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Self-defence class for cross dressers ends in tragedy

Funny story: Self-defence class for cross dressers ends in tragedy

It was a classic case of it seemed like a good idea at the time when Ollie Cromwell started his self-defence class for cross dressers. "Cross dressers get physically assaulted more than any other group," said Cromwell. "Women have had self-defence...

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Brown staff to learn martial arts skills

Funny story: Brown staff to learn martial arts skills

Staff at 10 Downing Street are to take classes in the martial art Krav Maga to protect themselves from an increasingly violent and embittered prime minister. One senior aide was taken to hospital with a crushed laryrx yesterday after Brown finger...

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Peter Andre Implodes On Live TV

Funny story: Peter Andre Implodes On Live TV

Estranged husband of jungle 'celebrity' Katie Price, Peter Andre this evening made a complete and utter twat of himself on the BBC's annual 'Children In Need' appeal. Singing in a squeaky high-pitched voice, Andre declared that his love was 'Uncon...

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Frank Warren turns down Gerrard as only 1 in 3 punches land

Funny story: Frank Warren turns down Gerrard as only 1 in 3 punches land

Liverpool: Warren pulls out of promoting Gerrard fight with Becks as news emerges from a packed Liverpool Crown Courtroom that Steven Gerrard had allegedly thrown three punches, yet only one hit the defendant, during the fight that led to his charg...

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Have-A-Go-Hero Self Defence Law To Be Extended

Funny story: Have-A-Go-Hero Self Defence Law To Be Extended

Gordon Brown has announced that he plans to extend the law on self-defence, giving hordes of have-a-go-heroes even more confidence to have a go, says a report out today.

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