Tampa, Florida - Florida being the only state without snow for a couple of times now has allowed the New York Yankees to begin working out. Of course the big story here is that Derek Jeter is retiring at the end of this season.
After announcing hi...
In order to get a leg (or is that "beak"?) up on rival Bugs Bunny, Warner Bros. actor Daffy Duck has released his very own spice. In the tradition of Paul Newman's salad dressings, Daffy will release a meat spice and marinade called "Daffy Duck's Rab...
Councillor Fezziwig Baron III from Tring has launched a scathing attack on Mother Nature.
The controversial buffoon wishes to ban Autumn from his constituency, and has banned all hibernating animals from sleep, and has said that trees dropping the...
In a pre dawn raid by a special seasonal police unit, Nature was cuffed and taken down to the police station on suspicion of murdering several thousand daffodils.
If you thought the American Idol craze was finally over, think again: The first supergroup is being formed, and it's made up of the final two contestants from each of the past two seasons.
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