Friends of the late Robert Byrd says that a doctor who saw Byrd often blamed the BP Oil Spill for Byrd's death.
"I realize that the Senator was an old Byrd..let me restate that. I realize that Senator Byrd was an old man but he was in fairly good...
"No, that's not it", stated West Virgina's Robert Byrd. "That's not what I meant when I said...I forgot, read it back to me."
"Sir, you stated that 'It's been stalled in committee!'. Which bill were you referring to?"
"Bill, my ass! I'm trying...
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