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Lindsey Graham wants Caitlyn Jenner's vote

Republican Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican Presidential Candidate, stated today, in front of a crowd of 3, that he wants Caitlyn Jenner's vote. Though he's a conservative, he has found it difficult because of his weird political stands, to attr...

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Thad "Cochroach" Cochran Now Considered Lowest Form of Politician

Funny story: Thad "Cochroach" Cochran Now Considered Lowest Form of Politician

Jackson, MS - It now appears that Mississippi Senator Thad Cochran may have cheated and used the lowest of political tactics in his recent Republican primary to hang onto his political power at all costs. Fellow republicans now refer to Thadeus as...

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A Colorado Senator Has Just Become The Proud Owner of A Pot Shop

Funny story: A Colorado Senator Has Just Become The Proud Owner of A Pot Shop

DENVER - One of the most popular state senators in Colorado, Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just announced that he is now the proud owner of a marijuana shop. The senator has just purchased The Weedeaters Weed Shop from its owner had to m...

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American Idol's Clay Aiken Announces He Is Running For Senator of North Carolina

Funny story: American Idol's Clay Aiken Announces He Is Running For Senator of North Carolina

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The singer who received his big break on American Idol back in 2003, has just announced that he plans to run for senator from the state of North Carolina. Aiken, who took second place on American Idol's season two, stil...

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Denver Will Build A 90-Story Building Just From The Taxes On Marijuana

Funny story: Denver Will Build A 90-Story Building Just From The Taxes On Marijuana

DENVER - Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just informed the residents of his hometown that he is excited about an announcement regarding marijuana taxes. Senator Quickdance, who calls himself a bouncing Colorado Baby Boomer, stated that jus...

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Pennsylvania Thinking About Legalizing Marijuana

Funny story: Pennsylvania Thinking About Legalizing Marijuana

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - State Senator Concordia Shillinfeister [R-Pittsburgh] has decided to spearhead a move to legalize cannabis in the Keystone State. Senator Shillinfeister said that after reading several articles on the Internet about the...

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Senator John "The Casanova" Edwards Is Up To His Old Womanizing Habit

Funny story: Senator John "The Casanova" Edwards Is Up To His Old Womanizing Habit

CHAPEL HILL, North Carolina - John Edwards, the notorious womanizer is at it again. The senator from North Carolina has dumped his baby mama Rielle Hunter, 49, for a much younger Danielle King who is only 35. Hunter was a photographer and King...

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Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law

Funny story: Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law

COLUMBUS, Ohio - The state of Ohio has just passed a new law regarding criminal mug shots. State Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle, 43, [D-Cincinnati] spearheaded the law referred to as The Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle Smiling Mug Shot Law, after she was app...

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Oklahoma To Officially Replace The Term Sex Education With The Birds and Bees Education

Funny story: Oklahoma To Officially Replace The Term Sex Education With The Birds and Bees Education

OKLAHOMA CITY - After a heated debate in which two state senators nearly came to blows, the state of Oklahoma has voted to replace the educational term sex education. State Senator Bella Irene Tannerfrip, 65, [R-Tulsa] stated that the vote came ou...

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Missouri Bans Facial Tattoos

Funny story: Missouri Bans Facial Tattoos

JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri - The state known as The Show Me State has just voted to ban the practice of facial tattoos. State Senator Dominic Crackerwine [R-Joplin] stated that the state senate vote was 23-11 in favor of doing away with the facial i...

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White House Conversation About Unmanned Drone Strikes Leaked

Funny story: White House Conversation About Unmanned Drone Strikes Leaked

Washington DC: A Washington DC newspaper has obtained a recording of a White house meeting between President Obama and his National Security Advisor discussing the use of armed unmanned drone aircraft against terrorists. The paper published a transcript. President: What's the latest rationale for unmanned drone strikes? National Security Advisor: Drone strikes are to be used only against ove...

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US Senator Justifies Legitimate Murder

Funny story: US Senator Justifies Legitimate Murder

Republican Senator Atit Again has shocked America with his justification of murder 'if the person wanted it all the time'. The Senator claimed that many people, especially women who were attractive, wanted to be murdered. It was part of a real man...

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West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd, 92, discovered to be slightly dead

Funny story: West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd, 92, discovered to be slightly dead

West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd, 92, was discovered dead in his Senate seat yesterday, explaining his recent string of abstentions when votes were taken but leaving open the age-old question of precisely how to determine a dead Senator from a live one...

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Hearing aids for Democratic Senators

Funny story: Hearing aids for Democratic Senators

A hearing aid company announced today that it was giving state of the art hearing aids to the Democratic delegation in the US Senate. A company spokesman stated the following: "With the uproar going on over health care reform it seems that many...

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Al Franken Wins Election In Iran

Funny story: Al Franken Wins Election In Iran

Tehran, Iran - A judicial recount in Iran has had a very improbable outcome. Minnesota State Senate hopeful, Al Franken, has posted an overwhelming majority over incumbent President Mahmoody Ima Dinnerjacket. Said Franken, "Oh my Allah! I didn't...

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Senator from TenaNissanasee is a real Corker

Funny story: Senator from TenaNissanasee is a real Corker

Samurai Senator Bob Corker from the Japanese car colony of TenaNissanasee helped carjack the bailout of the US auto industry to protect the low wages and no benefits of his state's wage slaves. Corker and other southern aristocrats saw their opportun...

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John Kerry Flip-Flops Again

Funny story: John Kerry Flip-Flops Again

Pittsburgh, PA (Pittsburgh Gazeete) - Former Presidential candidate John Kerry has flip-flopped once again.

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Barack Brings Out Campaign Song

Funny story: Barack Brings Out Campaign Song

Today Senator Barack Obama wrote new words to the Brecht/Weill composition 'The Alabama Song', previously performed by such artistes as The Doors and David Bowie, and here they are:...

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