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Trump Changes Secret Service in Order to Save Money

Funny story: Trump Changes Secret Service in Order to Save Money

President Donald Trump has just issued an executive order to replace his entire Secret Service with Disney characters. He signed the order in Disneyland's Cinderella Castle today at 10:00 AM eastern time. Trump made the executive order to cut d...

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Former Eastern European Prostitutes to Improve Lives as Future Secret Service Agents

With concerns among liberals of mass deportations in the near future, a surprise announcement was made today by the White House staffing officials concerning an approved influx of legal immigrants coming to the United States. Described in the pre...

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Trump Fires Overly Polite Secret Service Agent

Funny story: Trump Fires Overly Polite Secret Service Agent

Washington, DC - A Secret Service Agent was summarily dismissed yesterday after offering Donald J. Trump assistance. The incident occurred while Trump was walking down wet slippery stairs of Air Force One. The agent offered assistance by stating,...

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British Secret Service forced to change name under Trade Descriptions Act

Funny story: British Secret Service forced to change name under Trade Descriptions Act

A copy of a leaked document shockingly suggests that the British Secret Service may soon be forced to change its name under the Trade Descriptions Act. Apparently, the number of secrets held by the department has fallen to an all-time low and a na...

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Obama Has Identity Stolen by Muslim Teenager

Funny story: Obama Has Identity Stolen by Muslim Teenager

Washington, DC-President Barack Obama's identity was stolen recently when he was trying on clothes at an upscale shopping mall and lost his wallet while in the dressing room. The wallet was stolen right under the noses of the Secret Service. After th...

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Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

Funny story: Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

A false bookcase in the British parliament buildings, the Houses of Parliament slid aside to reveal a panelled secret corridor yesterday. To the astonishment of decorators removing books, a well lit passage appeared, leading from the back of the V.I.

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New CDC Alert Provides Election Day Strategy

Funny story: New CDC Alert Provides Election Day Strategy

Washington - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued an urgent advisory, calling on Americans to wash their hands carefully after voting in this year's midterm elections. The procedure is called the Pontius Pilate Gambit, af...

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Head Of Secret Service Doesn't Get Firing

Funny story: Head Of Secret Service Doesn't Get Firing

President Obama today fired Julia Peterson, head of the beleaguered Secret Service. Her strange testimony yesterday before congressional lawmakers was, no doubt, one of the reasons. When Chairman Issa asked her to explain why a deranged man carry...

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Secret Service Apologizes for Roughing-Up School Teachers, Staff

Funny story: Secret Service Apologizes for Roughing-Up School Teachers, Staff

FLOTUS Michelle Obama started a controversy when she published a picture of herself, with her trademark pout indicating displeasure, and holding a sign which read #bringbackourgirls. She was showing her support for the kidnapped Nigerian girls, unfo...

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Blake Shelton To Perform At The White House - But Under One Very Strict Condition

Funny story: Blake Shelton To Perform At The White House - But Under One Very Strict Condition

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has confirmed that country music artist Blake Shelton will be performing at an upcoming White House Hoedown. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White House press corps that the one stipulation th...

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Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

Funny story: Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

DETROIT - Word coming out of the bankrupt city of Detroit is that Ted Nugent, has issued a statement in which he profoundly apologized to the president for making his ignorantly stupid remark. Music Moments Magazine's Calcutta Cotton further state...

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Michelle Obama To Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Without Her Husband Or The Two First Kiddoes

Funny story: Michelle Obama To Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Without Her Husband Or The Two First Kiddoes

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that the nation's first lady, Michelle Obama will be traveling to Mexico for a much needed vacation. The first lady will travel to Cabo San Lucas without her husband, and two daughters Malia an...

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My Role In The Secret Service

Funny story: My Role In The Secret Service

I am due to sit in a chamber in the House of Commons listening to the secrets of the State. Among the groans and whimpers will come sounds that, when they are put through a cypher can reveal the truth. This particular chamber is renowned for pu...

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A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

Funny story: A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Kay Duffgrumble, 62, of Smyrna, Delaware went to Washington, D.C. to check out the various landmarks and she ended up in a heap of trouble as they say down in Mississippi. Mrs. Duffgrumble, who was divorced in March of this year...

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A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

Funny story: A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

LAS VEGAS - American Spotlight Magazine has reported that a U.S. unmanned drone plane has crashed in the Nevada desert. ASM reporter Fitzwater Ribicoff stated that the plane which had ID markings of DP-1793 mysteriously crashed landed in the middl...

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Michele Obama Interrupts Oscar's 'Best Picture' Presentation With Nine-and-One-Half Minutes Maniacal Laughter

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Not to be outdone by her husband, Michele Obama took to the stage at the Oscars, delivering the award for "Best Picture" via satellite from her Celebration Ball, her nightly black-tie affair at the White House to commemorate her presu...

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New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

Funny story: New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered. "Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...

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Secret service dishes dirt on Nancy and Harry

A rogue member of the secret service has shed some light on the widely held belief that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are an item. Ron 'Butch' Brown a twelve year veteran told reporters yesterday: 'Hell yeah they are' He then gleefully recalled t...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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