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Funny story: Seahawks' Richard Sherman Accidentally Chokes Himself - Wife Pulls Plug

Seahawks' Richard Sherman Accidentally Chokes Himself - Wife Pulls Plug

NEW YORK, NY - Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman accidentally choked himself following his team's victory over the Denver Broncos in Superbowl XLVIII. On the Broncos last drive, Sherman deflected Bronco quarterback, Peyton Manning's pass...
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Funny story: Peyton Manning Thinking About Retiring

Peyton Manning Thinking About Retiring

DENVER - One of the NFL's greatest quarterbacks has hinted that he may consider hanging up his football cleats. Peyton Manning spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine and told him that he still cannot believe that his Denver Bronc...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Lost Her Super Bowl Bet And Reveals Who She Has To Go Out On A Date With

Nina Dobrev Lost Her Super Bowl Bet And Reveals Who She Has To Go Out On A Date With

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev appeared on The View and told Whoopi Goldberg that she had bet on the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl. Nina said that she had made a bet with Russell Brand that if the Denver Bronc...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Helped Seattle Super Bowl Win

Stephen Hawking Helped Seattle Super Bowl Win

Mastermind Stephen Hawking talked to reporters this morning that he had been reading the news this morning and has admitted that he had helped the Seattle Seahawks win the Super Bowl. He claims that it was an accident on his part. "Gentleman ca...
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Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Flew All Over The Field While The Denver Broncos Merely Horsed Around

The Seattle Seahawks Flew All Over The Field While The Denver Broncos Merely Horsed Around

NEW YORK CITY - Many of the leading sportswriters in the country are still stunned at the way that the Seattle Seahawks manhandled the Denver Broncos in their 43-8 Super Bowl XLVIII victory. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated th...
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Funny story: Seattle Mayor Thrilled As He Wins A Super Bowl Bet Against The Mayor of Denver

Seattle Mayor Thrilled As He Wins A Super Bowl Bet Against The Mayor of Denver

SEATTLE - The Northwest city of Seattle may not be a mile high like Denver, but it is certainly higher than the Mile High City in victory celebrations as their Seattle Seahawks are the Super Bowl Champions. Earlier in the week Seattle Mayor Ed Mur...
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Funny story: President Barack Obama Loses A Super Bowl Bet To President Valdimir Putin

President Barack Obama Loses A Super Bowl Bet To President Valdimir Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As President Obama watched the Seattle Seahawks totally annihilate the Denver Broncos 43-8 in Super Bowl XLVIII, he thought about his fellow world leader Vladimir Putin of Russia. As soon as the game was over he told Vice-Presid...
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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Seattle's Richard "The Trash Talker" Sherman Left The Super Bowl Game During The 3rd Quarter

The Real Reason Why Seattle's Richard "The Trash Talker" Sherman Left The Super Bowl Game During The 3rd Quarter

NEW YORK CITY - The Seattle Seahawks organization was a bit tight-lipped as to why their cornerback with the horrible attitude Richard Sherman left Super Bowl 48 in the third quarter. Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti said that it...
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Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Win The Super Bowl As The Denver Broncos Fail To Show Up

The Seattle Seahawks Win The Super Bowl As The Denver Broncos Fail To Show Up

NEW YORK CITY - Well at least no one can say that the weather was a factor in the outcome of Super Bowl XLVIII, which the Seattle Seahawks won 43-8. But as many sports writers wrote the only factor in the Seattle Seahawks blowout victory over the...
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Funny story: "I Thought I Was Dead!" (Malcolm Smith MVP Award Interrupted By Nut!)

"I Thought I Was Dead!" (Malcolm Smith MVP Award Interrupted By Nut!)

A man suddenly jumped onto the podium during Super Bowl MVP Malcolm Smith's postgame news conference, grabbed the microphone and said the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks were "perpetrated by people with your own government." "I was totally surprised by...
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Funny story: Las Vegas Reports $48 Billion Has Been Bet On Super Bowl 48

Las Vegas Reports $48 Billion Has Been Bet On Super Bowl 48

LAS VEGAS - The Las Vegas Betting Coalition has just issued a report stating that Super Bowl XLVIII has just set a record for bets. An insider stated that as of Saturday morning, February 1, at 11:45 a.m. the total amount of money that had been be...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton Wanted To Take Her Girls To The Super Bowl In New York City But As Cold As It Is Going To Be She Said They'd Stick Out Like Two Sore Thumbs

Dolly Parton Wanted To Take Her Girls To The Super Bowl In New York City But As Cold As It Is Going To Be She Said They'd Stick Out Like Two Sore Thumbs

NASHVILLE - Country music artist Dolly Parton says she was really looking forward to attending Super Bowl 48. She stated that she placed a $235 bet with her old friend Kenny Rogers. Dolly bet on the Denver Broncos and Kenny bet on the Seattle Seah...
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Funny story: Fed Agents Arrest dozens selling $23.3 Million in Counterfeit NFL Merchandise

Fed Agents Arrest dozens selling $23.3 Million in Counterfeit NFL Merchandise

Just ahead of the Sunday Super Bowl, federal officials announced today that a crackdown on counterfeit National Football League merchandise, revealing the seizure of more than $23.3 million in fake NFL merchandise, Thursday. In an initiative calle...
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Funny story: Richard Sherman Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported

Richard Sherman Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported

NEW YORK CITY - In a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, Seattle Seahawks problem child Richard Sherman has said that the Canadian problem child Justin Bieber needs to be deported back to Canada. Sherman, the trash-talking cornerback...
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Funny story: Several Sports Publications Have Named Richard Sherman of The Seattle Seahawks as The Worst Rodel Model In The NFL

Several Sports Publications Have Named Richard Sherman of The Seattle Seahawks as The Worst Rodel Model In The NFL

NEW YORK CITY - There is no doubt in anyone's mind that Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman is one of the biggest trash talkers in professional football. Even TNT color analyst Charles "Fat Mouth" Barkley, who was a big trash talker when h...
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Funny story: President Obama Calls Up Seattle Seahawks Trash-Talker Richard Sherman

President Obama Calls Up Seattle Seahawks Trash-Talker Richard Sherman

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that the president has made a phone call to Richard Sherman, cornerback with the Super Bowl bound Seattle Seahawks. President Obama told Sherman that he had bett...
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Funny story: Afghanistan To Black Out The Super Bowl

Afghanistan To Black Out The Super Bowl

KABUL, Afghanistan - The government of Afghanistan has just announced that it has decided that it will not be broadcasting this year's Super Bowl game. A representative for the country stated that it was decided to black out the football game betw...
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Funny story: Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just made it known that they are not going to be putting up with any diva-like antics from Seahawks cornerback Richard "Motor Mouth" Sherman. The loud-mouthed, quick-tempered Seattle player was fine...
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