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Funny story:  New study reveals economy not improving; older men unable to afford lavish gifts for hot young women

New study reveals economy not improving; older men unable to afford lavish gifts for hot young women

New Study shows signs that economy is still suffering. Evidence suggests that gift-giving by older men to hot-younger women has dropped huge percentage points, perhaps as high as 1/3 from before the recession. Offers of weekend getaways and shopping...
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Funny story:  Nicki Minaj Confesses Women Are Jealous of Her Because She Is A Sex Symbol

Nicki Minaj Confesses Women Are Jealous of Her Because She Is A Sex Symbol

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nicki Minaj sat at a booth with some friends at The Zany Zebra Lounge and kept saying that millions of women are jealous of her. One of the patrons overheard her saying that she is the sexiest female hip hop rap artist in the enti...
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Funny story:  California sex offenders support North Korea

California sex offenders support North Korea

California sex offenders support North Korea's defiant nuclear weapons program amid fears the Communist pariah state is developing a weapon that could strike other parts of the world. In contrast, the outgoing US Defense Secretary said North Korea...
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Funny story:  Rohypnol one of your five-a-day claims offender

Rohypnol one of your five-a-day claims offender

Drink-spiking drug and racoon laxative, Rohypnol, actually counts as one of your five-a-day according to sometimes sex offender, Gavin McCloroform. Gavin, a thirty-eight-year-old dietician from Cardiff, claims the drug is misunderstood and with t...
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Funny story:  Dating App Allows Users to Skip the Talking

Dating App Allows Users to Skip the Talking

Well-known mobile dating application Tinder has slowly begun to loose its users interest. Considered a progressive way to "break the ice", the app quickly sparked interest amongst fourteen to forty-seven year olds, and had 35,000,000 pictures rated...
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Funny story:  University Graduates First Class of Adult Entertainers

University Graduates First Class of Adult Entertainers

PROVIDENCE, RI - "If you do something you love, you will never work another day in your life." Said sexual education professor Nikki Nova in her new office at Brown University. A former professional entertainer herself, Nova realized that many more...
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Funny story:  Study Shows "Leaning In" Not As Effective As "Leaning Over"

Study Shows "Leaning In" Not As Effective As "Leaning Over"

MIAMI- March 30, 2013- A ground-breaking new study from the "Centre for Gender InEquality" has found that women advance most dramatically in the workplace when "Leaning Over" rather than "Leaning In". "Leaning In", a concept recently endorsed by...
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Funny story:  Amanda Bynes Vagina Murdered, She Employs The Cloak of Invisability in Time Square

Amanda Bynes Vagina Murdered, She Employs The Cloak of Invisability in Time Square

Apparently Drake took Amanda Byne up on her offer to murder her vagina. People have come to this conclusion because Amanda was spotted in Times Square and it looks like Drake must have really worked her over because she covered her head up with a...
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Funny story:  America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.

America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.

Television networks chain up the doors, Restaurants fail, photographers go on unemployment, body shops go out of business. Jewelry stays on shelves. A entire industry fails. What could possibly be behind all this chaos? Lindsay Lohan.
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Funny story:  Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes

Everyone knows the Kardashian sisters are close but they have gone from the ridicules to the sublime in their show, "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami". In a recent show Khloe told Kim and Kourtney that if they drank pineapple juice it would make their...
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Funny story:  Delaware Now Requires Condoms To Be Worn At All Times

Delaware Now Requires Condoms To Be Worn At All Times

DOVER, Delaware - The East Coast state of Delaware has just passed a bill that will require all males between the ages of 18 and 48 to wear condoms at all times. According to state spokesperson Pandora P. Hissyheimer, 61, the bill was passed due t...
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Funny story:  Health Alert, "Lawyerish Settlementitus", Infects People Across America.

Health Alert, "Lawyerish Settlementitus", Infects People Across America.

A new malady has been sweeping across America. It seems that when ever someone in America is involved in any kind of accident, they develop a wide range of health problems. The American Health Society became aware of this rash of complaints when o...
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Funny story:  Arkansas To Limit Marital Sex To Three Times Per Month

Arkansas To Limit Marital Sex To Three Times Per Month

LITTLE ROCK - A spokesperson for Arkansas Governor Mike Beebe, has just informed the news media about a new Governor's Directive that will go into effect on Monday, March 25, 2013, at 12:01 a.m. The GD clearly states that from that date forward, m...
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Funny story:  The Super Bowl Committee Has Banned The Jenny McCarthy Commercial For Paul Bunyan Condoms

The Super Bowl Committee Has Banned The Jenny McCarthy Commercial For Paul Bunyan Condoms

NEW YORK CITY - Hollywood celebrity Jenny McCarthy is reportedly fit to be tied after hearing that her 30 second Super Bowl commercial has been dropped from the list of Super Bowl advertisements. According to Clarice Belle Terracutler, an assistan...
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Funny story:  Republicans Announce 'Women's Safety Act of 2013'

Republicans Announce 'Women's Safety Act of 2013'

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) Speaker of the House John Boehner,(R-Hooterville) addressed thousands of chilled but thrilled supporters of abortion prohibition who had gathered along the Mall in frigid weather to attend the annual "March for Life" protest Fri...
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Funny story:  Asian Cup nymphomaniac mice competition

Asian Cup nymphomaniac mice competition

Singapore Expo will be home to the world's best and top breeds of nymphomaniac mice this weekend. The Japanese ornamental mice industry has a worldwide following of passionate enthusiasts, hobbyists and those in this business. These female mi...
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Funny story:  2012 Bad Sex Award Winners Announced

2012 Bad Sex Award Winners Announced

The 2012 Bad Sex Awards have been held in Margate. The awards honour the very worst attempts at eroticism in literature. The winners must have produced truly toe-curling passages of lust - and not in a good way. In third place was a Japanese novel by Fukushita Kanishagi translated into English, called "Mr Roboto's Sexy Fun Time". It is a futuristic love story about a toilet cleaning robot who f...
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Funny story:  Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome

Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome

A married couple from Little Divot are the talk of the village after a dispute left neighbours reaching for their earplugs. Clive and Barbara Peddle, both 45, are well known in the village for their domestic disputes, but locals reckon this is the...
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