London - "In addition to destroying insects such as moths and silverfish," the Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon explained, "royal mothballs make useful stovepipe cleaners and snake repellants."
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Former Prime Minister Lady Thatcher has been admitted to a Surrey nursing home The Spoof can exclusively reveal. The 86 year old vintage Tory was chauffeur driven from her plush Pall Mall penthouse to The Michael Foot Home for Political Relics in Eps...
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