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Funny story: The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

TOPEKA, Kansas - After the governor of Kansas received several petitions asking that marijuana be legalized in the state he decided to put the matter into the hands of the Kansas Senate. State Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita], staunchly opp...
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Funny story: Senate Democrats Put Themselves on Endangered Species List

Senate Democrats Put Themselves on Endangered Species List

WASHINGTON, DC - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid introduced a bill in the US Senate this morning, assigning Democrats to the Endangered Species List. The bill was hastily submitted after Republican David Jolly won a closely watched special elect...
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Funny story: Senate Slumber Party Disrupted by Obnoxious Junior Senators

Senate Slumber Party Disrupted by Obnoxious Junior Senators

Washington D.C.-A United States Senate slumber party was disrupted and nearly canceled altogether when what started out as a pleasant evening, filled with erstwhile discussions and fun-filled moments, quickly turned sour, thanks to the obnoxious beha...
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Funny story: Italy Outlaws The Use of The Word Mafia

Italy Outlaws The Use of The Word Mafia

ROME - Pasquale Pettigolezzo, a reporter with The Daily Vino has just stated that Italy has passed a law that it says it should have passed years ago. Pettigolezzo said that the Italian Senate voted unanimously to ban the use of the word Mafia.
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Funny story: A Colorado Senator Wants To Make The Marijuana Plant The State's Official Plant

A Colorado Senator Wants To Make The Marijuana Plant The State's Official Plant

DENVER - Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has already become one of the most popular senators in the Rocky Mountain State. And now he may be bucking for a shot at possibly entering the 2016 Democratic Presidential Race. Senator Quickdance ha...
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Funny story: West Virginia Votes To Change The 9-1-1 Emergency Number

West Virginia Votes To Change The 9-1-1 Emergency Number

CHARLESTON, West Virginia - State Senator Marlene W. Pillwater [D-Philippi] has just announced that the state senate has passed a bill which will change the 9-1-1- emergency number. Senator Pillwater said that after a heated debate on the senate f...
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Funny story: Colorado Votes To Give Marijuana Farmers A Tax Break

Colorado Votes To Give Marijuana Farmers A Tax Break

DENVER - Colorado State Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] spearheaded a state bill to give the state's thousands of marijuana farmers a tax break. The bill easily passed by a vote of 31-4. Senator Quickdance stated that the marijuana industry...
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Funny story: American Idol's Clay Aiken Announces He Is Running For Senator of North Carolina

American Idol's Clay Aiken Announces He Is Running For Senator of North Carolina

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The singer who received his big break on American Idol back in 2003, has just announced that he plans to run for senator from the state of North Carolina. Aiken, who took second place on American Idol's season two, stil...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Makes A Political Statement

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Makes A Political Statement

MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson, the patriarch of the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame, says that he feels that he has now become as popular as Peyton Manning, Ryan Seacrest, George Clooney, and even Regis Philbin. He revealed to local rep...
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Funny story: Pennsylvania Thinking About Legalizing Marijuana

Pennsylvania Thinking About Legalizing Marijuana

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - State Senator Concordia Shillinfeister [R-Pittsburgh] has decided to spearhead a move to legalize cannabis in the Keystone State. Senator Shillinfeister said that after reading several articles on the Internet about the...
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Funny story: Mary Cheney Explains Why Her Sister Liz Cheney Has Dropped Out Of The Wyoming Senate Race

Mary Cheney Explains Why Her Sister Liz Cheney Has Dropped Out Of The Wyoming Senate Race

NEW YORK CITY - Liz Cheney, daughter of former Vice-President Dick "WMD" Cheney, has decided to drop out of the Wyoming Senate race. She expalined to GOPicky Magazine that she feels that it is just not the right time for her to hold public office.
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Funny story: Mississippi Names McDonald's Big Mac As The Official State Food

Mississippi Names McDonald's Big Mac As The Official State Food

JACKSON, Mississippi - The state of Mississippi is proud to disclose that it has just passed a vote in the Mississippi State Senate making The McDonald's Big Mac the official state food. Senator Roy LeRoy Witchboro [R-Pascagoula] commented that th...
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Funny story: Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

BOSTON - Massachusetts State Senator Ambrose B. Tamburello [R-Chicopee] led a movement to ban Tootsie Roll Pops from being sold anywhere in the state of Massachusetts. After a highly heated argument the vote was taken and the Anti-Tootsie Roll Bil...
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Funny story: Rhode Island Is Considering The Prohibiting of Motorcycle Traffic Between 1 PM and 8 AM

Rhode Island Is Considering The Prohibiting of Motorcycle Traffic Between 1 PM and 8 AM

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - The Rhode Island State Senate is currently debating the matter of restricting motorcycle traffic within the state. Senator Pearl P. Dafty [R-Providence] informed the news media that Rhode Island is basically a very nice,...
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Funny story: The State of New Mexico Is Making A Tremendous Change

The State of New Mexico Is Making A Tremendous Change

SANTA FE, New Mexico - State Senator Rosie Wexwillow [R-Albuquerque] has spearheaded a movement that will make the biggest change in New Mexico history. The very attractive and recently divorced senator from Albuquerque informed the news media tha...
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Funny story: Iowa Bans The Texting Of Curse Words

Iowa Bans The Texting Of Curse Words

DES MOINES, Iowa - The vast majority of Iowa citizens overwhelmingly agreed that the use of curse words in texting had gotten out of hand. A group from Des Moines calling itself The Just Say No To (Expletive) Texting went all the way to the Iowa s...
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Funny story: Mississippi Rejects The Bill That Would Have Banned Condoms

Mississippi Rejects The Bill That Would Have Banned Condoms

JACKSON, Mississippi - The senate of the state of Mississippi has just voted down a very controversial proposal. State Senator Roy LeRoy Witchboro [R-Pascagoula] spoke with National Focus Magazine and said that the debate on banning condoms within...
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Funny story: Republican House And Senate Members To Burn Healthcare Insurance Cards

Republican House And Senate Members To Burn Healthcare Insurance Cards

In a surprising move, to demonstrate they are sincere about: holding back the debt-ceiling, dismantling ObamaCare, and shutting down the government, Republican House and Senate members are planning to gather at the foot of the Lincoln Memorial, simul...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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