In an extraordinary Kum Ba Ya moment, the United States Senate passed a bi-partisan bill this morning to reduce their pay and benefits for the duration of the country's financial crisis. It was passed unanimously and was quickly followed by a similar...
OKLAHOMA CITY - After a heated debate in which two state senators nearly came to blows, the state of Oklahoma has voted to replace the educational term sex education.
State Senator Bella Irene Tannerfrip, 65, [R-Tulsa] stated that the vote came ou...
MADISON, Wisconsin - The state known as The Cheese State has just announced that it has just acted on a petition that has been signed by tens of thousands of Wisconsinites.
State Senator Bindy Gladys Fogmund, [R-Milwaukee] noted that a vast majori...
MONTGOMERY, Alabama - After receiving numerous complaints from the state's banjo playing residents, the Alabama state senate acted on the countless complaints complaining about accordion playing.
State Senator Brisker "Tadpole" Tadfeller, 71, [R-M...
JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri - The state known as The Show Me State has just voted to ban the practice of facial tattoos.
State Senator Dominic Crackerwine [R-Joplin] stated that the state senate vote was 23-11 in favor of doing away with the facial i...
BISMARCK, North Dakota - The state's senior ranking senator, Tabor H. Fishfield [D-North Dakota] has managed to push through his latest state bill.
Senator Fishfield, who turned 80, on Valentine's Day, was successful in getting the bill known as T...
CARSON CITY, Nevada - The Nevada State Legislature has just voted to ban the cosmetic practice of botoxing.
Senator Leelo Henrietta Faltenskyler, 51, who spearheaded the bill, expressed the fact that after much deliberation a vote was taken and th...
LITTLE ROCK - In a historic move, the Arkansas state legislature has voted 34-1 to outlaw atheism within the state.
Senator Stubblefield P. Bootneck, 49, of Monticello stated to Political Salad Bar Magazine that the issue was voted on to show the...
Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the kind of conservative who listens to Ronald Reagan's speeches while watching Fox News at the gun range.
Today's hero of freedom is Tennessee's State Congressman Stacey Campfield. Stacey is the kind of man (you read that right! Totally a dude named Stacey) who has big ideas. One of his first big ideas was that AIDS in only a gay thing.
TOPEKA - After a heated debate that lasted six hours, the Kansas State Senate has voted 21 to 19 to prohibit the use of the French sexual term Ménage à Trois.
Senator Agatha Tarbutton, 71, of Wichita, initially made the proposal after she was at a...
DES MOINES - The senate of the state of Iowa has finally passed a bill that was first proposed two months ago.
State Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow, 53, of Sioux City, introduced the bill which is listed as TW Bill 01 (Tongue Wrestling Bill 0...
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti - Word out of the tiny Caribbean country of Haiti is that the Haitian senate has just overwhelmingly voted to change the name of their country.
Haitian senator Justin Chardonnay told the news media that the senate had been de...
MONTPELIER, Vermont - The Vermont state senate has just voted on a music bill which is the first of its kind in the entire United States.
Congressman Cooperton Blizzardbinster, 68, told the news media that after every state congressman received hu...
Facebook vigilante, Bobby D. Foster's has struck yet another Senator.
The unprovoked Facebook comment reads as follows:
Dear Senator Manchin,
I just wanted to inform you that I am quite disappointed that your chin is not as manly as you name suggests. Have a nice day.
-BDF
The Senator has reportedly not shown up to a single congressional session since he read the post last Thursday.
A bill explicitly stating that citizens will be allocated 1 second of free speech for every $10,000 of pre-taxable income they earn per year has made its way through the Senate subcommittee process. The following is a transcript of the final hearing.
2012
A BILL TO CODIFY, GUARD, AND BOLSTER FREE SPEECH RIGHTS IN THE UNITED STATES
HEARING
BEFORE THE
SUBCOMMITTEE ON THE CONSTITUTION,...
Congratulations! Your fresh out of collage, and you have decided to embark on a career as a Capitol Hill lobbyist. One of many things that you must always keep forefront in your mind is that you are joining the ranks of an exclusive prestigious club where access is earned through hard work and using your head. There is much to be gained if you are up to the task at hand.
The people who you wil...
According to eye witnesses, it was a scene like never before witnessed in US Senate history. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) observers noted over the years looks very similar to a chipmunk had actually morphed into a giant a rodent right before...
JACKSON, Mississippi - The state of Mississippi Senate has stated that in an effort to avoid what has occurred in Sanford, Florida, they will be enacting a state senatorial directive.
Mississippi State Senatorial Directive T-17003 is to take effec...