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Funny story: Massive U turn as San Francisco votes to reinstate the George W Bush Sewage Plant moniker

Massive U turn as San Francisco votes to reinstate the George W Bush Sewage Plant moniker

Santa Monica Lewinsky, Ca - Originally mooted in 2009 in recognition of Dubya's greatest achievements inside or outside orifice the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant will revert to its proposed commemorative name following a huge new response f...
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Funny story: Frenchman conquers sewers

Frenchman conquers sewers

Paris, France. In emerging, breaking but slightly disjointed news, a Frenchman, Louis De O'dour, has become the first man to navigate the entire household sewer system of every residence in Paris. He completed the journey after four weeks of concentr...
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Funny story: Princess Diana Memorial Fountain gushing raw sewage

Princess Diana Memorial Fountain gushing raw sewage

London - The lavatory seat-shaped water feature is the latest victim of the hosepipe ban after a thick brownish sludge was seen spurting from its hydro-aeration vents. Hype Park officials ordered a shutdown of the main pumping mechanism responsibl...
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Funny story: Raw Sewage Pours From Lake Vostok

Raw Sewage Pours From Lake Vostok

East Antarctica-- Russian scientists drilling into the frozen Lake Vostok may have just made the most disgusting discovery in the history of science. The Russians succeeded drilling into Lake Vostok on February 5th, and expected to find pristine con...
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Funny story: Busted flush: Palm Jumeirah's famous shopping mall to be renamed Golden Shower Mile amid sewer collapse

Busted flush: Palm Jumeirah's famous shopping mall to be renamed Golden Shower Mile amid sewer collapse

Dubai, UAE - Residents of the Oceana billionaire housing complex are sorely pissed as plumbing repairs to their sanitation ground to a halt in the searing 110F tropical heat this week. "The nearest working lavatories are half a mile down the road...
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Funny story: Sewer Workers Gazette

Sewer Workers Gazette

Hello! And welcome to this months edition of our magazine. NEWS. Harry Footslip has finally revealed how he knows which shit belongs to his wife; "My sandwiches are tied to it" Malcom Menial from the Scottish sewer workers confederation has been awarded shit shoveller of the year. Parveet Singh from the Southall sewer section has won the "Name The Izal Toilet Paper" competition. Whe...
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Funny story: Sewage plant in 'free money' giveaway

Sewage plant in 'free money' giveaway

SEWAGE company WaterWaste has joined forces with The Bun to giveaway FREE money. The establishment which celebrates its centenary this year will award the funds to the first 200 readers who write in. "This is no gimmick" insisted CEO Harvey Bob...
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Funny story: Albania is the new Southend

Albania is the new Southend

In travel news, the Monthly Cycle's roving reporter Ulver announces that on her latest sojourn to the former Eastern Bloc, she has found the new Southend on Sea. The Port of Sarande, the Ionian gateway to Albania has it all, sun, sea, sand, pollut...
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Funny story: New eco friendly cars made of used milk bottles and run on recycled sewerage

New eco friendly cars made of used milk bottles and run on recycled sewerage

Tokyo, Japan - the world's leading city in innovation has just released its latest and brightest invention - a car made of used milk bottles which runs on recycled sewerage. The invention is being hailed one of the greatest of all time, perhaps even...
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Funny story: NY cops find children of the sewer

NY cops find children of the sewer

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Detective Urdtien Atereien reports that NY cops arrested a crap load of more than 100 sewer children today. The kids are from 13 to 20 years old. They turned up when cops investigated reports of children biting the butts of peopl...
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Funny story: China claims potty training reduces tourism

China claims potty training reduces tourism

In a recent informal discussion during an elaborate lunch, President Hu Jin Tao, after a huge gin tonic, mentioned that he had received a report related to the problems created by Chinese style toilets. Mr Hu Flungdung said "Apparently it's not t...
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Funny story: Down The Plughole - Economic Boom for Sewer People

Down The Plughole - Economic Boom for Sewer People

It's crunch time on the surface, but for those who live underground it's a different story. Dick Turpin (no relation) has been living in his local sewer for six years. He moved in there one cold winter's evening after his bench was set alight by s...
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Funny story: Raw Sewage Threat to Booming Dubai

Raw Sewage Threat to Booming Dubai

The once-pristine tropical beaches bordering the prestigious Dubai Yacht Club and neighbouring prime tourist hang-outs have recently become swamped in raw sewage. The putrid problem is caused by the illegal dumping of untre...
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Funny story: Waste Not Want Not

Waste Not Want Not

It has been reported that water companies are considering charging for waste not just by volume as it is at the moment but by how solid the waste it since it takes more to break it down and is therefore more costly. Fluid can easily flow and is e...
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Funny story: Sewer Covers - USA's Latest Real Estate Hot Deal!

Sewer Covers - USA's Latest Real Estate Hot Deal!

Sewer covers are going like hot cakes while US real estate sits idly by waiting for the next imaginary bubble. The metal market in the once thriving US of A is about the only thing that is selling. Junkies and former bond traders are stripping Americ...
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Funny story: The George W. Bush Sewerage Plant Of San Francisco

The George W. Bush Sewerage Plant Of San Francisco

On the ballot for the November election in San Francisco, California, is the proposal to rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant, the George W. Bush Sewerage Plant. Over eight thousand signatures have been collected and voting officials ar...
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Funny story: Rampant Sewage Forms Giant Death Lizards in China

Rampant Sewage Forms Giant Death Lizards in China

Today the Chinese government has been found guilty of covering up the deaths of nearly three quarters of a million people caused by rampant pollution.
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Funny story: Fife Sends Dirty Protest to Edinburgh

Fife Sends Dirty Protest to Edinburgh

The ancient Kingdom of Fife is furious over the filth being washed up on its beaches after Edinburgh's flood of sewage poured into the River Forth. Now Fifers have declared a waste war on their Lothian neighbours, bombarding the city with litter,...
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