His constant use of the phrase, "Bah, humbug," was given as the reason for his arrest.
An unnamed source in the Political Correctness (PC) Police reported that their investigation was initiated by the official complaint of a sheep who said that ba...
The rumors of holiday hanky panky are flying faster than Santa's sleigh on Christmas Eve. Several tabloids are reportedly ready to publish motel records from all over the world that would show Santa to be an unfaithful spouse.
Some say the rumors...
"A pox on their house," was the reaction of Mr. Claus when he found out he wouldn't be hired by one Midwestern town in the U. S. this year. He controlled his language in consideration of Mrs. Claus, who was standing at his side when he got the news.
London, England - "Boy is that 25 lb bird still at the butchers shop?"
"You mean the one as big as me?"
"Yes, bigger than you!.. Wonderful lad, charming fellow. Take these coins and go and buy it this instant, then take a taxi to 2 Porter Stree...
What he wants for Christmas is a name change.
Mr. Scrooge held a press conference in NYC's Times Square and told reporters that he soon planned to file papers to legally change his name.
"How would you like to go through life with a na...
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