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Funny story: Second Amendment Right To Bear Arms To Be Scrapped

Second Amendment Right To Bear Arms To Be Scrapped

The Second Amendment (Amendment II) to the United States Constitution which protects the right of individuals to keep and bear arms will be written out of the constitution at midnight. After reading the original minutes of the meeting, written dur...
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Funny story: "Patrol Militia" Hunts Abortion Doctors In South

"Patrol Militia" Hunts Abortion Doctors In South

Meredith Calhoun, known also as "Pistol Packing Mama" of Rapides, LA held a news conference here along with J. Burnside, Elisha Worthington, Joseph A.S. Acklen, and others who are members of the so-called "Louisiana Patrol Militia." Some 16 men and...
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Funny story: American second amendment misinterpreted

American second amendment misinterpreted

The American law that states US citizens have the right to bear arms was actually intended to allow people the right to arm bears, it has emerged. The ambiguous legal phrasing, which has been a topic of controversy in the states for years, is said...
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Funny story: Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides

Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides

Washington, DC -- As the gun control debate enters its fifth month with no end in sight, mental health authorities are blaming the drawn out policy dispute for a rise in the nation's suicide rate. The major television ratings bureaus report a 12.2...
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Funny story: Amendment A**hole Almost Upends The Constitution

Amendment A**hole Almost Upends The Constitution

Welcome dear readers as we take a trip through time back to when our forefathers were writing that fateful and world famous bit of legislation so beloved and contested over in our time, the Amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America, otherwise known as the Bill of Rights. We hover now above them, fully able to see and hear all that transpires below: An assembled mass of var...
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Funny story: The Right to Bear Arms: What's It All About?

The Right to Bear Arms: What's It All About?

I keep hearing all these mean people yelling about this right to bear arms and I just don't understand why they all have their undershorts in a knot over it. Like someone's going to take their arms away from them! What, are they going to pull them out of their sockets? I don't think so! I just don't know what to think of all that flag waving and chest thumping. If you want to do some good, I wo...
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Funny story: Gun toting 2nd Amendment supporters picket Obama during Phoenix Speech to VFW

Gun toting 2nd Amendment supporters picket Obama during Phoenix Speech to VFW

PHOENIX, AZ - The Phoenix convention center hosting a gathering of members of the Veterans of Foreign Wars, before which President Barack Obama spoke Monday, was surrounded by pickets, some supporting the President, some opposed to the President. An...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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