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NRA Demands Funding Cuts to Mental Hospitals

Funny story: NRA Demands Funding Cuts to Mental Hospitals

In a televised appearance Friday morning, NRA spokestwit Dick Shuter demanded that the U.S. federal and state governments immediately stop funding psychiatric facilities across the country, and also stop supplying mental patients with free anti-psych...

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Difficult to See How Las Vegas Massacre Could Have Been Avoided

Funny story: Difficult to See How Las Vegas Massacre Could Have Been Avoided

Republicans sifting through the stack of legally purchased guns that Stephen Paddock brought into his bedroom, half of which he'd converted into simulated automatic weapons, are at a loss to see how the massacre that killed 58 innocent people could h...

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Seven injured in shooting at planned Active Shooter drill in downtown Denver

DENVER, Colo. - Seven people were severely injured when a man began firing during a planned Active Shooter drill in an office suite in downtown Denver's Tabor Center. The victims are all currently in stable condition. With public shootings reachi...

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NRA Complaint: Obama no longer selling guns

Funny story: NRA Complaint: Obama no longer selling guns

Washington (SAPP) - With the Obexit just months from now, President Obama is no longer the primary source for gun sales. For 7 straight years, US gun dealers have attributed the increased sale of guns and ammunition to Barrack Hussein Obama. The NRA...

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Editorial: Restore the First Amendment to the Founders' Intent

Funny story: Editorial: Restore the First Amendment to the Founders' Intent

(Editor's note: This article is in response to recent concerns about the Second Amendment, and should be interpreted as part of a wider debate, especially on gun control. This article was passed along from a deep thinker who uses a pseudonym. -- Edit...

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NRA Starts Big Push To Get Guns Into The Hands Of As Many Wackos As Possible

Funny story: NRA Starts Big Push To Get Guns Into The Hands Of As Many Wackos As Possible

Realizing statistically that whenever there is a gun related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group that gun sales go up out of fear that they will be outlawed. Because of this gun manufacturers have started pushing the NRA to get more gun...

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Death to Seat Belts! Republicans Demand End to All 'Fascistic' Road and Car Regulations

Washington-Feeling restrained by that seat belt? Resent being told you can't text and drive? Hate going to the DMV? The new Republican-controlled Congress is riding like John Wayne to your rescue! Fueled by Tea Party anger and led by glamorous cas...

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NRA Demands That American Government Outlaw Drones Despite The Second Amendment

Funny story: NRA Demands That American Government Outlaw Drones Despite The Second Amendment

In a strange reversal of policy the NRA has demanded that the U.S. make a ban on drones very much like the ban on guns that they have so heatedly fought against in the past. Speaking at a press conference NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre has vehemently a...

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Second Amendment Right To Bear Arms To Be Scrapped

Funny story: Second Amendment Right To Bear Arms To Be Scrapped

The Second Amendment (Amendment II) to the United States Constitution which protects the right of individuals to keep and bear arms will be written out of the constitution at midnight. After reading the original minutes of the meeting, written dur...

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"Patrol Militia" Hunts Abortion Doctors In South

Funny story: "Patrol Militia" Hunts Abortion Doctors In South

Meredith Calhoun, known also as "Pistol Packing Mama" of Rapides, LA held a news conference here along with J. Burnside, Elisha Worthington, Joseph A.S. Acklen, and others who are members of the so-called "Louisiana Patrol Militia." Some 16 men and...

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American second amendment misinterpreted

Funny story: American second amendment misinterpreted

The American law that states US citizens have the right to bear arms was actually intended to allow people the right to arm bears, it has emerged. The ambiguous legal phrasing, which has been a topic of controversy in the states for years, is said...

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Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides

Funny story: Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides

Washington, DC -- As the gun control debate enters its fifth month with no end in sight, mental health authorities are blaming the drawn out policy dispute for a rise in the nation's suicide rate. The major television ratings bureaus report a 12.2...

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Amendment A**hole Almost Upends The Constitution

Funny story: Amendment A**hole Almost Upends The Constitution

Welcome dear readers as we take a trip through time back to when our forefathers were writing that fateful and world famous bit of legislation so beloved and contested over in our time, the Amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America, otherwise known as the Bill of Rights. We hover now above them, fully able to see and hear all that transpires below: An assembled mass of var...

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The Right to Bear Arms: What's It All About?

Funny story: The Right to Bear Arms: What's It All About?

I keep hearing all these mean people yelling about this right to bear arms and I just don't understand why they all have their undershorts in a knot over it. Like someone's going to take their arms away from them! What, are they going to pull them out of their sockets? I don't think so! I just don't know what to think of all that flag waving and chest thumping. If you want to do some good, I wo...

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Gun toting 2nd Amendment supporters picket Obama during Phoenix Speech to VFW

Funny story: Gun toting 2nd Amendment supporters picket Obama during Phoenix Speech to VFW

PHOENIX, AZ - The Phoenix convention center hosting a gathering of members of the Veterans of Foreign Wars, before which President Barack Obama spoke Monday, was surrounded by pickets, some supporting the President, some opposed to the President. An...

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