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Funny story: Blake Shelton To Perform At The White House - But Under One Very Strict Condition

Blake Shelton To Perform At The White House - But Under One Very Strict Condition

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has confirmed that country music artist Blake Shelton will be performing at an upcoming White House Hoedown. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White House press corps that the one stipulation th...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

DETROIT - Word coming out of the bankrupt city of Detroit is that Ted Nugent, has issued a statement in which he profoundly apologized to the president for making his ignorantly stupid remark. Music Moments Magazine's Calcutta Cotton further state...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama To Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Without Her Husband Or The Two First Kiddoes

Michelle Obama To Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Without Her Husband Or The Two First Kiddoes

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that the nation's first lady, Michelle Obama will be traveling to Mexico for a much needed vacation. The first lady will travel to Cabo San Lucas without her husband, and two daughters Malia an...
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Funny story: My Role In The Secret Service

My Role In The Secret Service

I am due to sit in a chamber in the House of Commons listening to the secrets of the State. Among the groans and whimpers will come sounds that, when they are put through a cypher can reveal the truth. This particular chamber is renowned for pu...
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Funny story: A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Kay Duffgrumble, 62, of Smyrna, Delaware went to Washington, D.C. to check out the various landmarks and she ended up in a heap of trouble as they say down in Mississippi. Mrs. Duffgrumble, who was divorced in March of this year...
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Funny story: A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

LAS VEGAS - American Spotlight Magazine has reported that a U.S. unmanned drone plane has crashed in the Nevada desert. ASM reporter Fitzwater Ribicoff stated that the plane which had ID markings of DP-1793 mysteriously crashed landed in the middl...
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Funny story: Michele Obama Interrupts Oscar's 'Best Picture' Presentation With Nine-and-One-Half Minutes Maniacal Laughter

Michele Obama Interrupts Oscar's 'Best Picture' Presentation With Nine-and-One-Half Minutes Maniacal Laughter

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Not to be outdone by her husband, Michele Obama took to the stage at the Oscars, delivering the award for "Best Picture" via satellite from her Celebration Ball, her nightly black-tie affair at the White House to commemorate her presu...
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Funny story: New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered. "Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...
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Funny story: Secret service dishes dirt on Nancy and Harry

Secret service dishes dirt on Nancy and Harry

A rogue member of the secret service has shed some light on the widely held belief that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are an item. Ron 'Butch' Brown a twelve year veteran told reporters yesterday: 'Hell yeah they are' He then gleefully recalled t...
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Funny story: Crab Gang Leader Isn't So Tough After Molting

Crab Gang Leader Isn't So Tough After Molting

Blue Point crab, Bruno Pinchaletta, was the meanest, biggest, baddest , mother fucker that ever squirted sideways in the brackish waters of the southern Chesapeake bay. The super jumbo sized crustacean ran the biggest pinching racket on the US's east coast outside of the White House's Secret Service pinching the local scenery in Columbia. Unlike the Secret Service, Bruno's gang did much more t...
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Funny story: President Obama's Mama-In-Law Caught Using The White House Oval Office Red Phone

President Obama's Mama-In-Law Caught Using The White House Oval Office Red Phone

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The secret service is doing it's very best to keep a certain late night White House Oval Office incident secret. According to a very reliable, inside source who did not want her name revealed, President Obama's mother-in-law, Ma...
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Funny story: President Obama Manages the Latest Government Scandals

President Obama Manages the Latest Government Scandals

Washington DC: President Obama has issued an executive order that all US civilian federal employees (civil service, political appointees, elected officials) and military personnel must become monastic (male and female monks) to retain their jobs.
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Funny story: President To Dissolve Secret Service: Appoints Barney Frank Eunuch Czar To Form New Palace Guard

President To Dissolve Secret Service: Appoints Barney Frank Eunuch Czar To Form New Palace Guard

BILLINGSGATE POST - Obama's chief advisor, David Axelrod, told CNN's "State of the Union" today that the President has decided to dissolve the Secret Service and replace it with an Imperial Palace Eunuch Corps. Barney Frank is to be named Eunuch Cza...
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Funny story: President Obama Orders a Hooker

President Obama Orders a Hooker

Immediately following a lengthy meeting in the Oval Office with the Director of the U.S. Secret Service Mark J. Sullivan, President Obama decided to order a hooker. Sources say his meeting with Sullivan lasted nearly four hours. It follows a rece...
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Funny story: US Secret Service motto: ''Worthy of trust and confidence. Buy one, get one free!"

US Secret Service motto: ''Worthy of trust and confidence. Buy one, get one free!"

As guests at the elegant Cartagena's Hotel in Cartagena, Columbia were enjoying quiet drinks and the soft music of a harpist in the hotel lounge, several agents of the US Secret Service burst through the front door of the hotel. "It was like a scene...
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Funny story: President Obama Changes Stance on Drug Legalization After Being Caught With Bag of Weed

President Obama Changes Stance on Drug Legalization After Being Caught With Bag of Weed

Several hours after publicly declaring his opposition to the legalization of such currently prohibited drugs as heroin, cocaine and marijuana, President Barack Obama retracted his anti-legalization statement and told reporters that his administration...
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Funny story: Biden Rent Costs Prostitutes

Biden Rent Costs Prostitutes

The big news of the weekend once again involved the President of Vice, Joe Biden. This time the attacks were two-pronged. Some might say, much like Biden's tail. In story one, it was learned that last year, the PV earned $20,900 in rental inco...
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Funny story: Secret Service Agents Deny Sex With Columbian Coeds: Merely "Hovering" At Discreet Distance

Secret Service Agents Deny Sex With Columbian Coeds: Merely "Hovering" At Discreet Distance

BILLINGSGATE POST - The eleven Secret Service Agents who were flown back to Washington for allegedly participating in an impromptu toga party with a like number of Columbian coeds, denied that any sexual activity occurred. A spokesperson for the Sec...
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