There was a scary moment in last night's game between the Ottawa Senators and the Montreal Canadiens. Following a PK Subban slash, Ottawa's Mark Stone collapse on the ice, writhing in pain. He promptly left the ice holding his right wrist.
SANTA FE, New Mexico - State Senator Rosie Wexwillow [R-Albuquerque] has spearheaded a movement that will make the biggest change in New Mexico history.
The very attractive and recently divorced senator from Albuquerque informed the news media tha...
ATLANTA - In a move that many citizens of the Peach State had been wanting for a long time, the Georgia State Senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 47-9 that will change the name of the lifesaving Heimlich Maneuver.
According to Senator Bucki...
Americans, sick of the kowtowing and cowardice of their elected officials in the face of NRA intimidation when voting to defeat even the most reasonable of gun control, have elected to force the Senators to use a small 's' in front of their once prou...
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