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Ouija board session reveals Nick Gordon 'is Obama's son'

Funny story: Ouija board session reveals Nick Gordon 'is Obama's son'

Roswell, Georgia - A psychic medium has contacted the Hexoplasm.con website claiming to have 'proof' that Nick Gordon is Barack Obama's natural son. Citing a two-hour session in the spooky ethers selfie-styled clairvoyant Ms Wilmott-Ghost says Bob...

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Queen Elizabeth's Nixon Centenary seance bombs

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth's Nixon Centenary seance bombs

Sandringham, Norfolk - Some Tricky Dicky-shaped hexoplasm has blown the knickers off Queen Elizabeth during an eve-of-centenary seance at Sandringham's Aleister Crowley Memorial Wing. The Nixon apparition materialized following a ouija board messa...

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Medium Left Distraught As Spirit Guide Materialises And Says: 'Leave Me Alone! Dickhead!'

Funny story: Medium Left Distraught As Spirit Guide Materialises And Says: 'Leave Me Alone! Dickhead!'

Renowned spiritualist and pay per session medium, Carlos Decorum, revealed today that he was left in a distraught and extremely anxious state, following a seance at Carlisle's world renowned 'Cathedral Of The Dead Folk,' following an incident in whic...

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Letters To The Editor From Famous Opium Addicts

Funny story: Letters To The Editor From Famous Opium Addicts

Last week, we asked for celebrity opiate users to drop us a line and tell us about the highs and the lows of their addiction. Unfortunately, all the famous opium users are now dead. Fortunately, Derek Acorah popped into the Spoof offices and was able to contact famous opium users from across the centuries. There was a downside to this, as Derek Acorah popped into the Spoof offices this we...

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Lady Macbeth hexoplasm a grim Mother's Day Omen-II

Funny story: Lady Macbeth hexoplasm a grim Mother's Day Omen-II

London - Some spectral hexoplasm shaped like a sleepwalking Kate Middleton has slid out from the Queen's vagina sending terrified royal flunkies stark raving bonkers. The apparition emanated in the monarch's bedchamber close to midnight after a tr...

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Diana memorial seance spells out arrangements for Queen's RIP

Funny story: Diana memorial seance spells out arrangements for Queen's RIP

Scotland - A ouija board session at Balmoral Castle has thrown up a mysterious hexoplasm prediction from the late Princess' bulimic ghost. Excreted by Crathie medium Mrs 'Nessie' Doris-Pokes the gauze-like substance shocked assembled royals with i...

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Fawcett to Die Second Time, Say Friends

Funny story: Fawcett to Die Second Time, Say Friends

LOS ANGELES, CA - Completely dissatisfied with the results of Farrah Fawcett's first passing, friends of the beloved actress/model have announced plans to revive her exhumed corpse just long enough that she may die a second time. Though Fawcett wa...

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Mother Scolds Obama From Beyond Grave

Funny story: Mother Scolds Obama From Beyond Grave

Recently acquired transcripts show the Obama family conducted a seance to contact Barack Obama's mother, Ann Dunham Soetoro. They tried to conceal the ritual from the public to avoid associations with Nancy "Crazy Lady" Reagan. During this ghost...

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Belkin Wireless Ouija Board Brings Spiritualism into 21st Centuary

Funny story: Belkin Wireless Ouija Board Brings Spiritualism into 21st Centuary

As the information technology craze continues to gather momentum, hardware providers Belkin have launched a wireless Ouija board that connects to your PC.

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