The following conversation took place recently between this reporter and a spokesperson for the R.A. after that organization took the controversial step of imposing a limit of eight years (two presidential terms) on any television series.
Reporter: Why did you do this?
RA: The constitution sets a limit of two four-year terms for anyone to occupy that office. It's worked out fairly well.
Peanut Choking Horror - Who said airline snacks are safe? Not Mr. Fred Flatula, who stated, "I did not realize that one peanut could mean the difference between life and oblivion."
Turnaround Airlines say, "Our peanuts are as safe as anyone else'...
July 5, 1989: President Reagan was retired to California, Bush 41 hadn't yet unleashed his son, the Antichrist, on us. Mel Blanc, Laurence Olivier and Ferdinand Marcos were still among the living -barely- and "Seinfeld", a show starring hip, young co...
So much for the remaining sugary myth of the ever perfect Al Gore and his College Sweetheart Tipper living in matrimonial bliss for 40 years. It turns out that for the last two years the noxious carbon footprint was unable to 'curb his enthusiasm'...
New York, NY - It would be silly to think that no one has noticed the helter-skelter schedule the new show on NBC The Marriage Ref keeps. The show's executive producer, Jerry Seinfeld, may just be behind that schedule, working the angles in such...
In an article in The Drudge News three weeks ago, it was reported that the actor Jason Alexander was in a bicycle- boat collision. It turned out to be a bicycle-car collision!
Drudge apologized this morning as more facts have become available.
The most original situation comedy ever is to be revived, a spokesperson for NBC told a delighted world today. But, he warned, there will be one or two differences.
A shock poll conducted amongst readers of Funny TV Magazine has voted Seinfeld the least amusing thing on TV.
Baldy singer Brittany Spears will play the Statue of Liberty in a new Hollywood movie being produced by Wampa Brothers.
LOS ANGELES - Following the brouhaha ensuing from Michael Richards' comedy club tirade which was richly laced with the "N-word," Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, the Seinfeld series owner and distributor, has announced it will edit the...
Michael Richards recently shocked the audience at LA's Laugh Factory. The former Seinfeld funny man was doing his stage act, when he was heckled by spectators. That's when things took a weird turn. Richards responded in what can only be called a bizarre tirade of racial slurs. As the audience gasped, and murmered "Oh my God" under their breath, Kramer continued his rant, pushing...
Jerry Seinfield, on-screen neighbor of Kramer (Micheal Richards) told Seinfeld fans after Richards (Kramer) 'went plum looney' in a comedy club and all but donned a KKK robe and burned a cross in the middle of the comedy club singing KUNTE KI...
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