In its sweep of non-labelling, Target turned the tables on fruit lovers. Not wanting to offend anyone, its fruits, fresh or packaged, will now be thrown into a large bin and with signage: Fruit Flavored Stuff.
"If you want a lime for your Coron...
Clearwater, FL The Church of Scientology and Sears & Roebuck have both had hard times in the last few years. Scientology has been having lots of members quit, and Sears has been having many old customers quit.
"We feel that since we are both...
Thanksgiving, once a proud cornerstone of our traditional American holidays with roots harkening back to our Pilgrim forefathers, is now comatose on the border of rigor mortis. At one time it was considered to be the most family oriented of celebrati...
CLARK COUNTY, KY - We've all heard of giving away the store-but Rankin Paynter did just that, literally, when he purchased a local Kmart, lock, stock, and barrel-and proceeded to give away the merchandise!
"He's either generous as hell or crazier...
Charmin Bathroom Tissue will issue a special commemorative toilet paper next month in honor of the Sears Catalogue. The toilet paper manufacturer said that this will be their first special edition and will be a rarity for them as they normally "stick...
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