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Melania Trump Hires Official Pussy Holder

Funny story: Melania Trump Hires Official Pussy Holder

Melania Trump is a busy woman and as First Lady does not have a lot time to deal with the day to day activities of First Lady. Eyes opened though when she recently announced the position of "Official Pussy Holder". "I said holder not GRABBER," sai...

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Christmas Sofa Sales - Trojan Furniture Alert

Funny story: Christmas Sofa Sales - Trojan Furniture Alert

A security alert has been issued this morning after several incidences of armed extremists taking over households have been reported to police. The alert only affects sofas, beds and Ottomans purchased between Christmas and the new year. The extr...

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Several Members of John Kerry's Security Detail Drop Dead From Boredom

Jerusalem - Most people would assume that working in a Secret Service position for a high ranking government official would be one of the most adrenaline-filled, exciting jobs one could ever have. But when that high ranking government official ha...

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Heartbleed marketing gets underway - catastrophe to be announced shortly

Funny story: Heartbleed marketing gets underway - catastrophe to be announced shortly

The Heartbleed Bug, a fault in the security system used by many Internet sites, has become a major global brand due to the slick marketing used to get its message across. Early adoption of a funky logo and hysterical rhetoric in the press has quickl...

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Facebook Adjusted the Settings Again!

Facebook is at it again! Even with the highest restrictions put in place, Facebook has adjusted one woman's settings so her boss's wife's sister from fifteen hundred miles away could read a post that the shop was going to be closed because everyone...

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The #1 Ranked Florida State Seminoles Clobber The Duke Blue Devils 45-7

Funny story: The #1 Ranked Florida State Seminoles Clobber The Duke Blue Devils 45-7

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The Seminoles of Florida State went on the warpath as they crushed the Duke Blue Devils 45-7 in The Dr. Pepper ACC Football Championship Game. The Seminoles are still undefeated with a 13-0 record. The game had to be ha...

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Some Black Friday Shoppers Don't Pussy Foot Around

Funny story: Some Black Friday Shoppers Don't Pussy Foot Around

NEW YORK CITY - An NYPD policeman said that he has been a police officer for 14 years. Officer Dwayne Peckashevski, 39, said that he has been working security on Black Friday at various department stores for the past 10 years and he has never seen...

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George Orwell Returns from the Dead to Sell More Books

Funny story: George Orwell Returns from the Dead to Sell More Books

Commuters at Grand Central Station received the shock of a lifetime last night: George Orwell selling and signing copies of his books, right near the big clock in the terminal. "Ya gotta strike while the iron is hot," Orwell told the crowd, e...

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JFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps

Funny story: JFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps

Confronted with the evidence (photos of napping on the job), the security guards had a variety of responses about their behavior, when interviewed by reporter Gail Farrelly from TheSpoof.com. Here's a sample: -- "I catch a few winks during the slow hours, so that I'm ready to be extra vigilant during the busy ones." -- "Sleeping isn't allowed on the job? Really? I have to check this...

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US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!

Funny story: US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!

Unprecedented security measures at this week's Bilderbog bash near Watford have failed to stop US radio host Alex Jones from finding a way in. Mr Jones, though eventually caught and promptly thrown out managed to spend nearly hours inside the grou...

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Joan Rivers Thrown Out of Anger Management Classes For Being Too Angry

Funny story: Joan Rivers Thrown Out of Anger Management Classes For Being Too Angry

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers AKA The Queen of Mean has just revealed a startling fact. The 79-year-old told Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that back in March she was thrown out of an anger management class due to the fact that her instructor sai...

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Katie Holmes Says She's Giving Up Acting

Funny story: Katie Holmes Says She's Giving Up Acting

NEW YORK CITY - The ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, has vowed to give up the silver screen and move on to another career field. Holmes, recently spoke with Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle at a Shanghai Sue's Sushi Sandwich Shop in Manhat...

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Rhode Island Places Strict Restrictions On Attack Hamsters

Funny story: Rhode Island Places Strict Restrictions On Attack Hamsters

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - According to recent government studies, the state of Rhode Island has more hamsters than any other state in the entire United States. Professor Saxton B. Funderburken, head of the Agriculture Department at Chicken of the...

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Little Divot Council Offices Vanish

Funny story: Little Divot Council Offices Vanish

Police in the once sleepy village of Little Divot are investigating an outrageously bold piece of thieving. At 9am this morning it was discovered that the local council offices, which also houses the mayors chambers, had disappeared. Mayor of L...

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Trouble remembering your password? There's an app for that

Funny story: Trouble remembering your password? There's an app for that

One of the major problems with iPhones is remembering the lock code. Was it a swoosh or a sweep? Up and down or across. Several apps have been proposed to get around the problem, but none of them are satisfactory. Now, Quipper Apps have launched Gait...

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Junkies target the over sixties

Funny story: Junkies target the over sixties

Police have asked the aged and generally over sixties to improve security on their homes after a spate of burglaries have targeted this vulnerable section of society. "Now that pharmacies have stupendous security," said Police Inspector Gadget, "d...

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PM Orders More Troops To Olympic Village Following Friday's Security Breach!

Funny story: PM Orders More Troops To Olympic Village Following Friday's Security Breach!

The Prime Minister has ordered two hundred additional troops to be deployed at London's Olympic Village as a result of the now confirmed breach of security there last Friday night when a black cat somehow managed to slip iundetected into the main Oly...

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Pound shop security guards to fill in at the Olympics

Funny story: Pound shop security guards to fill in at the Olympics

With G4S's massive shortfall in security personnel for the Olympics, pound shops up and down the nation have given permission for their security guards to step in and fill the breach. "They're very good," said Quid Pro Quo owner, Jeremy Stirling.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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