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Funny story: Heidi Klum Dumps Her Bodyguard/Boyfriend

Heidi Klum Dumps Her Bodyguard/Boyfriend

REDONDO BEACH, California - Heidi Klum was shopping at the Sir Surfboard Shop in Redondo Beach when she was approached by a reporter with Glamboyant Magazine. The reporter Savannah Kettle asked Ms. Klum if the rumor about her breaking up with her...
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Funny story: The Erotically Sultry Heidi Klum Rejects Her Bodyguard's Proposal

The Erotically Sultry Heidi Klum Rejects Her Bodyguard's Proposal

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Klum is certainly one 40-year-old woman who has aged quite gracefully. The German native says that she has enjoyed her freedom after divorcing singer Seal. Klum fearing that thousands of men would be after her decided to hire...
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Funny story: Heidi Klum Wants To Marry Her Bodyguard

Heidi Klum Wants To Marry Her Bodyguard

LOS ANGELES - Heidi Klum has done it all. She has worked as a model, a TV producer, a television host, a fashion designer, an actress, and even for one week a pole dancer in her home country of Germany. Heidi at 40, is still considered to be one o...
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Funny story: The Very Sexy Heidi Klum Says Tattoo Removal Is A Real Bitch!

The Very Sexy Heidi Klum Says Tattoo Removal Is A Real Bitch!

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Klum, one of the judges on America's Got Talent, has learned a very valuable lesson - marriages might not be forever but tattoos are, or at least until one spends lots of money and goes through a lot of needless pain to get them rem...
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Funny story: Heidi Klum Says Seal Needs To Stop Whining

Heidi Klum Says Seal Needs To Stop Whining

NEW ORLEANS - Heidi Klum traveled down to the Big Easy to help with the distribution of the contents of an 18-wheeler which was loaded with food, bottled water, toys, towels, and cosmetics. Heidi had personally helped to load the items which she h...
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Funny story: Heidi Klum Divorce Battle Heats Up - Joins Canadian Hunters to Champion Seal Fur

Heidi Klum Divorce Battle Heats Up - Joins Canadian Hunters to Champion Seal Fur

The so called amicable split earlier this year between what was deemed Hollywood's most solid marriage has taken a turn for the worse. Heidi Klum has revealed the depth of her anger as she turned on her soon to be ex-husband and launched a damagi...
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Funny story: The Upcoming Nasty Divorce: Heidi Klum Is Worth $70 Million - Seal Says "$70 Million Divided By Two Is $35 Million"

The Upcoming Nasty Divorce: Heidi Klum Is Worth $70 Million - Seal Says "$70 Million Divided By Two Is $35 Million"

LOS ANGELES - It appears that Seal's claws have finally come out and his soon-to-be-ex-wife Heidi Klum is doing some fancy backpedaling to keep from getting scratched financially speaking. The divorce between the black singer and the white super m...
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Funny story: Heidi Klum Said She Told Her Husband Seal To Attend Anger Management Classes Or Kiss Her Fantabulous Body Bye-Bye

Heidi Klum Said She Told Her Husband Seal To Attend Anger Management Classes Or Kiss Her Fantabulous Body Bye-Bye

SANTA MONICA - Heidi Klum took her four kids to the world-famous Santa Monica Pier to buy them some of their unique rainbow-colored cotton candy. While on the pier she was approached by a reporter who asked her if she was actually going through wi...
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Funny story: Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods

Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods

The romance is reportedly over as ex-supermodel now reality TV hostess, Heidi Klum, kicks former recording star Seal, to the curb. Insiders to the Klum camp, say that she may be quick to the post-Seal cougar prowl, and just happens to like the way T...
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Funny story: Jo Brand kidnapped by a bull seal

Jo Brand kidnapped by a bull seal

During the filming of the second series of her TV show Jo Brand's Big Splash Jo Brand was captured by a bull seal just off the coast of Orkney. "It was very exciting," said Brand after she was rescued. "Not." Jo Brand was attempting to swim fro...
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Funny story: Seal Tells His Wife Heidi Klum To Take His Last Name or He'll Divorce Her

Seal Tells His Wife Heidi Klum To Take His Last Name or He'll Divorce Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Model, actress, and Project Runway host Heidi Klum has stated that she has petitioned to have her last name changed. The German born beauty will be dropping her last name Klum and replacing it with her husband Seal's last name Sa...
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Funny story: Seal given to PM for approval

Seal given to PM for approval

United Kingdom Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been handed a 180 kilogram seal in what must have been a crazy mix up by a junior staffer. A bemused Mr Brown woke to find the exotic animal sitting on the doorstep of his 10 Downing Street residence.
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Funny story: Alaskan Baby Seal Volunteers to Be Sarah Palin's Coat

Alaskan Baby Seal Volunteers to Be Sarah Palin's Coat

Since losing her Republican financed wardrobe, sarah Palin as been named the most frequently naked governor. With the Alaskan winter in full bore the Governor has been scouting out some free or affordable clothing sources. That what brings us today t...
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Funny story: Senator John McCain wishes to have sex with model Heidi Klum; others

Senator John McCain wishes to have sex with model Heidi Klum; others

After a vigorous day of campaigning, Senator John McCain reportedly told a friend that he would enjoy having sexual intercourse with 35-year-old top model Heidi Klum. She is also the wife of the singer Seal.
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Funny story: Sealhunters Drown After Being Overcome By Ferocious Seals

Sealhunters Drown After Being Overcome By Ferocious Seals

A group of sealhunters have today drowned at sea after being hounded and hunted down by a group of vicious militant seals.
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Funny story: Heidi Klum spices up her marriage to Seal by proposing a hot ménage à trios with Britney, inviting her to come over and play house

Heidi Klum spices up her marriage to Seal by proposing a hot ménage à trios with Britney, inviting her to come over and play house

Hollywood, California - First, it was Rosie O'Donnell that invited Britney Spears live on "The View" to come live with her. Now it is supermodel, Heidi Klum, who is the latest to offer Britney a place to crash. All the while Britney tec...
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Funny story: FBI use Seal to fight piracy

FBI use Seal to fight piracy

In a desperate move to reduce the levels of piracy now occurring in the US, the FBI is to use a special seal to tackle the problem.
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