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Funny story: Drinking semen proves to fight disease, but how much is "gay"

Drinking semen proves to fight disease, but how much is "gay"

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a recent study conducted at the University of San Francisco, researchers have determined that the consumption of human semen fights off diseases ranging from the common cold to cancer. Ralph Patterson, a freshman at USF...
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Funny story: The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...
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Funny story: The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom--his very name spells disaster. Not surprisingly, this gray-armored, green-robed, hoodie-clad supervillain remains one of Marvel Comics' most popular bad guys ever--so popular, in fact, that he is often soon retired after appearing, for an issue of two, usually in The Fantastic Four, the comic book that showcased his origin, for fear that he will eclipse the superheroes he fights. Not the...
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Funny story: Chad Smear - Animal Inseminator

Chad Smear - Animal Inseminator

Chad Smear, 44, works as an animal inseminator, and has been trying to encourage more people to follow him into the profession. It is a tough job, he says, but rewarding and with plenty of perks. This week, he is travelling to Peru, with a consignment of 7 gallons of llama semen. This is a typical week for Chad. "Oh yes," he says, "I have to collect the semen, bottle the semen, transfer the sem...
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Funny story: Woman Suspected Of Semen Attacks: Denies It's Hers

Woman Suspected Of Semen Attacks: Denies It's Hers

Authorities in Maryland say a woman accused of squirting semen onto two male shoppers has been linked to three more cases. The lady who was arrested and charged with spraying the fluid on a shopper at a Giant Food store said that she has volunteer...
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Funny story: Spunky Seaman Survives 40 Days on Spunk, Semen

Spunky Seaman Survives 40 Days on Spunk, Semen

PAPUA, New Guinea -- A totally spent man who survived a 40-day ordeal arrived safely in Honiara yesterday, said authorities. Peter Chisolm, a retired naval officer from East New Britain, was lost for nearly six weeks before being found by villager...
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Funny story: Scientists make 'artificial life'

Scientists make 'artificial life'

Scientists in the US have succeeded in developing the first synthetic living cell. The researchers copied an existing bacterial genome. They sequenced its genetic code and then used "synthesis machines" to chemically construct a copy. Affectionat...
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Funny story: New Sex Study Reveals Semen In the Crossfire

New Sex Study Reveals Semen In the Crossfire

SAN DIEGO, California - Researchers have long known that sex can be fun, that people who have sex often tend to live longer, healthier lives, and that sexually active men have healthier sperm. What researchers did not know is that the collection o...
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Funny story: Jizz Bomber Arrested

Jizz Bomber Arrested

Potential jizz bomber Fred 'the Ted' Holden was arrested this morning on Cambridge Heath Road in London, by Bethnal Green tube station. Holden was suspected of undermining National Breast Appreciation Day by planting jizz bombs wherever bare breas...
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Funny story: Confectioner Releases new candy "Semen Squares"

Confectioner Releases new candy "Semen Squares"

Tasty Treats Inc. held a Press release stating that they will be intrducing a new candy called "Semen Squares" Made from the semen of healthy and fit 18-23 year old boys mixed with sugar and marshmellow. In the brief press statement Tasty Treats I...
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Funny story: Suspicious Powder Found in Letters

Suspicious Powder Found in Letters

ICELAND - Suspicious letters containing a white substance addressed to local straight men were intercepted in at least six places on Monday, but tests indicated the white stuff in five of them was dried sperm. The letters were reported in Alaska,...
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Funny story: Sperm Modified to Include Calorie Counter

Sperm Modified to Include Calorie Counter

Scientists have today announced that human sperm can be genetically modified to include nutritional information and a calorie counter. The breakthrough follows years of abstinence by women who claim that sperm is fattening.
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Funny story: Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Following a recent report by a respected male physicist into the cancer beating properties of breast milk, men all over the world are beating a path to local hospitals in a bid to buy gallons of the white stuff.
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Funny story: FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

Washington, DC - The Food and Drug Administration today declared that cloned and other genetically modified livestock are "probably" fit for human consumption.
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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