GRAND RAPIDS, MI - Three pigs were found dead this morning at Goody Pig Productions of Grand Rapids, MI. Human flu has been officially confirmed as the cause of death in all three cases. Michigan pig producers have been advised to take necessary st...
AUSTIN, Texas - Country music icon, Willie Nelson, 75, has been named by president-elect Barack Obama to be the new secretary of agriculture.
Obama told CNN's Anderson Cooper, "Look Andy, there is no one in the United States who is more qualified...
(Hooterville) In a move to strengthen his cabinet, President Bush nominated Hooterville's favorite son, Arnold ZIffel, as the new Secretary of Agriculture.
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