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Funny story: Sperm Whale Spotted In Lake Erie

Sperm Whale Spotted In Lake Erie

CLEVELAND - In an astounding sighting, several people sailing on Lake Erie have reported seeing a sperm whale in the freshwater lake. One of the individuals, Wexford Spillovich, 48, said that he and his brand new bride Kylee Tina, 43, were sailing...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson, Selena Gomez, and Gary Busey To Star In a Vampire Comedy "The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld"

Rob Pattinson, Selena Gomez, and Gary Busey To Star In a Vampire Comedy "The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld"

BURBANK - Twilight Saga series star Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez have just signed to appear in Luigi Luigiani's classic Vampire comedy, The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld. The film is being produced by Lions Door Films in association with Clou...
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Funny story: PETA To Sea World: Stop Masturbating Orca. Orca: What?? No!!!!

PETA To Sea World: Stop Masturbating Orca. Orca: What?? No!!!!

Leading anti-cruelty organization PETA is demanding that SeaWorld stop masturbating Tilikum the killer whale, alleging that it is an abusive way to treat him, because "he is your chief sperm bank." In response, Tilikum has demanded that they conti...
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Funny story: Seaworld Buys Venice

Seaworld Buys Venice

Venice, Italy - In the wake of this week's devastating floods, Italy's most romantic tourist city has been sold to Seaworld. Mayor of Venice, Backupo Sewero held a press conference in flooded St Mark's Square to make the dramatic announcement.
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Funny story: Shamu Drags Michael Richards 200 Feet Under SeaWorld

Shamu Drags Michael Richards 200 Feet Under SeaWorld

(SeaWorld) - Michael Richards, on his nationwide "Ok I Called You N-words N-words I Apologize SHEESH" tour, apologized again to a NON-African American audience at San Diego's SeaWorld. Shamu, the 9,800lb killer whale suddenly L...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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