Orlando, Florida - It's goodbye to SeaWorld Orlando's giant predators and hello to the oceanariums's new show stoppers a pod of killer anchovies.
Up to ten million of the little nippers are taking over from orcas Katina, Tilikum, Kayla, Trua, Nala...
CLEVELAND - In an astounding sighting, several people sailing on Lake Erie have reported seeing a sperm whale in the freshwater lake.
One of the individuals, Wexford Spillovich, 48, said that he and his brand new bride Kylee Tina, 43, were sailing...
BURBANK - Twilight Saga series star Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez have just signed to appear in Luigi Luigiani's classic Vampire comedy, The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld.
The film is being produced by Lions Door Films in association with Clou...
Leading anti-cruelty organization PETA is demanding that SeaWorld stop masturbating Tilikum the killer whale, alleging that it is an abusive way to treat him, because "he is your chief sperm bank."
In response, Tilikum has demanded that they conti...
Venice, Italy - In the wake of this week's devastating floods, Italy's most romantic tourist city has been sold to Seaworld.
Mayor of Venice, Backupo Sewero held a press conference in flooded St Mark's Square to make the dramatic announcement.
(SeaWorld) - Michael Richards, on his nationwide "Ok I Called You N-words N-words I Apologize SHEESH" tour, apologized again to a NON-African American audience at San Diego's SeaWorld. Shamu, the 9,800lb killer whale suddenly L...
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