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Funny story: Near-sighted dolphin mistakes child for Honey Boo Boo and bites her!

Near-sighted dolphin mistakes child for Honey Boo Boo and bites her!

ORLANDO, Florida (ABSNN) - A dolphin named Sally bit a child who was feeding her in a tank at Orlando's Sea World Sunday. Police immediately arrested the dolphin who told them, "I'm so sorry! I'm so near-sighted, I thought the little girl was Honey...
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Funny story: Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World, Inc, LLC, the world wide entertainment conglomerate announced it has reached agreement with Dubai World to add to their popular sea side attraction by constructing a real live Seal encounter pavilion featuring Navy Seals practicing hunt...
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Funny story: Sea World to Use Dentures for Killer Whales

Sea World to Use Dentures for Killer Whales

Speedo, Florida - Sea World officials announced today that all killer whales in their possession would have their real teeth removed and be fitted for dentures. The dentures would be removed for working with trainers to prevent them from eating them.
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Funny story: Tuna Fisherman Capture Fish Who Claims His Name is Henry Limpet

Tuna Fisherman Capture Fish Who Claims His Name is Henry Limpet

Tuna fisherman off the coast of Newfoundland have captured a large fish wearing glasses. The fish in question begin speaking to them, telling them that his name was Henry Limpet and that he needed to be released. Mr. Limpet claimed that he was in t...
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