For the first time in U.S. history one single campaign donation has elected a new president, three years before the actual election!
Super Republican wackjob Donald Trump, wrote the GOP a one billion dollar check and elected himself the next Pre...
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - The Firestone Tire and Rubber Company has revealed to the public that they've just developed a brand new ultra-modern tire.
The tire, known as the RMC-600, was developed totally out of recycled milk containers.
In the national accident statistics, the humble screwdriver has come out tops of the most dangerous household tools wielded by inept morons.
"You would have thought chainsaw, or power drill," said NAS Co-ordinator Nathan Tonal. "However, accidents...
For nearly eight months, Harlingen area resident Christopher Baker has been searching for a screw that somehow fell out of his Sharp Viewcam personal camcorder posing little more than a mild inconvenience.
So far all efforts to locate the missing...
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