spell when he met Melissa Torne in a nightclub Friday night. After 9 months with...
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Funny story: Women To Become More Promiscuous Following US Gun Shooting

Women To Become More Promiscuous Following US Gun Shooting

New proposals by the US Congress are set to reduce laws that discriminate against women that engage in slutty behaviour. The laws are set to pass following the gruesome shooting by Elliot Rodger, a 22 year old virgin that could just never get round t...
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Funny story: Girl In Tight Short Skirt, Fish Net Stockings and Low Cut Top Tired Of 'Sleazy Men' Constantly Hitting On Her

Girl In Tight Short Skirt, Fish Net Stockings and Low Cut Top Tired Of 'Sleazy Men' Constantly Hitting On Her

Nightclubs can be dreadful places for young women. The pathetic pick up lines, the dirty grinding, the ogling eyes of libidinous men. Tracey Crawford is one example of the many female victims that suffer from the crowd of horny young guys every Satur...
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Funny story: Man Shags Susan Boyle In Major Random Act of Kindness

Man Shags Susan Boyle In Major Random Act of Kindness

An average looking man has reportedly carried out the ultimate random act of kindness by having sexual intercourse with Susan Boyle at her most recent gig. The breaking of Boyle's walls is the most recent in a long line of random acts of kindness...
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Funny story: Women Live Longer Than Men Because They Aren't Married To Women

Women Live Longer Than Men Because They Aren't Married To Women

Studies show in a deep part of missouri that indeed, women do in fact live longer than men because they aren't married to women. Donald Trump says he "isn't really surprised" by the news. A local bystander by the name of 'Dick Trickle' says "he f...
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Funny story: Afterlife Sex Shifts To New Topic, Part 5

Afterlife Sex Shifts To New Topic, Part 5

A question about sex in the after life was the first "Question Of The Week" from the planet Sophia 69. The answer can be found in my second and third columns about that planet. An answer to another question, "Why Doesn't The U.S. Government Make manufactures of the Chevrolet Volts and Cobalts Affix Death's Head's To The Doors of The Vehicles?" as been put on hold. The reason given in a commu...
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Funny story: "Well, if I have to tell you" Is Baffling to Most Men

"Well, if I have to tell you" Is Baffling to Most Men

In an intimate romantic relationship between a man and a woman, it is inevitable that at some point the woman will say a sentence that begins with the words "Well, if I have to tell you." Depending on the specific relationship, sentences of this type...
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