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Funny story: My Senior Moments for W/E: 2nd September 2012

My Senior Moments for W/E: 2nd September 2012

Monday 27th August 2012: * Up early, medications (all bar water tablets) then did the Spoof diaries for the day. During which I only required four visits to the WC... getting easier now. * Wash, shave sh__, teggies tended to. * Went over to see Stewart, but he was not in, I'd forgot it was Monday, his day at the social centre. (I know... your amazed that I should forget anything) * Set...
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Funny story: Queen's mental decline blamed on bong hit decades

Queen's mental decline blamed on bong hit decades

London - Mental slippage and cognitive retardation have wreaked havoc on HM's sunset years after decades Commonwealth ganja dependence a royal source said today. Palace quacks' insistence on bleeding her with leeches first identified the scale of...
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Funny story: Blueberry diet stops senility

Blueberry diet stops senility

A recent study from nutritionists at the University of Newcastle has shown that a cup of Blueberries every day stops senility in its tracks. Even a very small cup, say doll house sized. Violet Beauregarde, who led the study, initially bred mice th...
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Funny story: Sharing a Senior Moment

Sharing a Senior Moment

An elderly lady actually wrote this letter to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in The Times and this newspaper thanks him most sincerely. Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque a...
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Funny story: Thatcher Dementia Fight Revealed

Thatcher Dementia Fight Revealed

The daughter of former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has spoken for the first time about her mother's struggle with galloping dementia. In her new book, serialised in the Mail on Sunday, Carol Thatcher says she first noticed her mother's me...
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"Pedophilia now, pedophilia tomorrow, pedophilia forever!"

Oh, if only Alabamians could reanimate ol' George Wallace to campaign for Judge Roy Moore.

I can hear him now, roaring to the crowds, "Pedophilia now, pedophilia tomorrow, pedophilia forever!"
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