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Funny story: Brown staff to learn martial arts skills

Brown staff to learn martial arts skills

Staff at 10 Downing Street are to take classes in the martial art Krav Maga to protect themselves from an increasingly violent and embittered prime minister. One senior aide was taken to hospital with a crushed laryrx yesterday after Brown finger...
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Funny story: Peter Andre Implodes On Live TV

Peter Andre Implodes On Live TV

Estranged husband of jungle 'celebrity' Katie Price, Peter Andre this evening made a complete and utter twat of himself on the BBC's annual 'Children In Need' appeal. Singing in a squeaky high-pitched voice, Andre declared that his love was 'Uncon...
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Funny story: Frank Warren turns down Gerrard as only 1 in 3 punches land

Frank Warren turns down Gerrard as only 1 in 3 punches land

Liverpool: Warren pulls out of promoting Gerrard fight with Becks as news emerges from a packed Liverpool Crown Courtroom that Steven Gerrard had allegedly thrown three punches, yet only one hit the defendant, during the fight that led to his charg...
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Funny story: Have-A-Go-Hero Self Defence Law To Be Extended

Have-A-Go-Hero Self Defence Law To Be Extended

Gordon Brown has announced that he plans to extend the law on self-defence, giving hordes of have-a-go-heroes even more confidence to have a go, says a report out today.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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