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Funny story: President Obummer reaches out to Venezuela's homeless President Maduro (and his wife, Cilia)

President Obummer reaches out to Venezuela's homeless President Maduro (and his wife, Cilia)

WHITEWASHINGTON -- Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez left office in March 2013, due to a death in the family--his own--but his hard-partying daughters Rosa Virginia, 35, and Maria Gabriela, 33, refuse to vacate the premises, even though the current pre...
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Funny story: The Gorgeously Sexy Charlize Theron Explains What She Sees In An Old Goat Like Sean Penn

The Gorgeously Sexy Charlize Theron Explains What She Sees In An Old Goat Like Sean Penn

HOLLYWOOD - The question of the new year is what in the wide wide world of sports is the stunningly attractive Charlize Theron, 38, doing with an old goat like Sean Penn who is 53? The couple has reportedly been having sleepovers at her home in th...
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Funny story: Paranormal activity sees Madonna ditch her Ghostbusters Building apartment

Paranormal activity sees Madonna ditch her Ghostbusters Building apartment

New York - "The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man stole hundreds of pairs of her Agent Provocateur undies," is how one Central Park West realtor put it as Madonna's stunning $23.5million duplex came onto the market, "no wonder she had to have her, er, vajazz...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Penn

Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Penn

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret that Hollywood "Bad Girl" Lindsay Lohan is starting to have a hard time financially. And it stems from her extra-curricular activities such as free-fall partying, midnight drinking binges, and noon day fiestas. Lin...
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Funny story: New Reality Show: Fingernails of The Stars This Summer on TNT

New Reality Show: Fingernails of The Stars This Summer on TNT

After it's two greatly successful Reality Shows of Celebrities Watching Paint Peel, and Painful Pus Filled Zits on Justin Beaver, TNT has broken ground on a new show sure to capture the insomniac audience: Fingernails of the Stars, featuring a contes...
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Funny story: Sean Penn joins Argentine army and swears he'll take the Falklands single-handed!

Sean Penn joins Argentine army and swears he'll take the Falklands single-handed!

Sean Penn has promised Argentina's President, Evita (oops, sorry wrong film), lovely Cristina Kirchner, who's actually of "German" descent, that he will fight for the rights of her great country, join the army and defeat the British colonial rulers s...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Responds To The Taylor Lautner Rumor

Vanessa Hudgens Responds To The Taylor Lautner Rumor

HOLLYWOOD - Vanessa Hudgens the star of The High School Musical movies was recently spotted in a Los Angeles Lakers cheerleader outfit having her picture taken on the Hollywood Walk of Fame kneeling by the star of noted film star Zasu Pitts. Hudge...
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Funny story: Scarlett Johansson Finally Dumps Old Sean Penn For Good And Hooks Up With Justin Bartha of "The Hangover Part II"

Scarlett Johansson Finally Dumps Old Sean Penn For Good And Hooks Up With Justin Bartha of "The Hangover Part II"

MANHATTAN - After having an exhaustive on-again, off-again May-December relationship with Sean Penn, Scarlett Johansson has finally dumped the 50-year-old for good. ScarJo told Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors that she just got fed up with the way that...
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Funny story: Scarlett Johansson Dumped Sean Penn, Took Him Back, and Has Now Dumped Him Again Due to His Wayward "Tongue Paloozing"

Scarlett Johansson Dumped Sean Penn, Took Him Back, and Has Now Dumped Him Again Due to His Wayward "Tongue Paloozing"

NEW YORK CITY - Scarlett Johansson was in the Big Apple visiting her old high school volleyball coach Brothina "Balls" Lemoncello. Scarlett, 26, said that she learned a lot from Mrs. Lemoncello like what to tell guys when she wanted for them to le...
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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Scarlett Johansson Dumped Sean Penn

The Real Reason Why Scarlett Johansson Dumped Sean Penn

MALIBU BEACH - The May-December romance between Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson barely lasted half a season before the blonde star ended it. Johansson, who is 26, first gained movie fame for her film portrayal in The Horse Whisperer, which was ba...
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Funny story: Sean Penn's Enjoying A "Titillating Romp" With Scarlett Johansson Down In Cabo San Lucas

Sean Penn's Enjoying A "Titillating Romp" With Scarlett Johansson Down In Cabo San Lucas

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson checked into The Pancho Villa Resort Villa in Cabo San Lucas recently and showed the members of the entertainment media that an old geezer like Penn who is 50 can still attract a stunningly at...
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Funny story: Sean Penn Now Turns On Obama Calling Him Another Bush

Sean Penn Now Turns On Obama Calling Him Another Bush

Sean Penn the actor who took out a huge ad in the Washington Post several years ago that addressed the Bush doctrines, especially of sending so many young men and women into a war that would not prevent terrorism, has promised to do the very same to...
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Funny story: Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

LOS ANGELES - The couple who went from being the happiest couple in America to being the meanest, angriest, most effed up couple within a few short weeks is back in the headlines. Jake "The Snake" Pavelka says that Vienna "The Whore" Girardi is no...
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Funny story: Chavez Nationalizes Fruits & Vegetables: Sean Penn Named Kumquat Czar!

Chavez Nationalizes Fruits & Vegetables: Sean Penn Named Kumquat Czar!

Hugo Chavez made a move on controlling the last 20% of the Nation's private industry today by nationalizing all food sources, including imported fruits and vegetables. To insure his mandate was carried out, he imported Hollywood Fruit Sean Penn to ov...
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Funny story: Obama, Vowing to Kick Ass, Nationalizes The Bankrupt Texas Rangers With Help from Goldman Sachs!

Obama, Vowing to Kick Ass, Nationalizes The Bankrupt Texas Rangers With Help from Goldman Sachs!

President Obama, batting O for Forever on the Political Scene, was moved to step into bankruptcy proceedings for the Texas Rangers, mired in bad debt caused by imprudent borrowing to sign disappointing players saying "The time to kick some ass is no...
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Funny story: Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!

Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!

Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to promote tourism while criticizing Arizona's crack...
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Funny story: Man Bitten in Dog Park, By Another Man!

Man Bitten in Dog Park, By Another Man!

Westchester, New York . . . When police were called to the local dog park to deal with a bite, they assumed that a dog had done the biting. No way! Man's best friends were totally innocent. Believe it or not, it was a man who had bitten another ma...
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Funny story: The Jon Gosselin - Sean Penn Sit-Com "The Little Peckers of Peoria County" Has Been Cancelled

The Jon Gosselin - Sean Penn Sit-Com "The Little Peckers of Peoria County" Has Been Cancelled

HOLLYWOOD - The Ryder Bittermelon and Salisbury Cardoon situation comedy The Little Peckers of Peoria County starring Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn has been abruptly cancelled after only two weeks. The Fox Network said that they had no choice but to...
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