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Funny story:  Scouts launch the Bear Grylls Enterprise Badge

Scouts launch the Bear Grylls Enterprise Badge

With the news that Bear Grylls is using his position as head scout to make as much money as he can for himself before he is stripped of the title, the Scout movement have decided that this is actually a good enterprise for the Scouts to get involved...
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Funny story:  Scouts to only accept blue eyed blond youth of Aryan descent!

Scouts to only accept blue eyed blond youth of Aryan descent!

The Super Scouts of USA in a late night meeting yesterday voted to only accept new members who have blue eyes and blond hair. Current members who are not of this description will be asked to turn in their uniforms, merit badges, and to never give the...
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Funny story:  Scouts burn down forest with Olympic Torch

Scouts burn down forest with Olympic Torch

Scouts from the 3.17th Fylde Troop near Blackpool were given the honour of passing the torch through Lytham St Annes, a stretch of thirty miles that took it through the historic Halfbaked Woods. Each of the thirty strong team of scouts carried the...
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Funny story:  Scouts earn their bong badge

Scouts earn their bong badge

Scouts at the 12th Blackpool Scout Troop near Blackpool have all shown their ingenuity by recycling discarded rubbish to make a variety of bongs. "I'm very pleased with my lads," said scout leader, Clover Garlic. "Some of the designs have been qui...
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Funny story:  Councils urge the elderly to pay for snow removal

Councils urge the elderly to pay for snow removal

After the weekend's heavy snowfalls claimed the lives of five elderly residents in the UK, councils are urging their elderly relatives to pay for snow clearing rather than attempt it themselves. "Snow is quite heavy," said councillor, Rob Roberts...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton to become a Scouser for new reality show

Kate Middleton to become a Scouser for new reality show

The Duchess of Cambridge is to become a volunteer helper at her local scouse group as part of a new package of royal patronages. Kate will wear the Scouse Association's distinctive red luis suarez t-shirt, scarf and famous 1980s permed wig as she...
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Funny story:  Scouts attempt to enter the record books

Scouts attempt to enter the record books

The 3.14159th scout troupe from Lytham St Annes in Blackpool are attempting to get into the record books by circumnavigating Google. "We're planning on starting with all the sites in the UK," said trope leader, Arthur "Clover" Garlic. "We'll visit...
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Funny story:  Brown Bird Scouts Selling Marijuana Cookies This Year

Brown Bird Scouts Selling Marijuana Cookies This Year

Philadelphia, PA - Your local Brown Bird troupe is beginning their annual fund drive today with something new on the menu. The girls will be selling marijuana cookies and brownies door-to-door this year, and they hope to make a few billion dollars!...
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Funny story:  Camping skills on the way out for scouts as badges for recycling and gaming are considered

Camping skills on the way out for scouts as badges for recycling and gaming are considered

Camping skills on the way out for scouts as badges for recycling and gaming are considered It's sad to see the 'old ways being kicked to the curb' but if Scouting is to continue, it has to be brought up to date. One way of moving the Scouting mov...
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Funny story:  Scout Leader rapped for losing scouts

Scout Leader rapped for losing scouts

Scout Leader, Arthur "Clover" Garlic, was rapped yesterday for losing his entire troop of scouts. The 3 and 1/3rd Lytham St Annes troop in the Fylde district were out on an orienteering course to earn their Homing Pigeon badges, however, only one...
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Funny story:  Huge rise in scout numbers - Church told 'hands off'

Huge rise in scout numbers - Church told 'hands off'

Hot on the heels of the announcement that the number of UK scouts has risen dramatically in the last few years comes the news of a developing rift between the Scout Association and the Catholic church. After hearing that the Scout Association need...
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Funny story:  Scouts try their hand at mythbusting

Scouts try their hand at mythbusting

The 3.172nd Lythom St Annies scout troop, flush from success at disproving Newton and proving Einstein are hot on the trail of some of the world's most tenacious myths. This week, they have been running an experiment to see whether or not a watche...
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Funny story:  Fuel Theft Leaves Western Hemisphere In Lurch

Fuel Theft Leaves Western Hemisphere In Lurch

Just after 10:00 am this morning (East Angola Time), Venezuelan President for Life, Savior of the Native Peoples and Supreme Socialist Boy Scout Leader, Hugo Chavez, called an impromptu news conference with all nine (9) international press representa...
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Funny story:  Scouts prove Einstein right

Scouts prove Einstein right

Scouts from the 3.142nd scout troop in Blackpool had to come up with an innovative way to win their Science In The Community badges. Having watch an episode of Mythbusters where the duo fire frozen chickens at aircraft, they got the idea of testin...
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Funny story:  Newton's law of motion proved incorrect

Newton's law of motion proved incorrect

A scout troop from Blackpool set out to show Newton's law of motion in action. According to the law, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Although the example used in modern day science books would be alien to Sir Isaac, it is stated t...
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Funny story:  Girl Scouts back again with the cookies

Girl Scouts back again with the cookies

Its that time of year again when we all indulge our sweet tooth for a little bite of heaven : Girl Scout Cookies! This year there are some new varieties to try out, Mini Me Shortbread, George Washington Carver Peanut Butter Squares, and of course...
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Funny story:  Scout breaks world 100 metre swimming record

Scout breaks world 100 metre swimming record

A scout in Lytham St Annes, near Blackpool, has broken the world swimming record for the one hundred metres freestyle thanks to an obscure ruling in the scouting organisation. After examining how dangerous water is, the British Scouts (BS) have de...
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Funny story:  Scouts introduce guidelines for being near water

Scouts introduce guidelines for being near water

The British Organisation for Beavers And Joint Organisation for Boys' Scouting (BOBAJOBS) are nearing the end of their review of Health and Safety for children in their care. Being organised, they have dealt with them in alphabetical order, cover...
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