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Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs

Funny story: Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs

Pittsburgh, PA-Justin Bieber, who recently joined the Pittsburgh Steelers in their Bible study meeting, was reportedly wanted by the NFL after pelting the Steelers' latest opponents, the New York Jets, with eggs during their post-halftime huddle.

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Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

Funny story: Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In 1864, Congress allowed each state to contribute two statues of prominent citizens to be displayed in the building's Statuary Hall. There were only two qualifications: the citizens to be so "honored" had to be white and ma...

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Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

Funny story: Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber was in New York visiting the Statue of Liberty. He said that as a young boy growing up in Canada he always dreamed of seeing the big old gal. As he was touring the statue's head he was asked by a reporter how he was f...

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Justin Bieber's Mom Is Thinking About Disowning Him

Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mom Is Thinking About Disowning Him

LOS ANGELES - Pattie Mallette says that after just one week at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic she is feeling a bit better. Mallette checked herself into the clinic due to the continuing immature behavior of her son pop idol Justin Bieber.

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Fake Selena Gomez Sonogram Is Believed To Have Been Photoshopped By Rush Limbaugh

Funny story: Fake Selena Gomez Sonogram Is Believed To Have Been Photoshopped By Rush Limbaugh

LOS ANGELES - The Selena Gomez sonogram that was seen around the world has proved to have been a fake. The sonogram which was allegedly taken at Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital in Los Angeles clearly showed that Gomez was pregnant with twin...

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Send Each Other Sexy Pics & Videos

Funny story: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Send Each Other Sexy Pics & Videos

While they are working away from each other Stars Justin Bieber and Selena send each other some very sexy pics, showing only a few lame ones to the press just to keep things interesting. "You should see the ones they don't put out there", we were...

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Selena Gomez Said Justin Bieber Begged Her To Return To Him In Order To Avoid Being Deported

Funny story: Selena Gomez Said Justin Bieber Begged Her To Return To Him In Order To Avoid Being Deported

NEW ORLEANS - Selena Gomez has said that she has always loved performing in The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She added that part of the reason is because backstage the venue always has a great array of Cajun and Creole food which she says she can...

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Selena Gomez Gets Back With Justin Bieber For The 7th Time - Taylor Swift Says The Girl Will Never, Ever Learn

Funny story: Selena Gomez Gets Back With Justin Bieber For The 7th Time - Taylor Swift Says The Girl Will Never, Ever Learn

DIME BOX, Texas - Selena Gomez is becoming known as the younger version of Katy Perry. Perry entered into a relationship with John Mayer three times and three times she got her cute looking butt dumped by the man known as "The Player" Mayer. An...

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Justin Bieber throws tantrum at deposition

MIAMI VICE, FL - Teen idol and wannabe bad boy Justin Bieber, 20, was grilled during a four-hour deposition in which he was asked whether he sent one of his "tough guys" to attack a photographer last year. "I don't recall," the Biebs said. The pop star was then asked whether Selena Gomez had ever seen him in a "scuffle" with the paparazzi. "Don't mention that b****'s name to me!" the singer sob...

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Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Nothing But History To Her

Funny story: Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Nothing But History To Her

LOS ANGELES - There are reports floating around LaLaLand that Justin Bieber is hoping that Selena Gomez will agree to get back together with him. A close friend of Bieber's stated that it is really all just a ploy by the Biebs in order to try and...

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Selena Gomez: Anyone Who Goes With Justin Bieber is Nuts, Including Me!

Funny story: Selena Gomez: Anyone Who Goes With Justin Bieber is Nuts, Including Me!

Just after Justin Bieber told all the Press people that his big birthday bash on March First was not for Selena Gomez, she had a few choice words for him in return! "Nope, she won't be here", a Source told us. "She's not on the list." But when...

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Dairy Queen's New Snowzilla Blizzard™ Has Taken Off

Funny story: Dairy Queen's New Snowzilla Blizzard™ Has Taken Off

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The tremendous snowstorms that have struck the United States have taken a toll on the ice cream business as noted by Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine. Tucker spoke with Dairy Queen spokesperson Columbus Vee and...

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Selena Gomez Talks About Justin Bieber and Her Stay At A Rehab Clinic

Funny story: Selena Gomez Talks About Justin Bieber and Her Stay At A Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Pop singer Selena Gomez has spoken about her recent two-week stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. She talked with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that the stress from all of the media questions about her...

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Miley Cyrus Wants For President Obama To Give Justin Bieber Another Chance Before He Deports Him To Canada

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Wants For President Obama To Give Justin Bieber Another Chance Before He Deports Him To Canada

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus was sitting in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her hair colored when her hair stylist FuFi Fondue asked her what she thought about Justin Bieber possibly getting sent back to Canada. Miley became very sad and she said t...

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Taylor Swift: Hey Justin Bieber Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Butt On Your Way Out Loser!

Funny story: Taylor Swift: Hey Justin Bieber Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Butt On Your Way Out Loser!

LOS ANGELES - Taylor Swift has still not forgotten several of the childish pranks that Justin Bieber played on her. She recalled the incident where Bieber called her up pretending to be Michelle Obama and invited her to spend a whole week at the W...

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Justin Bieber Confesses He Is One Hell Of A Mess

Funny story: Justin Bieber Confesses He Is One Hell Of A Mess

HOLLYWOOD - A close friend of Justin Bieber who did not want his name mentioned has commented that Justin told him that he has no idea what the hell is going on with him. Bieber confided to the friend that he is one hell of a mess and he feels tha...

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Justin Bieber Asks Demi Lovato Out On A Date

Funny story: Justin Bieber Asks Demi Lovato Out On A Date

HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber is very worried that he is going to get deported back to his beloved Canada now that he has been arrested in the Plywood State (Florida). The pop singer recently confided to Ellen DeGeneres that he does not want to go bac...

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Justin Bieber Admits He Fantasizes About Taylor Swift

Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits He Fantasizes About Taylor Swift

TARZANA - Justin Bieber traveled to Tarzana to meet with Dr. Ottoman Buxton, a highly-respected therapist. Bieber confessed that Dr. Buxton had been recommended to him by Charlie Sheen who said that Dr. B had done wonders for him, his career, his...

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