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President Trump denies revealing secrets to Russians

Donald Trump has tried to calm rumours that he has revealed top secret information to Russian diplomats who were visiting the White House. He made a statement to the press to explain his actions. "I never told them anything!" he shrieked. "I didn'...

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Secret technology leaked

Despite proof revealed by Edward Snowdon, government officials disavow any knowledge of these classified systems. So why should they care if the confidential information is disclosed here for all to see? THE TIME MACHINE If you ever wondered why earth still exists instead of being vaporized to smithereens in a thermonuclear holocaust, it's because Armageddon really did happen but we went ba...

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British Secret Service forced to change name under Trade Descriptions Act

Funny story: British Secret Service forced to change name under Trade Descriptions Act

A copy of a leaked document shockingly suggests that the British Secret Service may soon be forced to change its name under the Trade Descriptions Act. Apparently, the number of secrets held by the department has fallen to an all-time low and a na...

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Hillary Clinton secretly enters Iraq to assess ISIS and begin pre-presidential negotiations

Funny story: Hillary Clinton secretly enters Iraq to assess ISIS and begin pre-presidential negotiations

In burqa and nijab, with her signature dark wraparounds, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton recently entered Iraq as part of her presidential campaign. No simple drop in and out with flak jacket, HRC slipped into Iraq and drove north from Bagh...

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New Penis Pills makes wife dream about snakes, good snakes

Funny story: New Penis Pills makes wife dream about snakes, good snakes

A laboratory helper at a Think Tank has stolen the papers there and given another scientist outside a copy of them as the papers were returned. "These are a sure-fire almost magic penis pill directions and those guys in there were just hanging ont...

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Obama Girls Find Dad's Secret Cache!

Funny story: Obama Girls Find Dad's Secret Cache!

Malia and Sasha were playing in the White House recently, or at least before this last vacation, when one girl slid into a cabinet causing a secret door to open. In it were maps of several countries and the President's schedule for 2014-1015. They...

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Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years

Funny story: Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years

NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney was in New York City attending The 2014 New Year's festivities. He was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine if it was true that he and Ringo Starr were going to be collaborating on a new album. The...

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Michelle Obama Reveals Irritants Of Living In The White House

Funny story: Michelle Obama Reveals Irritants Of Living In The White House

WASHINGTON, DC - In a candid interview done by a piece of thread dangling off retired journalist, Barbara Walter, The First Lady, Michelle Obama reveals some startling things she hates about The White House Experience. * When ever he can, the President likes to replay videos of the '70's dance show 'Soul Train'. * There's this group of about 3 or 4 men, whenever Michelle sees them, they...

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Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

Funny story: Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

A secret agent has been caught spying within the NSA, but won't remove his tea towel. Claim experts. 'We're going to have to interrogate him. I mean we were going to anyway...but yea.' A Military official. 'At this stage we're pretty sure th...

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David Cameron left red faced after Twitter blunder

Funny story: David Cameron left red faced after Twitter blunder

David Cameron has been left red-faced after hundreds of government secrets were posted on Twitter. The secrets, ranging from the location of possible nuclear waste sites to which biscuits are eaten at cabinet meetings was Tweeted across the world wid...

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US utilizes "pot calling the kettle black" SOP

Funny story: US utilizes "pot calling the kettle black" SOP

Here in beautiful Caribbean Sea waters south of Cuba, black waves and porpoises, a fine sunny afternoon with Venezuela somewhere ahead, I'm leaning back in the pristine white salon of The Fulminator, a private 60 foot cruiser owned by CEO Meredith Merryfeather. Meredith (aka M 'n M) is offering me rum and coke and sitting across from me, doesn't mind my laptop on which I'm taking notes, and oft...

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Katy Perry Confesses A Very Intimate Detail About Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

Funny story: Katy Perry Confesses A Very Intimate Detail About Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

LA BREA - Katy Perry has finally decided to open up and reveal a bit of very personal info regarding her ex-boyfriend John Mayer alias The Wiener With Feet. Katy met with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner...

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Carrier Pigeons Secret WWII Message Decoded

Funny story: Carrier Pigeons Secret WWII Message Decoded

UK intelligence agency GCHQ has spent weeks attempting to decipher a secret WWII message found on a dead pigeons leg that was discovered up a chimney in leafy Surrey. After initially appealing to the public for help they've finally cracked it them...

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U.S. Olympian Lolo Jones Sacrifices Virginity for Olympic Dream

Eugene, OR - Self-declared "virgin" and Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones was having a rough season. Four years after a stumble on the ninth hurdle cost her a gold medal at the Beijing games, Jones didn't seem to have even a remote shot at redemption. Enter...

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Trapdoor found under Dorking Swimming Pool

Funny story: Trapdoor found under Dorking Swimming Pool

Maintenance crews repairing the hairline fracture in Dorking Swimming Pool have discovered a large trapdoor leading to previously undiscovered underground chambers. "The pool was constructed originally in 1870," said pool manager, Captain Jeremiah...

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Ed Sheeran caught busking

Funny story: Ed Sheeran caught busking

Ed Sheeran may be the gingerist acoustic guitar player on the planet, but he likes to stay grounded in reality. He admitted earlier in the week that he frequently goes back to his busking roots and stands outside shops in town centres singing a varie...

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'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets

Funny story: 'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets

Washington DC - The Bush Administration will go down in history as the "Prankster Presidency," according to revelations made in a classified chapter of former Vice President Dick Cheney's recently published memoirs. The top-secret material, which...

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What went on in Home Ec?

Funny story: What went on in Home Ec?

Boys who went to a mixed school will remember Home Economics, or Home Ec as it was affectionately known. This was a lesson solely for girls. Many were the stories that abounded about what went on in Home Ec. So what did girls learn in that lesson explicitly for them? In a rather sexist way, the main topic in Home Ec was cooking and looking after a home with skills such as ironing and rep...

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