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Funny story: Athletes to eat Big Macs and Coca-Cola only for London 2012

Athletes to eat Big Macs and Coca-Cola only for London 2012

Fearful of the possibility that to much health food will be consumed at the upcoming Olympic Games, drastic action has been taken a newly established regulatory body at the heart of the operations directorate of London 2012. The Committe for Organ...
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Funny story: Sebastian Coe Heartbreak after Being Omitted from Team GB

Sebastian Coe Heartbreak after Being Omitted from Team GB

Sebastian Coe has not been selected for Great Britain's Olympic Athletics Squad which was announced today. The 55-year-old former two time gold medal winner of the 1500m said in May he thought he had a "good chance" of running at London 2012.
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Funny story: David Beckham: "The Olympics are cancelled!"

David Beckham: "The Olympics are cancelled!"

After tirelessly campaigning to bring the 2012 Olympic Games to London, David Beckham was distraught today when it became clear he had not been picked for the British Olympic football team. Stuart Pierce who has been charged with putting the team to...
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Funny story: Narnia to enter the Winter Olympics

Narnia to enter the Winter Olympics

The freshly formed Olympic Committee of Narnia have admitted that they are to send a team to the next Winter Olympics in 2014 to be held in Russia. "This is a great adventure for us," said Digory Kirk, who has been asked to chair the committee. "W...
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Funny story: One Direction lined up for the 2013 Eurovision song contest

One Direction lined up for the 2013 Eurovision song contest

Reality Show Pop Stars, One Direction, have been lined up to represent the UK in the 2013 Eurovision Song Contest. "We had to act fast," said Sebastian Coe, who has been appointed to make sure that Britain win in 2013 after several years of abject...
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Funny story: Preparations Underway For Journey Of Olympic Flame

Preparations Underway For Journey Of Olympic Flame

Preparations are now underway to ensure the safe journey of the Olympic Flame from the ancient Greek site of Olympia to the Olympic Stadium in London, for the 2012 Olympic Games. 'Many people wonder how the Flame can travel all that way without mi...
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Funny story: Olympic Torch design revealed

Olympic Torch design revealed

Seb Coe has displayed the new design for the Olympic Torch to the world. The new design was meant to convey the great history of the competition, be light enough to carry on the five thousand round trip, and sturdy enough to survive the countless tim...
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Funny story: 2012 Olympic Logo 'Still Shit' says Poll

2012 Olympic Logo 'Still Shit' says Poll

It was first unveiled to great controversy four years ago. It has been accused of spelling out the word 'Zion', described as a 'distorted Swastika' and 'Lisa Simpson performing fellatio'. Now, with just over a year until the opening ceremony, 99.99%...
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Funny story: David Beckham to play major part in 2012 Olympics

David Beckham to play major part in 2012 Olympics

As rumoured in the press, former England football player and special ambassador for the moronically tattooed has admitted that he will be playing a special part in the 2012 Olympics. Current speculation suggests that Mr Beckham might perhaps be su...
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Funny story: Colonel Gaddafi to run London's Docklands Light Railway

Colonel Gaddafi to run London's Docklands Light Railway

In a surprise move announced today, Colonel Gadaffi said he was throwing in the towel - or at least that bright orange thing he sometimes wears on his head - and is accepting the job offered to him by Lord Coe to become manager of the Dockland's Ligh...
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Funny story: Seb Coe's 1980's Disco

Seb Coe's 1980's Disco

Seb Coe, the Olympic medal winning athlete has launched a brand new business venture, Seb Coe's 1980's Disco. In a venture aimed at increasing funding for the Olympics in 2012, and Tony Blair's attempts at being Britain's Tiddly Wink's champion, t...
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Funny story: Lord Coe makes London Olympics official

Lord Coe makes London Olympics official

At the closing ceremony of the 2008 Olympics, which were not only held in China, but were actually held this year AND at the end of the Olympics, Lord Coe, the former not-Lord Coe, flew the flag for Britain and London at the Olympic Flame ceremony.
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Funny story: Seb Coe Announces Mr Blobby as 2012 Opening Act

Seb Coe Announces Mr Blobby as 2012 Opening Act

As the Olympics is passed on to London for 2012 we know we don't have as much money to spend as China as the opening act is announced. For just the fee of 10 custard pies Mr. Blobby will be acting/singing at the opening ceremony. He will performi...
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Funny story: Lord Coe wins gold in Lowering Expectation event

Lord Coe wins gold in Lowering Expectation event

Lord Coe, chairman of the London Olympics has taken gold along with teammate Boris Johnson in the Lowering Expectations event. Through their tireless work at press conferences the world is now convinced that London 2012 will be dull, pedestrian an...
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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics 'will use CGI' - Seb Coe

London 2012 Olympics 'will use CGI' - Seb Coe

Sebastian Coe, chairman of the London Organising Committee for the Olympic Games, has said that his team has learned lessons from the controversy surrounding the use of Computer Generated Imagery (CGI) during the Beijing Olympics and promises to be o...
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Funny story: Olympic Flame Lit Early - Great Fire Of London 2

Olympic Flame Lit Early - Great Fire Of London 2

During a trial run for the 2012 Olympic Games when a replica torch was used to ignite the traditional Olympic Flame, the resultant fire grew out of control and engulfed part of central London.
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Funny story: British Black Woman Athlete Makes Drugs Comeback With New Name

British Black Woman Athlete Makes Drugs Comeback With New Name

Christine Ohuruogu, the British women's 400m sprinter who was banned from the sport for a year, has been handed a lifeline back into the sport, after being included in the squad for the World Championships in Osa...
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Funny story: Epileptics Freak At London 2012 Olympic Logo

Epileptics Freak At London 2012 Olympic Logo

Epilepsy sufferers have complained to the BBC that the logo for the London 2012 Olympics makes them feel queasy.
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