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Seattle Mayor Thrilled As He Wins A Super Bowl Bet Against The Mayor of Denver

Funny story: Seattle Mayor Thrilled As He Wins A Super Bowl Bet Against The Mayor of Denver

SEATTLE - The Northwest city of Seattle may not be a mile high like Denver, but it is certainly higher than the Mile High City in victory celebrations as their Seattle Seahawks are the Super Bowl Champions. Earlier in the week Seattle Mayor Ed Mur...

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The U.S. Plans To Extradite Amanda Knox To Italy

Funny story: The U.S. Plans To Extradite Amanda Knox To Italy

SEATTLE - An Italian court of law has convicted Amanda Knox on charges of murder. The Seattle native has contended that she is innocent but as they say, 99.3 percent of all criminals sitting in U.S. prisons all say that they're innocent. One of...

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Richard Sherman, You're the Man!

Funny story: Richard Sherman, You're the Man!

SEATTLE, Wash. - Seattle Sea Gulls Cornerback Richard Sherman will be forced to have his lips taped over after Super Bowl XLVIII Sunday, Feb. 2. Sea Slugs management is also considering filling Sherman's mouth with cotton, as a further precautionary...

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Washington poised to pass 502 legalizing pot shop sales, Gregorie will be first tester

Funny story: Washington poised to pass 502 legalizing pot shop sales, Gregorie will be first tester

SEATTLE, Washington (ABSNN) - Voters are poised to pass Washington State Initiative 502, a law that will allow licensed pot shops to sell taxed and inspected marijuana. When passed by voters there will no longer be a state penalty for smoking dope.

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'Cougars' responsible for Seattle pet deaths!

Funny story: 'Cougars' responsible for Seattle pet deaths!

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON (ABSNN) - Seattle police confirmed today "the brutal and senseless killings of 219 companion animals" in the past two weeks. The killings were committed by 'Cougars,' but not of the feline, four-legged variety." Kings County S...

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Seattle Superhero is not Superman, Batman or Spiderman!

Funny story: Seattle Superhero is not Superman, Batman or Spiderman!

It has been confirmed that the Seattle Superhero is not Superman, Batman, Spiderman, or any of those other superheroes who people look to to save their miserable lives from the "baddies". Seattle's Superhero is just plain old Benjamin Fodor, alias...

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Hank Williams Jr. Spotted Snuggling Up To Amanda Knox At A Burger Bandit In Seattle

Funny story: Hank Williams Jr. Spotted Snuggling Up To Amanda Knox At A Burger Bandit In Seattle

SEATTLE - Hank Williams Jr. said he felt very strange not hollering out his usual Monday night "Are You Ready For Some Football" signature question on ESPNs Monday Night Football. "Bocephus, as his daddy Hank Sr. nicknamed him, told Sports Territ...

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Still No Conspiracy Theory in Singer's Death

This April will mark the ninth anniversary of the death of Alice in Chains singer Layne Staley. Yet, almost a decade after the sad event, no conspiracy theory has been put forth to explain the vocalist's demise. According to Kyle Starbuck, a mus...

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Seattle Opens First Self-Help Health Clinics in US

Funny story: Seattle Opens First Self-Help Health Clinics in US

SEATTLE, Washington - A group of enterprising doctors today were granted a license by the State Board of Medical Examiners in Washington State to open the first of what they hope to be many self-help walk-in clinics in America. Based on the concep...

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Pete Carroll Announces That He Is Quitting USC To Take Seattle Seahawks Head Coaching Job

Funny story: Pete Carroll Announces That He Is Quitting USC To Take Seattle Seahawks Head Coaching Job

On the day after the BCS Title Game, Southern Cal head coach Pete Carroll announced that he is resigning his position to take the same job with the Seattle Seahawks of the NFL. The USC coach has been to BCS games seven of the previous eight seasons...

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Federal plan to move Seattle further south revealed

Funny story: Federal plan to move Seattle further south revealed

Federal government officials have announced plans to relocate Seattle in Washington state to a southern site, most probably Kentucky. This is following a recent poll that found one in five Seattle residents do not like aspects of their city such as c...

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Downtown merchants like new signs

Funny story: Downtown merchants like new signs

(Seattle, WA) City stores exiting to alleyways are appreciative of new street placards being posted near garbage bins and back doorways.

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Child calls 911 to report crying birds at sex offender's home

Funny story: Child calls 911 to report crying birds at sex offender's home

(Seattle, WA) Little Matthew Christianson was in tears when he called 911 Tuesday reporting a nest of birds under the eaves of a neighbor's house crying like human children. "They're screaming 'No!' and 'Don't!' and &...

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Jaywalking suspect walks away with babbling officer's gun

Funny story: Jaywalking suspect walks away with babbling officer's gun

(Seattle, WA) Officer Mark Dairy remembers stopping a man jaywalking across a busy five-lane highway Tuesday, but he claims he blacked out shortly after approaching the suspect.

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Woman held for subliminal harassment

Funny story: Woman held for subliminal harassment

(Seattle, WA) Attorneys at the Federal Courthouse thought they were going nuts hearing a sultry "'Scuse me" with no one around on their way into the building. Several began taking medication.

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Starbucks admits to being Mafia.

Funny story: Starbucks admits to being Mafia.

In a statement that surprised no one, Starbucks freely admitted to being a Mafia. What they had to say next surprised even top market analysist. Starbucks plans to use their coffee Mafia to their advantage.

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Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

Funny story: Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

A study by researchers at the University of Washington is music to Senator Ted Kennedy's ears. The researchers discovered that Puget Sound in Washington State is beginning to taste like vanilla and cinnamon because of holiday baking.

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A Vengeful God Visits Seattle

Funny story: A Vengeful God Visits Seattle

SEATAC, Washington - Over the past weekend, officials at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport angered God by removing 14 plastic Christmas trees intended to celebrate the birth of His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ. After two day of prayerful reflection...

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