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Funny story: Blackpool not among England and Wales's clean beaches

Blackpool not among England and Wales's clean beaches

A RECORD nine out of 10 English and Welsh beaches meet new EU standards for water quality - but ­Blackpool's are not among them. The resort's central and south beaches failed to match basic cleanliness standards, as did those at Llandudno in C...
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Funny story: Sources Reveal That Burial At Sea For Osama Bin Laden Required A Huge Toilet

Sources Reveal That Burial At Sea For Osama Bin Laden Required A Huge Toilet

Osama Bin Laden, who was shot and killed in his Pakistan compound on May 1st, was buried at sea by U.S. Forces. This was done in accordance with Moslem tradition that burial take place within 24 hours. Bin Laden was killed by a bullet to the head i...
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Funny story: Rising sea levels mystery solved

Rising sea levels mystery solved

For years the sea levels globally have been rising and homes and villages on the east cost of England have been lost to the sea as coastal erosion advances. On the Yorkshire coast alone, five houses worth a total £18,000 have fallen over the cli...
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Funny story: Sea Creatures With Stranger Than Fiction Lifestyles

Sea Creatures With Stranger Than Fiction Lifestyles

Scientists are discovering more and more strange creatures in the depths of the ocean, many with stranger than fiction lifestyles. The burning bush crab in the Pacific Ocean makes all sorts of unintelligible noises and falls over its own feet when it tries to walk, and has evolved so that it has to choke on its own food to digest it. Its diet is a mixture of pretzel fish and coca leaves and aqu...
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Funny story: The cover up over the Irish Sea Green Glow

The cover up over the Irish Sea Green Glow

The Green Glow in the Irish sea isn't what we're being told it is. It isn't bioluminescence and its not phosphorescence. Its sea monsters. Lots of sea monsters with googly eyes and ribbon like tails with hooks on. Eye witnesses say they look like...
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Funny story: Sea Monster Visions Linked to Distilleries

Sea Monster Visions Linked to Distilleries

Drumnadrochit - Worldwide reports of sea monsters, Bigfoot and other mysterious creatures have been linked with the location of breweries or distilleries nearby causing some to think that a relationship may exist. Investigative reporter Fergus McFadd...
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Funny story: Arctic Sea Disappears Under Suspicious Circumstances

Arctic Sea Disappears Under Suspicious Circumstances

BARROWS, AK, USA Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's post-resignation plans became apparent earlier this week when the "Arctic Sea" mysteriously vanished without a trace. Palin was reportedly still irate over many incidents, including having bee...
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Funny story: Italian divers attempt to live underwater for two weeks as part of a new test pilot witness protection program

Italian divers attempt to live underwater for two weeks as part of a new test pilot witness protection program

Rome, Italy - Somewhere under the Sea, 15 meters beneath the surface of the water off the island of Ponza near Rome, six very brave men in diving bells hope to realize their mutual dream come true: to live long enough to see tomorrow, oblivious to th...
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Funny story: Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Most Giant Squid remains have been found in the stomachs of Sperm Whales. This has led some of the stupider Marine Biologists to theorize that the belly of the Sperm Whale is in fact the natural habitat of the Giant Squid. Finally, today, we have p...
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Funny story: Old Sea Port found under the English Channel

Old Sea Port found under the English Channel

Divers off Fairlight beach on the Sussex coast of England have found Gwent Chesel le which was an old Saxon fishing port washed away in storms during 1250 1252 and 1254.
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Funny story: Air Travel Banned Shock

Air Travel Banned Shock

In a new move intended to save the planet, member states of The United Nations have met and decided to ban all air travel henceforth.
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Funny story: Enterprising Entrepreneur Salvages His Fortunes

Enterprising Entrepreneur Salvages His Fortunes

An enterprising Scally from Liverpool is today 'coining it' as he organises coach trips for chavvy types to Devon, to let them run amok looting gear that's been washed ashore from that boat that's nearly sunk.
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